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Cheating on AFF with SLS  

Prof10001 63M  
5639 posts
7/24/2018 3:51 am

Last Read:
8/3/2018 6:37 am
Cheating on AFF with SLS

The following is totally stolen from the SLS newsletter.

Here's a little LifeStyle Humor for you.

1. “You know “that look” women get when they want s*x? Me neither.” - Steve Martin

2. “Remember, if you smoke after s*x you’re doing it too fast.” - Woody Allen

3. “Bis*xuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” - Rodney Dangerfield

4. “S*x is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.” - George Burns

5. “Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, s*x raises some pretty good questions.” - Woody Allen

6. “According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. “ - Robert De Niro

7. “Don’t knock masturbation – It’s s*x with someone I love.” – Woody Allen

8. “S*x is emotion in motion.” – Mae West

9. “My wife wants s*x in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.” – Rodney Dangerfield

10. “Some things are better than s*x, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.” W. C. Fields

Prof10001 63M  
4094 posts
7/24/2018 3:52 am

 I wonder if this makes AdultFriendFinder feel used?


andy945c 67M  
7 posts
8/3/2018 6:05 am

 sex without love is an empty experience. But as empty experiences go-it's one of the best. Woody Allen


Prof10001 63M  
4094 posts
8/3/2018 6:37 am
    Quoting andy945c:
    sex without love is an empty experience. But as empty experiences go-it's one of the best. Woody Allen
Totally stealing that line.


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