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Guys I am SO rich  

40Deuce 46M
4633 posts
9/4/2018 5:54 pm

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9/5/2018 5:20 pm

Guys I am SO rich


Here's how rich I , sometimes I go to the Banana Republic and two shirts two at a time . I know what you're thinking "40 , don't those shirts cost a lot of money ?' Yes they do . money that I have . Sometimes I eat money . I get bored of spending it so I put some chocolate syrup on it and just eat it .

This weekend I was hanging out with my sister and I stopped at the bank to cash a birthday check from grandma -

which sidenote , is always a struggle . I mean is it worth it to go to the bank for grandma's birthday check ? I mean literally throwing away money is hard but going to the bank ? Blah . Remember that episode of Seinfeld where he cashed all those checks from his Nana and then her account was overdrawn ? Or did the checks bounce ? I mean checks go stale after a year right ? Was that comedic premise not 100% realistic ? It's strange I don't remember because normally I have total recall on Seinfeld . That must be one they don't much for some reason .

- and after I handed the teller the check she just said "Okay your balance is X" which has never happened before ever . They always ask if I want my balance and if I say "yes" they discretely (and discreetly) hand me a slip of paper with the very large number on it .

My sister heard this an her eyes lit up like a tapir coming across an unguarded nest of penguin eggs . She's been on me constantly to borrow money since that moment . I know I say this a lot but it's really annoying . Not only that but she's been on my ass about just flat out wasting money .

Such as she called some dude and was asking to get me into his fantasy football league (for money) on fucking speaker phone . She doesn't even watch football .

And then yesterday she called me because she wanted me to buy some Killer Bees signed merch for $750 dollars . I haven't cared about the Killer Bees since 1985 - no one has . Not to mention the fact that for $75 I could have the Killer Bees come to my damn house - and that's not even $75 a piece , that's for both .

A lot of wrestlers didn't like the movie The Wrestler because it made all wrestlers seem like their fate was being broken down penniless losers - but here's the thing , that IS the fate of most wrestlers . Such as the Killer Bees .

often shocked by how many people never saw the Wrestler . I mean I know it's about wrestling but it was nominated for an Academy Award . And Marissa Tomei was super naked in it . What more could you want ?

There do only seem to be two kinds of wrestlers when it comes to finances though - the ones who steal plastic cups and cash in their plane tickets and hide in the baggage hold even when they're working on multi-million dollar contracts and the one's who spend ever penny as soon as they get it because "I can always make more" . There doesn't seem to be much middle ground . I suppose if you're getting into wrestling in the first place you're not a middle ground kind of person .

Wrestling digression over , the point is that teller blew it jobwise .

And on that topic I went to get a massage for the first time in literally forever and it sucked a dick . It's not the worst massage I ever got- that honor goes to the one time I let a dude massage me and he destroyed my shoulder AND wouldn't shut up about his fucking band - but it's firmly the second worst massage I ever had .

I could barely feel it . I can only surmise that she had practiced her massage skills on eggs drained of their fluid . I asked her a couple times to use more pressure and bubkis . After 25 minutes I says to her I says " good we can stop now" which has to be like the ultimate insult in the massage world . I still gave her a tip though because I a spineless jellyfish .

The other day I was reading an article called "Conquering the Reptile" which was about how to defend against the "Reptile Strategy" of litigation and I thought that Conquering the Reptile sounds like the kind of language they use in the Kama Sutra and things of that nature to describe some sex act/position . Next time you're going to make sweet , sweet love down by the fireside on the bearskin rug say to your lover "Let's try Conquering the Reptile" and see what they do .

Report back to me what the Reptile is and how one Conquers it .

Ezekiel 20 - 23 says 'There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.'

I guess there are some women (size queens some call them) who want dudes with donkey-cocks , but are they any who want a horseload worth of emissions on or in or around them ? I've ever heard a woman bragging about how much semen her partner sprayed at her . One time I heard a woman talking about how crazy big her BFs loads were but that was more in the vein of "isn't that weird ?" than being into it .

Remember back in the day when every hacky comedian had a bit about the DMV which basically was "it takes forever" and "those pictures are terrible" . I imagine for some crusty road comic was sitting in the club chain<b> smoking </font></b>and saying to everyone "You got talent but you need a bit about the DMV - that's where the money is !"

I was at the DMV for about two hours today and you really get a slice of Americana there . The dude sitting on one side of me was on this phone trying to gets someone to pick him up for $40 because he was on parole . The couple on the other side didn't appear to speak English . One of the guys working there got through 3 customers in that 2 hours because he seemed to have problems with everything . And the people he was trying to help were confused by him which only made him more confused . Several people didn't seem to know how cameras worked/had never had their picture taken before . Some girls were there and were mad because they were late for a state dance tryouts . A LOT of people didn't know you had to for your license and were PISSED . One guy came in with an unlaminated out of state license with some kind of weird star on it that puzzled everyone . It was quite a scene .

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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
9/4/2018 5:59 pm

I've always kind of wondered how my sister who basically makes the same salary I do is constantly flat-broke . I guess if these are the kinds of thing she spends money on it makes sense .

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DickFuckPussyAss 38M

9/4/2018 6:57 pm

This is a long post I am going to have to get back to you on this one


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
9/4/2018 7:37 pm

Is your bank in the stone age? I only have a crappy small time credit union, and yet on the rare occasion that I have a check to deposit, I can take a picture of it with my phone and deposit it via a mobile app.

There was recently a discussion in one of my Fetlife groups where the OP was humble bragging about his huge loads and asked, 'is that something that women are into?'. There was like one woman out of 30 replies who said she liked it, and everyone else was either 'meh I don't care' or 'I hate it' or 'best of all is when the load is inside a condom so I don't have to deal with that disgusting stuff seeping out of me for the rest of the day'.


40Deuce replies on 9/5/2018 5:22 pm:
I'm from the stone age when it comes to phones at the very least

superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
9/4/2018 8:20 pm

I know you will probably send the Killer Bees after me but a super naked Marissa Tomei is not any kind of incentive for me.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 9/5/2018 5:23 pm:
There's also a strained father-daughter relationship - eh ? Eh ? That do anything for you ?

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