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My name is KingMurder and I am one of those fake profiles everyone hates  

40Deuce 46M
4633 posts
11/16/2014 8:47 am

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11/22/2014 8:35 am

My name is KingMurder and I am one of those fake profiles everyone hates

I'm not going to lie , I am not ALL about that bass , I also like some tremble .



One day at work some of the ladyfolk were having a bitchfight about this song and how it's demeaning to skinny women in which many things were said that made me want to blow up the building with everyone inside . But I didn't . One thing that struck me in particular is when pretty skinny lady #3 (who was on the pro-side) said that its just a song about "How us fat girls don't have to be ashamed" . Jiggawhat ? At first I thought "AHA another reason to hate this person I already hate , she's pretending she's fat !" But then I thought maybe she actually does think she's fat - which is legitimately insane because she's almost 6 feet tall and I doubt she weighs more than a buck oh five . So really if anything I should feel sad for her . I hate when my enemies are humanized .

I started to read an article entitled "Meghan Trainor is exploiting body image just like everyone else" but then I didn't , because dude , its just a song , who cares ?

Speaking of music and not caring , I did read an article that was ostensibly about how country music and are basically the same thing despite the rancor the two fan bases seem to have for the other , but was actually about how all kinds of music are demeaning to women . Not Zydeco - refuted !

I got megacoat out of storage today . Its always a sad day when megacoat is taken out of storage . Strangely though the day I put magecoat away is not a happy day , its just another day . Is this just another example of how I can't find happiness in anything anymore ? No , because I am SUPER pumped about Age of Ultron . Take that Alexithymia ! Take it right in the ass !

I did read an article a while back about the ten things you should stop being to be happier - lets take a look .

Blaming

"Taking responsibility when things go wrong instead of blaming others isn't masochistic, it's empowering—because then you focus on doing things better or smarter next time. And when you get better or smarter, you also get happier."

I'm good here , I know everyone is going to fail so I don't blame them when I do .

Impressing

"Genuine relationships make you happier, and you'll only form genuine relationships when you stop trying to impress and start trying to just be yourself."

I'm good here too , if anything I'm being myself TOO much .

Clinging

"Holding on to what you think you need won't make you happier; letting go so you can reach for and try to earn what you want will. Even if you don't succeed in earning what you want, the act of trying alone will make you feel better about yourself."

Wrong , my therapist tried this hoodoo on me and trying and failing made me feel 10,000,000% worse . The lesson ? Never try .

Interrupting

"Interrupting isn't just rude. When you interrupt someone, what you're really saying is, "I'm not listening to you so I can understand what you're saying; I'm listening to you so I can decide what I want to say."

I am the best at non-interrupting the in the world , you know who isn't ? Everyone else ! Oh oh , I blamed , I blamed ! This does seem to be the plague of our "modern" society . To quote Homer Simpson "Uh huh , uh huh , look can you shut up for a minute ?" Also the Simpsons-Futurama crossover wasn't super terrific . I miss Futurama .

Whining

"Don't talk about what's wrong. Talk about how you'll make things better, even if that conversation is only with yourself. And do the same with your friends or colleagues. Don't just be the shoulder they cry on. Friends don't let friends whine—friends help friends make their lives better."

Oooh , this one stings because I am one hardcore whining complaining SOB . That last bit seems odd though , usually people just want to vent - they don't want your stupid advice . I'm proud of myself for getting over my compulsion to try and solve people's problems . Maybe I shouldn't be ? Question mark ?

Controlling

"Yeah, you're the boss. Yeah, you're the titan of industry. Yeah, you're the small tail that wags a huge dog. Still, the only thing you really control is you. If you find yourself trying hard to control other people, you've decided that you, your goals, your dreams, or even just your opinions are more important than theirs."

The only thing I want to control is me , nailed it !

Criticizing

"Everyone is different: not better, not worse, just different. Appreciate the differences instead of the shortcomings and you'll see people—and yourself—in a better light."

I don't criticize people to their face , that counts for something right ? Also this sounds like new age feel good nonsense to some degree . If you can't do your job bugger off .

Preaching

"Criticizing has a brother. His name is Preaching. They share the same father: Judging. The higher you rise and the more you accomplish, the more likely you are to think you know everything—and to tell people everything you think you know."

Who's the mother ? I love to judge , its the best .

Dwelling

"The past is just training; it doesn't define you. Think about what went wrong, but only in terms of how you will make sure that, next time, you and the people around you will know how to make sure it goes right."

I'm not a dweller so I'm cool here . Possibly because I can't even remember what happen .

Fearing

"We're all afraid: of what might or might not happen, of what we can't change, or what we won't be able to do, or how other people might perceive us. So it's easier to hesitate, to wait for the right moment, to decide we need to think a little longer or do some more research or explore a few more alternatives.

Meanwhile days, weeks, months, and even years pass us by. And so do our dreams. Don't let your fears hold you back. Whatever you've been planning, whatever you've imagined, whatever you've dreamed of, get started on it today. If you want to start a business, take the first step. If you want to change careers, take the first step. If you want to expand or enter a new market or offer new products or services, take the first step. Put your fears aside and get started. Do something. Do anything. Otherwise, today is gone. Once tomorrow comes, today is lost forever."

This one hits home , I am afraid of everything and everyone . I have no plans , imaginings or dreams though so . . . eh ? Also I did start my own business and it failed miserable and made me poor for 15 years , and I hate poor people ! Point is it ain't so easy to put your fears aside bub . Fear is the mind-killer . Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration .

The article ends with "Today is the most precious asset you own—and is the one thing you should truly fear wasting."

Which is mostly true because I don't own a lot of valuable stuff . I mean if I had a gold plated rocket boat that would be more precious than "today" .

Anyway , as you all know 40Deuce is a fake profile and I am actually a 19 year old blonde woman with a huge<b> rack </font></b>and a no gag reflex (the real question is how have I stayed 19 for 6 years ? ) but what you don't know is that a few years back in a time when I had more free time and less cable TV as an experiment I created another fake profile . The username I choose was KingMurder and then I tried to make the profile as "normal" as I could . I was curious to see if it would attract more attention that my standard profile . I realize now this is something of a asshole maneuver but in my defense this was before I knew that 99% of the profiles on here are fake .

The results there inconclusive really , but I will say that the KingMurder profile was kind of like the complaints women sometimes make when they display their boobs - it gets attention but most of it the WRONG kind of intention .




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smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
11/16/2014 9:06 am

First of all, I'm surprised that you would stoop to reading one of those self help articles that are designed to just make all of us feel worse about ourselves because we're not doing the 43 things that would make us happier.

That said, from what I know of you I would say your analysis is pretty spot-on, so you score in the self-knowledge department. The only conclusion I would disagree with is that I do think you dwell on things sometimes. Things that OTHER people don't even remember happening!


40Deuce replies on 11/17/2014 4:03 pm:
I'll stoop to pretty much anything , because if we've learned nothing else for "Eastern" philosophy (and we haven't) its that enlightenment can come from the unlikeliest of sources

foz19504 69M
1657 posts
11/16/2014 9:59 am

Nice tits


40Deuce replies on 11/17/2014 4:05 pm:
Thanks

superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
11/16/2014 5:26 pm

Women and their boobs complaining about the wrong kind of attention --- proof of the 'blame' thing right there.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 11/17/2014 4:08 pm:
Indeed , I totally did that on purpose

wildoats19622 62M
3526 posts
11/20/2014 12:53 am

The secret to happiness is really quite simple, send me 20 bucks and I'll tell you. I think that is the true meaning of most self help books.

Since it's deer season, send 'em 20 bucks, maybe it'll stay cold enough to keep them from getting ripe.

I rarely listen to music, but I saw a news story about Nicky Menaj's new video having Nazi imagery. Curiously the video has nothing to do with the song. Strange, but then I watch porn on mute, so strange is a sort of norm for me.

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


40Deuce replies on 11/22/2014 8:36 am:
I used to do that too , mute the porn and then crank some death metal - now I need to hear it and there needs to be some good audio

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