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Women are good at math...  

Prof10001 63M  
5639 posts
5/17/2017 4:49 am

Last Read:
5/21/2017 3:43 am
Women are good at math...

There are lots of versions of this old one around. I enjoy them all.

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:

Dear Wife:

You must realize you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife. I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that, by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.

Your Husband

When he arrived at the hotel, a faxed letter waited for him:

Dear Husband:

You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up.

Your Wife

Prof10001 63M  
4094 posts
5/17/2017 4:49 am

 Not all professors are smart.


goodatpoetry2 74M
16552 posts
5/17/2017 5:24 am

 Love it!


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
5/17/2017 5:53 am

 wonder if they DIVIDE the hotel bills?? it's new math
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lyavu 50F
1538 posts
5/20/2017 7:49 pm

 Hahahahahaha too funny .


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