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40Deuce 46M
4633 posts
6/3/2019 6:13 pm

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Live free or don't


I think that's a recycled title. But hey, this is my 7 millionth post and I think it's the first one.

When they said there was going to be a Deadwood movie I thought they meant a REAL movie. I mean a 90 minute thing on HBO is just a slightly longer episode. I'm glad they did it (although I haven't watched it yet so maybe I'm not) but don't it a "movie".

Godzilla is eating hard at the box office. I mentioned this to my friend Thurston and he scoffed and said something like 'I don't care if a movie makes I care if it's GOOD". Which is an odd attitude because things that don't make don't get made. I find it akin to people who steal things they like instead of paying for them - you realize if they don't get they're not going to make those things.

There's a movie coming called Smart that looked funny - although I assume as a 41 year old man maybe a coming of age story about teenage girls is not for me - BUT THEN they started saying "It's a female Superbad!" so now I hate it. Because;

1. Superbad sucked. Recently I heard Jonah Hill talking about how he wrote that movie when he was 14 and it all made more sense because that movie is a trainwreck

2. It annoys me when they advertise things by saying "Hey you love X, well this is just like it!" It's always been around but it got way out of hand when Game of Thrones the big time. "It's Game of Thrones in space!" "It's Game of Thrones in a Hospital!" "It's Game of Thrones in the 1880s!" "It's Game of Thrones in a rural Kentucky grain elevator!" How about you try to succeed on your own merits?

Sadly one of my dearest and best friends has his illness bad everything he describes is by comparing it to something else. It drives me batty.

3. I especially don't like it when they say something is the female something else. Bridesmaids is the female Hangover? I don't think so. Because Bridesmaids is awesome and the Hangover is garbage.

Anyway, I probably won't see that movie. Adjust accordingly.

I decided my new thing was going to be fairy tale mash-ups. I was going to start with Rapunzel and the Werewolf but I got derailed quickly because the tale of Repunzel is based on Saint Barbara.

You see Barb was a Christian in the real early days when everyone else was a pagan so her pagan father put her in a tower. He tried to marry her off to some pagan dude and she was like "No way Jose, I'm a good Christian , I'll only be married to a good Christian ". So then they started in with the torture.

Now, the miracle is that each after they tortured her the wounds would heal - but that just meant more torture. Not to be sacrilegious but that seems like a bad miracle - it's like the miracle of every time you get punched in the you bounce back up to get punched some more.

Anyway eventually she escaped and some sheep got turned into locusts and someone got struck by lightening and it was a whole thing.

And now the segment that everyone hates "I repost a listicle and say stuff about it"

This is from "scientific facts" about<b> cheating.

</font></b>You're more likely to cheat if you've done it before - No shit

Younger Americans are less likely to cheat than older Americans - Their dividing line was 55. Which makes sense since I keep being told that young people hate sex and the human race will be extinct soon.

Women are now just as likely as men to cheat - power!

Cheating is genetic - Good news, you're not responsible for your behavior, free will is a lie!

Men are most likely to cheat when their 40th or 50th birthday is coming up - Makes sense, the only way men can finding meaning in life is by banging. Did you know that the average age difference between men and women having sex is directly correlated to how well women are treated in that nation?

People think everyone cheats but they don't get cheated on - This one I really like. When you ask people what the chances are that someone will cheat on their partner they say 50% but when you ask them the chances that their partner will cheat on them they say 5%. That's not how math works homeys. This is pretty common though , people always think they can beat the odds.

Gay stuff - This is another no brainer. Generally speaking if a man finds his woman cheated with another woman they can handle it, but if a woman finds her man cheated with another man they're gone in a flash.

The more dependent you are on your partner the more likely you are to cheat - I found this interesting. If one person brings in 70% or more of the the other person is way more likely to cheat on them. Especially when it's the man that makes less .

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HAMONMAN 64M
13128 posts
6/3/2019 8:55 pm

I think a pilgrimage to the last remaining Blockbuster video is in order


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
6/3/2019 9:29 pm

Oh yeah those damn emasculating women who make too much money... I may or may not have been an illustration of that last one, in the past.


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