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I should really go back to school and get my degree in lightning
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I should really go back to school and get my degree in lightning I went to the bastard dentist yesterday , I was supposed to go on Thursday (technically I did go) but when I got there they're said "oh sorry , we're going to have to cancel" . This is the THIRD damn time this has happened . I need a new dentist . Anyway , the hygienist (a lady - still never seen a dude hygienist) was like "your gums are kind of crunked up , use this mouthwash" which I believe was pure grain alcohol . It burn all the flesh off my tongue in .34 seconds . Which got me to thinking , the mouth is pretty important when it comes to the sexing . Not earthshaking news obviously , but if I was going to make sweet , sweet<b> love </font></b>to a fancy lady down by the riverside and I either had to choose not using my mouth or not using my dick I think I'd leave the dick on the bench . Sex without kissing , or licking , or sucking (or nibbling if you're into that) ? Lame . Last night when I was driving home form gaming I saw a carful of women that appeared to be naked . Probably they weren't . Probably they were just wearing tubetops or somesuch and I only saw them fleetingly for a half a second and I wanted them to be naked .  But then right after that I got trapped at the tail end of a convoy of young people being stupid - swerving all over the place , slowing down and jumping from car to car , throwing beer cans at each other etc and there was a chick in a convertible who kept standing up and flashing her boobs . Young people are the worst . Except for the other day when I was talking to one of my friend's sons and I asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up (which is dumb but what do I know about talking to ? ) and he said "a doctor" . So I asked him "a medical doctor or just someone with an advanced degree ?" (see previous statement) And he said "I mean like a Doctor of Lightning who can shoot lighting everywhere" . Awesome . It seems like there should be a supervillain named Doctor Lightening (or superhero) but there isn't that I know of . Of which I know . Now The Lightening from The Fighting Devil Dogs (which is where the character of Darth Vader was stolen from) is general regarded as the first supervillain in mass media he held no advanced degrees that I am aware of . Of which I am aware . Speaking of which pretty much everything from Star Wars was stolen from something else . But I still<b> love </font></b>it . The "original" trilogy anyway . The new ones sucked I don't care what you say .  The other day I was listening to a podcast (if I had a podcast instead of a blog would you listen to it ? ) and the podcasting people were laughing about a commercial for a men's strip club , specifically they though the names of the groups were funny . For instance one of them was called "Capital Punishment" which is weird on several levels . I assume they meant Corporal Punishment IE spanking ? That seems like it might make some sense . If I've learned one thing in my sex life its that all women loving having their heiny smacked hard - and they<b> love </font></b>being generalized . But then they got their terms confused and either no one told them or someone did bring it up and they were like "eh so what ?" But the weirder possibility is that they purposefully named their all-male nude review after the death penalty . But the question I have is why do male strippers always operate in groups while lady strippers are out there solo ? Seems like it should be the other way around . I wonder if its because women are more particular when it comes to ogling nude people . You throw a naked woman out in front of a bunch of dudes most of them will find something on her they like regardless of the particulars . But women are more discerning maybe ? So you send out a bunch of dudes to make sure you cover all your bases ?  Speaking of nude men this dude is in the SI Body Issue and I think he's totally hot - and he's fat ! It makes me feel something . Pride ? No , not pride , but less shame . Also again I think a man is hot so I am gay again . Again . Maybe its the ink . And finally , P-Bubs and I were chatting about her crummy car the other day and I asked her "if there was an alternate universe that was exactly like this one in ever way , except you had a brand new car , and you could travel there - but doing so would destroy the version of you that was there - would you go there and take her place ?" And she thought about it for a while and said "no" which I feel takes an impressive level of moral fortitude . I think most people would have no problem killing "themselves" to make their life better . It reminded me of that Star Trek (the Next Generation) episode where the crew is cloned without their knowledge and then they straight up murder all the clones because for some reason that's okay . That did not seem very Star Treky to me (well maybe the new "cool" Star Trek with sexy babes and action movie shenanigans) . These were living sentient beings - they didn't do anything wrong - and Riker and Picard raygun them all dead like it ain't no thing . I think Riker even says something about how its his "right" to do so . Which is made even more ridiculous when the teleporter makes a duplicate Riker and they both just go along their merry way . Point is , fuck you guy who wrote that episode , I don't think you "get" it . Speaking of Star Trek , I watched the Purge the other day on the TV (it was okay) and I guess the whole idea for that movie was taken from an episode of the original Star Trek called The Return of the Archons where people are all buttoned up and lawful most of the time but then they have "Red Hour" when the "Festival" begins which is when everyone freaks out and wails on each other and tears the place up and humps like crazy . I've probably spent 50-75 hours talking with my friends about how the Purge would/wouldn't work in the real life . Sometimes I wonder how I ever get laid . I hope in the Purge 3 - The Purgening they reveal that the "New Founding Fathers" who came up with the Purge idea are Cthulhu cultists . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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There was a post about naked baseball dude in the Athletic Kinksters group over on FL. Opinions were divided about whether he is "fit" - some people (OK me) were like, "hell yeah look at those massive muscular thighs, they dwarf the little bit of extra belly that he has". Others said that baseball as a sport doesn't really require to be fit, just have awesome hand-eye coordination and the ability to whack a ball really hard. *shrug* I still think he's sexy as hell - partly the tattoos but mostly his attitude. But then, I think a lot of guys don't particularly care (or maybe even notice?) that they have a gut - the pictures that get posted on OK Cupid are proof of this...   
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I want an R2D2 dildo for Christmas. Please, please, pretty please? Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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crunky gums? Sounds like a punk band. I wonder if they have an electric chair instead of a pole at that strip club.... maybe your friend's son could get his lightning degree and invent a stripper pole that has lightning inside of it. That would be really cool. And act like a plasma ball on the strippers with pubes!  (sorry, I'll just shut the door on my way out)
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