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Blogs > Prof10001 > Publish or perish?

All the right holes  

Prof10001 63M  
5633 posts
11/6/2010 9:03 pm

Last Read:
1/11/2016 6:42 pm
All the right holes

Playful64 shared this. Thought it was a hoot.

An old lady dies and goes to heaven.
She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates
when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.

Don't worry about that,' says St. Peter,
'It's only someone having the holes drilled into her shoulder blades for the wings.'

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. A few minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. 'Oh my Goodness,' says the old lady, 'now what is happening?'

'Not to worry,' says St. Peter,
'She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo.'

'I can't do this,' says the old lady, 'I'm going to hell.'

'You can't go to that nasty place,' says St. Peter.
'You'll be and taken advantage of.'

'Maybe so,' says the old lady, but I've already got the holes for that.'

Prof10001 63M  
4094 posts
11/7/2010 6:15 am
    Quoting  :
Darn good question.


playful64more 60F
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1425 posts
11/7/2010 5:11 pm

 Geez...you didn't have to give me any credit!
I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR MY OWN HAPPINESS!! (MY LIFE'S PHILOSOPHY)


Prof10001 63M  
4094 posts
11/7/2010 9:01 pm
    Quoting playful64more:
    Geez...you didn't have to give me any credit!
credit were credit is due.


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