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Now you know what we are, now you know what you are I don't log in much anymore, but every time I do I get an IM from a lady who wants my dick! I never knew I was so desirable! One time there was this movie called Superbad. You probably never heard of it. It's in my top five movies that had a trailer that made me think the movie was going to be great and then it sucked. Although, I was probably not the target audience. At the beginning of the movie Superbad the guy who isn't Jesse Isenberg and the guy who was fat and charming and now is a skinny uggo were talking about signing up for a porn site and the topic of this discussion was which one to sign up for in order to not raise parental suspicion. They discuss possibly signing up for a porn site called Perfect 10 because "that could be any number of things" . I can't decide if this is terrible writing or brilliant writing. Because, this is clearly stupid - if you're checking your credit card bill and you see "Perfect 10" on it you're going to go online and see what it is even if you don't think it's porn. But on the other hand this does seem like the kind of moronic plan that teenage boys would come up with. Unless their parents are real hardasses who are on them all the time most teenage boys think their parents are about as smart as an empty turtle shell. Are teenage girls like that? Another reason I don't like that movie is because I used to often quote the James Brown lyric "I got soul, and I'm super bad" and now everyone thinks that's a reference to that movie. You know those dudes who bang their teachers when they're in HS? Do you think they grow up to be "normal" or are they all wonked up? It seems like that's happened often enough at this point that we should be able to do some research on this. On the one hand it seems like that would probably screw you up, but on the other hand I imagine there aren't a ton of HS boys who are going to turn down sex with just about anyone. So what does that mean? Guardians of the Galaxy is a fantastic movie. I love it. But it has one of the more annoying movie tropes - which is people who know each other for like 5 minutes becoming "family" willing to sacrifice their lives for each other. It's not quite as bad as some times they do this because the undercurrent is that they're all losers who've never had a friend before but still it's hard to swallow (joke here). Also who hired the dude with the eyebrows on Xandar to get the Power Stone? Thanos sent Ronan after the stone, the Collector was going to buy it from Gamora - who else knew about it and what was their deal? One question a lot of people ask about the first Guardians is who decapitated the Celestial that became Knowhere but as we all know that was Knull wielding the Necrosword - one of the elder gods that existed before the universe was formed. The Elder Gods are jerks like that, what's their problem anyway? The other day , someone (who shall remain anonymous) made a Seinfeld reference that I didn't remember. It blew my entire mind. Granted it was from the first season which is weak, but still. George gets mad that he's not allowed to use the executive bathroom so he quits. But then he remembers that he sucks so he goes back to work and pretends like that was a joke but his boss is like "yeah, no" and belittles him. What I do remember about that episode is that it's the one where Kramer gets concrete dust in his eye - which seems AWFUL. SUPER ULTRA MEGA SPOILER ALERT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! On the final episode of Veep they jump 24 years into the future at the end which is another trope I find mildly annoying. Anyway they do they think were they try to make people look older with make-up and shit which is usually awful. They establish a few episodes before that Dan is 39 - so he's supposed to be 63 in that scene and he looks pretty much the same. That really bugged me. If you're going to do that just get an older actor that looks close enough to pass. Also don't do that. Also they're making a Picard TV show. It might be okay but I don't even know what's going on with Star Trek anymore - I mean we have different timelines now? I mean what is this, DC comics? I haven't watched Discovery but it's amusing how many people that like Star Trek hate it and how many that don't like Star Trek love it. From what I've heard it's pretty much just BSG - except hopefully it's final episode won't be the worst thing ever. I sometimes wonder which I hate more - the end of Lost or the end of BSG. BSG Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I am Groot. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Huh. That's a good one. Who DID hire Quill to steal the first stone. Tsk tsk Marvel....clearly not setting up the story uh..clearly... 
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I never did watch lost. Since you’re usually spot on with your judgement of bad endings, I guess now I never will.  
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6/25/2019 11:30 pm |
That's a really good story..and I get points too
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