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Sparafucile had deceived Rigoletto I almost titled this post "Too many questions Mr. Wayne ?" but I've used that at least twice before . Possibly three times . And that movie wasn't very good . A lot of people have been asking me lately if they find themselves in the Beaufort Sea and they see a polar bear swimming towards them how can they know if it's a wild bear coming to kill them or one of the Canadian rescue bears coming to save them . The Canadian rescue bears do wear a red caparison with the Canadian flag on the left and the text "rescue bear" on the right but you're not going to be able to see that while it's swimming towards you - especially not when you're in the process of drowning in icy cold waters . What I tell people is just assume that is one of the rescue bears because if it's not you're screwed anyway and if it is you don't want to flail or try to get away or whatnot . When you're in the Beaufort Sea and you see a polar bear swimming towards you just let it happen - whatever it is . But if it makes you feel better it probably will be a rescue bear , the chances of a wild polar bear being nearby are pretty slim . Unless the reason you're in the water is because one was chasing you . Young people often ask me "How do be great at sex like you 40 ?" and the truth is I don't know . I don't know how young people can be better at sex but I do know why the people of today are terrible at it - they just smash and splooge and back to the Crown . And the reason is because they don't make mixtapes and making sweet , sweet love to a fancy lady is just like making a mixtape . We all learned the rules back in the day and if you didn't High Fidelity told them to you . You gotta kick off with a killer , to grab her attention. Then you got to take it up a notch , but you don’t wanna blow your wad , so then you got to cool it off a notch . But that's not even the most important bit , the key to a good mixtape (and making sweet , sweet love to a fancy lady) is knowing your audience . We've all been there , back in the day , some is like "check out this awesome mixtape I made !" Buzzing noise , wrong ! It's only awesome in the context of for whom/what it was made . It can still be good otherwise but the key is the focus on the subject . You gotta give the people what they want . So yeah , it's not like you can start making mixtapes young people so , good luck I guess . There was a ad I caught last night for matchdotharmonydotcupiddotplentyoffish and in said ad a dude said he was looking for a woman who was "trusting" . Not trustworthy , trusting . Which to me is basically like saying "I need someone I can lie to" . Being trustworthy is a good trait . Being trusting is a neutral trait at best . Somehow a bunch of my cousins on the one side of my family turned out to be hippies and they're always telling me parables about how trusting everyone all the time is the best . Friggin' marks . Guess how many times they've been robbed blind . Speaking of , someone asked me the other day why I'm so nice to idiots . And the reason is simple , I'm an idiot and I want people to be nice to me so why wouldn't I do the same to my fellow idiots ? It's not our fault we're idiots , everyone would choose to be smart if they could obviously , but that's not how it works . Plus just because someone is an idiot doesn't mean they're a bad person . Fun fact Match has over 90 million registered users and less than 1 million active users . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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