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I think we can all agree the most important part of an orgy is the hats  

40Deuce 46M
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12/20/2012 5:16 pm

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12/30/2012 9:25 am

I think we can all agree the most important part of an orgy is the hats

I had composed (in my MIND) a long and vitriolic (yet hilarious) "open letter" to the dude who's died outside my house this morning after it stupidly jumped on a downed power line . But I've decided not to post it , not just because of legal reasons , not just because I might lose some of the 4 watchers I have left because people like dogs and I blasted them pretty good , but mostly because I'm having kind of a rough time right now and maybe hatred and bile isn't what I need to be spewing right now . A positive attitude cures all ills right ? I totally just coined an expression .

So instead of verbally (and not to his face) raking this moron and his moronic dead over the coals I'm going to . . . . not do that . So this is one of those posts that just a post for the sake of posting . Which are dumb but it makes me feel slightly better . But I'm going to do it without shooting hate rays everywhere , which is hard for me ; doubly so because we had a snowstorm here and like magic everyone forgot how to drive in snow (like they do every damn year) .

I watched a video on this here website where a handsome young lady was giving a skinny dude sex de oral . He popped off in approximately 30 seconds . Which made me feel better because I didn't know there was anyone out there over the age of 18 that ejaculated faster than me .

Turning to the professionals , I was perusing the scenes in an adult film wherein the theme was orgies (having them) . In almost every one most of the people were wearing pirates hats or feather headdresses or some kind of non-standard headgear . Its was intriguing . I never knew unique haberdashery was such an important part of group sex . I got so caught up in checking out the hats I didn't even porn out like I had planned . Also it got me off on a tangent thinking of when the British army first started wearing red coats (1645) and when the New Model Army was abolished (1660) . Then I got distracted thinking about the time I lost a trivia contest because I forgot the inscription on the One Ring was in the dark language of Mordor and not Elvish .

Anyway , I never saw how the orgy turned out . My guess

99% chance a bunch of dudes jack off on a bunch of lady faces
1% chance Texas Chainsaw Massacre

I just finished re-reading "Crimes Against Logic" , here's what I learned ;

1.Logic is the study of the principles of valid inference and sound reasoning .

2.Logic is archaic , which is why many people in today's world simply choose to ignore it .

3.Logic is that thing that has to do with the guy that time in the place with the thing over there . You know ?

4.It's heavier so it goes up . Apparently , being able to prove that means I can be a physics major .

5.No , really , I'm a physics major and it happened once . Don't ask , just listen to what the scientists tell you .

Logic was discovered by someone living in a cave a really long time ago because he was sick of everyone doing stupid things like dying and other mundane daily occurrences . Much later , a few thousand years actually , some ancient Greek guys decided logic was pretty awesome and wrote a bunch of books about it . Unfortunately , no one except those with already-superior logic skills understand their roundabout , ass-backwards writing style that clearly was not meant for average mortals .

Then logic disappeared for a while and there were some corrupt popes , some feudalism , some feudal lords , some corrupt popes who were feudal lords , some corrupt popes' sons who were feudal lords and became popes ; you get the idea . Apparently , they didn't get the idea and they had silly things like crusades to find some cup and take some land and self-flagellation to repent for whatever<b> sins </font></b>might have infected them with that plague that nearly destroyed Europe . Of course this was a more innocent time when hacking up Muslims in the Holy Land was a pretty cool idea and being bled with leeches was the only way to cure a cold .

Some years later , some crazy people decided it would probably suck if the Turks got hold of all that random junk Constantine had dumped in Constantinople a thousand years before and the Renaissance began . Suddenly , there was logic again . All sorts of shenanigans ensued , such as : some guy thinking people might be able to fly , Turks not taking over the Western world , Spain thinking they were awesome , America telling the Brits to get back on their boats , and French people chopping off heads by the dozen .

Logic is not to be found in modern society . Due to our lack of logic as a species , we should expect more crusades soon and probably bleeding with leeches to drain evil fluids . Additionally , we may see feudalism become the common socioeconomic system and self-flagellation might be the new cool thing to do in a few years .

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones ."

- Albert Einstein



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40Deuce 46M
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12/22/2012 9:13 am

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Well , I wasn't counting all the fake accounts that I have set up to scam dudes out of their credit card info

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40Deuce 46M
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12/22/2012 9:15 am

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I hate to break this to you madam , but Mr. Spock ? He's fictional . Like Santa Claus , the Easter Bunny & the Queen of England .

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40Deuce 46M
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12/22/2012 9:16 am

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I don't expect anything from dogs personally

Feel free to pimp away , that's the only reason I have any watchers to begin with (ironically the pimper isn't one of them)

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wildoats19622 62M
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12/29/2012 11:54 pm

Forget the leeches, we are much more high tech and advanced now. We use maggots. R. Lee Ermy was just giving you a prescription.

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