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You can't wear dungarees to a burlesque show ! (you can read this one its not weird and rapey)  

40Deuce 46M
4634 posts
3/22/2016 3:31 pm

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You can't wear dungarees to a burlesque show ! (you can read this one its not weird and rapey)

Denim is the least sensual of fabrics . Some people think its polyester but they're wrong , its denim .



But the question is what is the most sensual of fabrics ? Silk ? Satin ? Lace ? Is lace even fabric technically ? Leather ? Latex ?

I'm going to strike silk off the list right off the bat . I went through a silk shirt phase for a while and at least for dudes silk = giant sweat stains everywhere . And I mean everywhere . It was gross .

Latex I'm also going to terminate from the list because condoms aren't sensual at all , and the other stuff that gets made out of latex is more in the freaky realm than the sensual realm .



What's especially non-sensual is watching a lady get all buttered up to slip into one of them outfits . You'd think it would great , seeing a chick get slathered with slime and rammed into a skinsuit . But you'd be wrong . I almost threw up when I saw it and it was Olivia Munn ! She's hot as hell . And you can't teach that .

For the same reason I'm going to toss leather out , its somewhat sensual but it has strong kink connections . I will give it points for being a cross-over though in that it is both sexy and strong and practical . Ha , I said both and then said three things ! I'm the king of comedy .



Man , after breaking myself of the crutch of relying on images I am back on the wagon hard ! Or off the wagon . Whatever , you know what I mean .

So I guess the winner is satin . Congratulations satin .

Remember that time I got my new credit card and somehow I cut it up instead of my old credit card ? And I didn't realize until I was far far away . And I was at the wrestling show and I shout out "Jay Lethal I need some money !" and he put Matt Taven in a headlock so we could chat and he says to me he says "Why should I give you any money ? When I debuted in TNA you said that I was a boring spot monkey ." And I said "You were twenty then then man , you weren't so great in the ring then , you've matured as a performer , now you're one of the best !" And was all like "too little too late man" . So Mike Bennett took me backstage and said that he had heard about my dilemma and wanted to help me out so he'd pay me 40 bucks to suck his wife's nipples .



And I was surprised because everyone had told me what a dick Mike Bennett was but he's a class act people . I told him that I didn't feel good about it though , 40 bucks is too much for a titsuck , I said I'd feel better about it if I fucked her and she smiled and gave the thumbs up but he said that he couldn't let me penetrate his wife and I said that was cool I understood . But at least Tomohiro Ishii took me out for ribs , which were great . Also the waitress had some really nice boobs .

So then I went to the burlesque show in my nicest slacks , which isn't saying much , but hey at least I wasn't wearing my Wranglers like some fucking flap-dragon . The show was great . There were freaky masks everywhere so it was right up my alley . So after the show I sneak backstage and I say I'm a little short on funds , and would if be cool if I could have sex with all of them for 37 bucks , and they were down with that , but there were like a bunch of them and I couldn't have sex with all of them before I got tired and fell down . I may have been dehydrated also . They were going to give me the money anyway because the ones I did have sex with had had like the best orgasms of their lives , but I couldn't so it - a man has to have a code . I said I would have sex with all of them and I didn't pull it off , so I couldn't take the 37 dollars in good conscience .

Anyway , long story short I had a 5-way with some goth<b> chicks </font></b>and they gave me a pre-paid Visa card to get enough gas to get home again .

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firedup_19 62M
1684 posts
3/22/2016 3:37 pm

Lol...ok then...


bamaman359 64M  
1624 posts
3/22/2016 3:50 pm

love the pic really like the one in red


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
3/22/2016 5:06 pm

Most sensual fabric is fur. It's so sensual that it (and don't care that it's actually not fabric.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 3/23/2016 5:00 pm:
Perhaps , but fur is murder so . . . you know . Leather is fine because murdering cows is totally cool

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
3/22/2016 8:07 pm

I don't know, satin just seems like a glitzier version of silk.

Lace looks good but can often feel sort of scratchy.

Maribou feathers? Could be tickly.

Velvet. Stretchy velvet. That's my vote.


40Deuce replies on 3/23/2016 5:00 pm:
That's why they call me the Velvet Fog

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