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I'm so lonely but that's okay I shaved my head  

40Deuce 46M
4634 posts
1/5/2019 11:21 am

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1/6/2019 9:29 am

I'm so lonely but that's okay I shaved my head

And I'm not sad

I watched a video of Karen Gillan having her head shaved to play the role of Nebula in the Guardians of the Galaxy and she was laughing and joking around but she was also obviously on the verge of tears . It was during this viewing that I had the shocking revelation that hair is really important to women .

I remember back in the day when Demi Moore shaved her head for GI Jane and people lost their freaking minds . By the time Natalie Portman did it for the role of Eve in V for Vendetta people still freaked out but not as much . These days it's barely even notable . If that's not progress I don't know what is . Which I don't .

I have a thing for<b> chicks </font></b>with shaved heads . Probably because I'm a deeply in denial gay fellow and it makes them more masculine looking .

When Natalie Portman first came around I was like "yeah" and then she shaved her head and I was like "oh yeah !" and then I saw her completely nude in a movie and I was like "I'm out" because she looked like a teenage boy .



According to the internet every woman should shave their heads once in their life . Apparently it challenges your perceptions of social norms and standards of beauty or something . I support the internet one hundred percent for once .

The new season of Shameless starts soon and they've been showing a ton of old episodes on the TV . I'm not much of a binge watcher but I've been watching a lot of it lately . It is interesting how your perception changes when you watch a bunch of episodes in a short timeframe .

I've mentioned that the show is going downhill but it's much more pronounced when I see it like this . The shift from a basically serious drama with elements of comedy to almost a sitcom level of cornball comedy was so insidious that watching it in real time I didn't notice as much . Seeing it now it's almost laughable how much the tone has changed .

One other thing I realized I've probably seen Emmy Rossum nude more times than some women I've dated .

My favorite moment of the whole series is still when Ian tries having sex with a woman . "How do you deal with the FLAPS . . . . and the SLIME ?" Classic .

For the record I loves me the flaps and slimes (at least I think I do , see above) .

I don't think stamps are as common as they once were (what a fad that was) but they're still around . If you encounter one make sure that it's a stamp and not a 'Trump rump' . A trump rump is a tattoo that depicts the Illuminati pyramid in reverse , indicating the person is part of the secret society of reptilians who worship trump as their swine god .

Some people will tell you that the best party for taking on the Swine God on level 6 is Archer , two Houndmasters and an Abomination but that's far too risky - unless the Archer gets initiative and is able to use the flare arrow first round you're going to get stunned and die . What you should use instead is an Occultist , a Jester and two Abominations . Of course the hard part is getting that deep with that party but that's a tale for another day .


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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
1/5/2019 11:22 am

The minister's cat is a daring cat

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smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
1/5/2019 12:09 pm

Hm, I don't think the shaved head look would be good on me. Not. One. Bit. I already have an issue with clerks calling me Sir when I have short hair, imagine how that would be magnified with a shaved head.

I must not be very perceptive because I binge watched Shameless and I don't remember thinking it was devolving to cornball comedy. Possibly that it was getting more and more outrageous - but not necessarily in a comedic way.


40Deuce replies on 1/6/2019 9:30 am:
Maybe I'm wrong but it seems to me like more and more things that used to be played straight are played for laughs

superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
1/5/2019 2:44 pm

I already challenge societal norms by being a fat, old lady that still has sex. I'm not shaving my head.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 1/6/2019 9:31 am:
Alright but you're missing out I tell you what

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