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The First Date
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The First Date Samwell Rockne  Skacy Tuebular  -text exchange from Skacy's Gold iPhone 8 Plus - UR going bk 2 his place on 1st date ?!?!?! Sure y not ? Cld be a murderer !!!! (link to article about local murder) (link to article about semi-local murder) (link to article about Lindbergh baby) I’ll b fine SMH GOI Send me his address If I don’t hear from you I’m calling 911 GMAFB “Everything alright ?” he asks as we come to a stop in front of his duplex . I slip my phone into my pocket . “Just my friend checking up on me , making sure I’m still alive . You’re not going to murder me are you ? Or chain me up in your basement and slowly eat my leg one bite at a time each day for years are you ?” He blinks , completely flummoxed “I don’t have a basement . . .” “Oh that’s good to know” I smile at him as I get out of the car . “Are we going inside or are you waiting for an invitation to your own house ?” He jumps out of the car self-consciously and hurries around to catch up with me as I walked up the path . He hesitantly put his arm around me and then immediately has to take it off again was we reached the door . It's a wonderful fall night – the air is crisp and cool , the moon and the stars hung in the sky like tiny little glittering jewels . The food and wine , especially the wine , at Gogino’s had been great and the waitress wasn’t way hotter than me – a fine start to a first date . He did a funny little thing where he counted his keys as he was finding the right one . We stepped inside and he took my coat without asking and hung it up in a closet stuffed full – how many coats does one man need ? They all appeared to be men’s coats though , which was good . We stood awkwardly in the entryway for a moment and just when I was about to say something he blurted out ; “I gotta piss . . . . hard . . . .” the “ard” training off as he realized what he was saying . He his hand twitched almost as if he was literally holding himself back from smacking his forehead . I raised an eyebrow “You better go do that then .” He bobbed his head quickly and dashed off . And now time to snoop . Nice little bachelor pad . Very clean and orderly . I wonder if he’s really clean or has a maid service . Decent sectional , out of place rattan chair , sizable TV with some kind of game console brimming with wires and odd devices . Hello , what do we have here ? A really nice floating shelf , I wonder if he installed that himself , and on said shelf a dozen or so DVDs - does he only have this many or is he choosing to display these ones for some reason ? Held in place by a cute Supergirl black metal bookend . What do we have here ? Batman XXX Batman VS Superman XXX Batfucks Dark Knight XXX Bat Pussy Several more bat-porn of title like that and then Popsugar Cardio Dance Workout ? Does he spank it to that too or does he work out to it ? The mind swims . Displaying porn , that’s an unusually bold move – her certainly didn’t seem like that kind of guy . I took Batman & Robin XXX off the shelf to see if it was gay porn when he came out of the bathroom . He started to say something , saw what I was holding and in about half a second flat flushed the color of a Detroit Dark Red Beet . “You really like watching Batman fuck huh ?” He came stumbling forward and reached to take it out of my hand and then stopped not knowing what to do “Sorry , sorry , sorry about that , my friend Oscar knew I had a date tonight , he must have come in here and . . . god damn it !” I laughed as I put the DVD back amongst its dirty friends “It’s fine , I’ve been known to watch porn myself a time or two” he started like the idea of a woman watching porn was foreign to him “besides who doesn’t like Batman ? Except the Joker I guess .” He relaxed a little “Well I assume most people who don’t really watch porn don’t know who he is .” “Why’s that ?” he seemed confused again “Batman is pretty much a standard cultural thing” a heavy silence hung between us for a minute . “Do you only know Batman from Batman themed porn ?” He shook his head quickly “No , no , no , of course not . . . no I’ve seen the show .” “What show ? The Adam West one from the 60s ? You thought Batman was just a porn character didn’t you ? This is wonderful ! I don’t even know how that’s possible . Everyone knows who Batman is . What about Lego Batman ? Certainly you heard of that ? What did you think that was ?” “I guess I wasn’t really sure . . .” I laughed , a full throated happy belly-laugh “I’m sorry I’m not trying to make you feel bad but this is just too crazy . It’s like . . . it’s like . Well it’s like something ! It’s like not knowing all the songs Weird Al does are parodies . You are an interesting character Samwise” “Samwell” “What did I say ?” “You said Samwise , like the guy from the Hobbit . Happens all the time . You can just call me Sam .” I consider it “Umm , no thanks , Samwell is better” I moved to the couch and he sits beside me “So tell me Samwell aside from watching a man in a bat costume plow women with big fake tits what do you like to do when you’re not out on the town with a bodacious babe like myself ?” A small residual blush blossomed for a moment “I play this game online called Parliament of Owls , have you heard of it ? It’s pretty great , you see there are these three clans of warriors , well four really if you count the Shadow Court , and there’s seven different roles that each solider can take . And each clan is fighting to get these jewels from these ten kingdoms and . . .” Oh boy , I have a feeling this could go on for a while . I need to nip this in the bud before I’m crushed under the momentum of online gaming . But how to do it delicately ? “Sounds very interesting , I’d love to hear about it some other time . What else you got ? Swish ! Del-i-cate . He halted in mid-sentence , confused yet again – it was starting to be kind of his default face “Pardon ?” I made the “move along” gesture “I get it , dragons and realms and all that , World of Warcraft and so forth . What else are you interested in ?” A slight frown came over his face “Well there’s no dragons in Parliament of Owls , some of the Silent Masters turn into golden guivrand vouivres which are kind of like dragons but , but , but anyway besides that I’m really into tropical deep summer house music .” “I haven’t heard of that , is it a kind of dance music ?” “It can be , it’s like deep house only it has a more upbeat and chilled out sensibility – the tempo is slower and it doesn’t use pumping compression – the stuff I really like and work on has dembow rhythm patterns which is good for up-tempo dancing .” “How do you mean work on ? Are you in a band ?” “No , I mean like audio mixing . I have Rosegarden on my laptop with FluidSynth and I like to put together different remixes and playlists and create my own stuff .” “Awesome , do you ever DJ at<b> clubs </font></b>?” He laughs “No , no , nothing like that . Just online , there’s a lot of people on YouTube that like some of my stuff .” We chatted and laughed for a few minutes , subtly moving closer to each other . I put my hand on his knee . He touched my shoulder lightly . It was nice to be close to someone again . But I needed to get the office early the next morning to work on the Rowntree's Fruit Pastilles account – there was no time to slowplay this hand . Sometimes you have to take the bull by the scrotum as they say . I leaned in for a kiss and our lips met soft and sweet . After each long kiss , I plants a smaller more tender one upon his lips , like a signature . He begins to explore my body with his hands and it feels natural and right after such a long time . And then ; “What the hell are you doing ?” He snaps away from me like a trained seal diving for a fish “Oh my god I am so sorry , I thought you wanted . . . oh god , I’m just like Louis CK ! I didn’t mean to do anything or not do anything or . . . I . . . anything I did I didn’t mean . . .” “No , no , it’s fine , I’m into it” I slipped off my Black Dip Hem Ruffle Peplum Top Short Sleeve Asymmetric Hem Black Flouncing Blouse revealing my Reebale Contour Bra “See ? I’ve just never had a guy suck on my elbow before , it threw me for a second . I mean suck away if that’s your thing .” I help my elbow up and he recoiled slightly like I was presenting him with a Redbelly Water Snake shaking his hands slightly “No , it’s not my thing , I’m not like weird or whatever , just my ex liked that and . . .” My hand goes up “Ah bup-bup-bah I’m going to cut you off right there , let’s not bring us our exes and what they liked on a first date . Or , you know , ever really . Samwise . .” “Samwell” “Samwell , I’m going to ask you something , and I don’t want you to get offended – can you do that ?” He nods “Great , thank you , now I get the sense that you haven’t been with a lot of women , you know , sexually ?” He shakes his head violently like a bear snapping a salmon in half “No , no , that’s not true at all ! I’ve been with a lot of women . . . I mean not a lot a lot you know , not like too many , not like I’m having sex with a bunch of women , not like I’m some weirdo that . . . . but you know some , it’s not like I’m you know , like . . . I’m just saying I’ve slept with like . . . a normal amount of women .” I reach back an unhook my bra , his eyes wide as saucers as I let my girls breath the free air “That’s good Samwell , a normal amount is good . You seem nervous is all I’m saying . In one hundred percent honesty until you mentioned your ex I thought this might be a forty year old virgin situation . I want you to be relaxed so here’s the rundown . I had a good time tonight , and you’re a nice guy – and I want to see you again and who knows where this will go . But right now I just want to get laid . I haven’t had anything between my legs that wasn’t battery powered in more than three years . I’m here , I’m in your house , I’m DTF as the say . I’m putting the pitch right over the plate , slow and straight , all you have to do is swing buddy . The triple 7s have already come up , you’ve hit the jackpot , all you need to do now is scoop up the money .” I let my Betabrand Seasonless Bootcut Pants slide to the floor as we retire to the his bedroom – a little on the small side but with a nicely appointed walk-in closet . Handsome chest of drawers , cool Banksy wall canvas print , Best of the Best poster – that one’s going to need some explaining at a later date . He folds his shirt after he takes it off as I watch amused . Clearly this one isn’t going to rush . He almost trips taking off his pants but recovers narrowly and as he takes off his boxers I see that he’s working with really something in the package department . “Wow , that’s quite a penis you’ve got there .” He covers it with one hand while struggling with his sox “What do you mean by that ?” “Nothing I just didn’t expect . . . you kind of assume a guy like you . . . just good for you .” We’re on the bed and we’re getting down to it now . We’re kissing if not passionately enthusiastically and he’s at least making an effort at foreplay instead of just going straight for it like a pig rooting out a truffle . He’s moving around a little too much for my taste and I finally realize why – he keeps slightly adjusting his body posture to move his surprisingly ample cock towards my face . I draw back ; “Would you mind cutting that out ? You don’t need to thrust your stuff towards my mouth area .” “How else am I supposed to ask for . . . you know . . . oral ?” I prop myself up on an elbow and look him in the eye “Well you know could say something like ‘would you mind sucking my dick ?’ but also don’t ask for oral . I know where your dick is okay ? There’s not a lot of barriers between me and sucking your dick . I’m fairly sure I could suck your dick any time I want without a lot of roadblocks . If I want it to happen it’s going to happen . You don’t need to be Elvis Presley hip gyrating at me to make it happen .” “Of course , I’m so sorry , I just thought . . .” He stops cold with a gasp as I take him into my mouth . “Get up on your knees a little bit , I took a bad angle here and I don’t want to get a crick in my neck” His whole body goes rigid as I work my mouth over the head of his cock slowly . Jesus Christ this thing has some heft to it – you never really know what you’re working with until you get your hands and mouth on a man’s penis . I wouldn’t care to deep throat this bad boy for long . He starts to tremble slightly and I finger stroke him for a moment ; “You’re not going to cum are you ? Because I need to get fucked .” Before he can answer he moans again as I take him back into my mouth more fully this time . He lets out a small yelp and I retract again . “What’s the matter you never have a girl put a finger up your ass before ?” “A girl ? No . This one time my uncle . . .” I snap a couple times “Whoa , hey , stay with me here Samwell , this is sexy time this is not the time for traumatic uncle stories” I lay back on the bed , very soft , very nice “I think it’s your turn anyway .” “My turn for what ?” “Take off my panties Samwell and do what comes natural .” It’s been so long since I had a tongue down there that the first touch is electric – for a moment I am one with the universe . And then reality returns , which is nice too . He’s kind of all over the place at first but then he gets into a nice rhythm . That’s right Samwell , slow and steady wins the race . I let out a satisfied little gasp and he pops up like a meerkat . “What ?” “Nothing , I was just enjoying myself .” “Oh , sorry .” “Nothing to be sorry for .” "Sorry" His head disappears back down but now I have to start all over again and he’s trying to finger me which doesn’t help . Fingering , who came up with that bullshit ? Some asshole probably . Alright , now we’re starting to get back into the good stuff . Lick , lick , lick , that’s the name of this game – how many licks does it take to get the center you know ? A satisfied “erk” slips past my lips and he pops up again like a Jack in the Box . “Did you say something ?” “No , I was just into it , you’re doing good .” So now we’re back at square one again . I’m going to have to try to stay totally silent to keep this guy on tracking . We’re burning daylight here , so to speak . And now he’s putting on too much pressure . My clit isn’t the clutch of a Ford Galaxy you don’t need to push that hard . It takes a light touch , like cracking a safe . Huh , ‘la porte est lourde et vous dois la pousser fort’ is that how you say the door is heavy and needs a push ? Whoa , okay , now we’re getting back into the good stuff . Not too hard , not to soft , just like Goldilocks eats pussy . “Oh god. . . I love that . . .” Samwell’s face appears between my thighs again “What was that ?” God damn it ! Why couldn’t I keep my trap shut ? I was almost there . Well not almost there but almost almost there . I was definitely getting close to being near almost almost there . Oh well , orgasms are delicate things – they can just blow away in the breeze . “I said let’s get to it studmuffin .” He pulls a condom , boysenberry scented I believe , out of a drawer and as he puts it on “How do you feel about doggy style ?” I put my arms out wide at my sides flat on my back , it feels wonderful “I’ll tell you some other time , right now I feel like you need to mount up cowboy” . Talk about working all four sides . I wouldn’t say soda can , that would be a wild exaggeration but it definitely felt like Red Bull can – the 335 millimeter one not the super big one . A warm , yummy Red Bull can cock . It hurt a little but in a good way . There’s something about having a nice hard cock slide into for the first time you that just makes you feel like a new woman . Like you can take on the world and win . He starts off deliberate and balanced but works himself into a faster tempo pretty quickly . After a moment he’s giving me the wood pretty good – it’s not quite what I would prefer but why not let him have his fun ? I’m not really into anything rough but I find myself grabbing his hips and really pulling him into me hard . It’s not even about the physical sensation really but just the joy of being in the moment and back in the swing of things . Even the odd drop of sweat from his forehead landing on my face doesn’t ruin the moment . Which each pull/thrust I start saying ; “Yeah , give it , give it , give up Samwell , give it to me ! Get after it Samwell !” Dirty talk during sex is funny . I could literally say anything I wanted right now . “Come on Samwell send me to outer space ! I want to be up there waving at the dudes on the space station ! (after a beat) There is no I in team , but there is a U in me right now ! (after a beat) Hi-hooooooooooo silver ! (after a beat) Lets win this one for mother Russia ! (after a beat) Build it Samwell , build that bridge ! (after a beat) Yipee-ki-yay mother fucker !” He’s really getting into it now – he’s got that serious face men get when they’re really in the moment during sex , or when they smell bacon , or when the local sports team does the thing with the ball they do – so I let go of hips and let him finish things at his own pace . A grunt and a grimace and a sigh and it’s all over but the shouting – which is also over. He slips off the condom as I crabwalk to the bathroom – the last thing I need is a UTI right now . It’s funny to think of Michelle Obama doing this same thing , what , once a week maybe ? How often to presidents have sex ? I lay back down beside him , snuggling up with the classic head on chest post-coital position . It’s a cliché but it works . “Stacy . .” “Skacy” “What did I say ?” “You said Stacy .” “Sorry , Skacy , you mentioned before that it has been more than three years since you’ve had intercourse , can I ask why ?” Intercourse ! Ha , classic . “I was having problems with lumbar stenosis – back problems – which made sex uncomfortable . After a while I just gave up . But over the last few years I’ve lost some weight and I’ve done a lot of physical therapy and I just decided to stop feeling miserable all the time and I reached a point where I felt like I could make sex a part of my life again .” “Cool” “Yes it is cool . You know what would really hit the spot right now ? Getting nice and toasted .” He reached for the drawer again “Well now that you mention it . . .” I laugh delightedly “Samwise you are full of surprises .” “Samwell” “Whatever” Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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- Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental Suuuure. Good writing though 40, especially the oral sex scene where every time she makes a noise he pops his head up and then they have to start over from scratch.   
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Ohmygosh - I really, really enjoyed that! Nope. That's it. One sincere compliment sans sarcasm. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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