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Intelligence  

ilikeballs 62F
0 posts
4/4/2017 10:48 am

Last Read:
12/10/2018 1:55 pm
Intelligence
Since I have been on AdultFriendFinder, I have had many questions asked of me, the predomunant one being my chosen name. I have taken tha name ILB for a couple of reasons, and for now, they will remain buried away, as it does exactly what I want and need it to do. I also get asked many times why someone with my intelligence would waste my time here. Well---- Honestly, I have met a ton of jerks here, but have also met many sincere and wonderful people. Some, have become very, no, extremely close.
As smart as I am accused of being, I have never been able to make any sense of one statement(in many forms) that is often stated to me, and that is--- "I am going to fuck you brains out", or, "I'd love to fuck your brains out" Oh---and then--"I'm going to fuck you so hard your brains will be in your shoes"
First, if I do have sex with someone, I don't wear shoes to bed. If I have been told that this will happen, when I get up--first thing I do is check---and nope--no cranium matter has been deposited. In all the times that I have been told that my brains are going to be missing from my body, every time--after sex--- I can still think, work, function normally. Now---does this mean I have had nothing but lousy sex all my life??? Welllll---maybe here and there---but--for the most part---Can say many times my toes have curled---but still have my brains.
Tonight is a perfect example---I am wicked satisfied, I am sitting here typing, thinking clearly, my brains are not in between the sheets, in my shoes---I'm funtioning just fine---so---what the hell does it mean that I am going to have my brains fucked out. Will some exceptional, esoterical genius here please---explain that statement???? Please????? GHEESHH!!!!!
Exploringcpl3000 60M/60F  
33 posts
10/17/2019 5:13 pm

 Ok, I won't promise to make your toes curl....but maybe you will make fists with your feet?.......LOL.....As you can see I have a great sense of humour, I am a true believer of levity.....hugz hun, wish you nothing but the very best....Paul.


CappyC 71M  
72 posts
1/1/2019 10:58 pm

 I love your brains too much to want to fuck them out lol. I'll fuck mine out with you instead and be the sacrificial zinc!


justmehere177 62M
1 post
12/10/2018 3:32 am

 lol, I am curious with how that saying originated. I'm looking for brains, face and body, in that order. One that doesn't mind if I live on a boat

nystraitfireguy1 at yahoo mail


Trapper69 67G
2657 posts
1/31/2018 11:38 am

 Some guys think that impresses women....perhaps these guys jacked off so much they fucked their own brains out?


chaso5 65M
Ask me for a photo

11/3/2017 3:21 pm

 Firstly - stunning photo of you!
Yes it really is just an egotistical throw away statement that generally suggests they are a whole lot better than they are!


arconoid 42M
5 posts
5/5/2017 11:36 pm

 In addition, a --big-- smile and thinking and showing - Not saying - you're doing it there and then, is fun!

A little bit of respect, and diving into the woman psyche go a long way.


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