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How to NOT have an affair -_-  

partygald 41F
3082 posts
7/29/2020 4:46 am

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8/3/2020 7:27 am

How to NOT have an affair -_-


I set out trying to post about something else but damn I need to get this down. Maybe I'll post twice (gasp!)

So it's had taken a few months to actively trying to meet up with the fwb and we finally did on Monday night. And of COURSE things had to fuck up. Now prior to this it had been all very frustrating, with the last minute cancellations and all. But Monday night, he decided he'd make it up by getting me dinner. We were supposed to meet for dinner. He even had reservations all set up in a discreet place that he picked out. It is a little....no, it's a LOT tricky trying to meet in public. considering we're actually cheating. Well, I'm not. The husband is fully aware and rather supportive. But this fucker is. He's engaged and is...well, his fiancé is in the dark.

So...he picked out a place after searching and searching. Then, of course, I had to cancel cos I had to work late. I only finished about 10pm that night and he had the night off (I still have no idea how and I'd rather he not tell me ) so he actually went to pick up dinner, and was hanging around til I was done. I usually work from home but had to run int the office that day so I took the call in the office. I called him after I was done and he said he was on his way. I still don't know why he took half an hour considering he was hanging out around the area, BUT, I ask no questions cos I don't want to be lied to. Besides, I didn't really care . I went to the office bathroom, showered, and changed into a red, open cup crotchless lingerie. Ok, in my defence, I thought it was a little tacky, but a few weeks ago, we discussed it and he picked it out so... There you go.

Anyhow, I packed my work clothes in a bag, threw on a wrap around dress and met him in the carpark. He came by, we met, and it didn't take long before we were actually having a pretty good time. Dinner was decent, but we had a fair bit to drink (I think I'll post the details in another post). We then thought it'd be a good idea to drive to a park somewhere for some public fun. I actually suggested we head straight back to my place BUT, alcohol can be persuasive

We drove on for awhile (to one end of the island) and actually found somewhere quiet and secluded. My dress was already off by the time we got there. We parked, I left my dress and everything in the car, and he (fortunately) pulled his pants back up and we both stepped out of the car. We were just fooling around outside the car, and his pants had already fallen to his ankles when we decided we needed to move back into the car for what we wanted to do. We were both horny as hell by this point. And THEN the penny dropped. We couldn't get the car doors open. It was panic, followed by anger, followed by more panic. We both did.

We had left everything in the car and the doors were locked. And it wasn't even possible to use our phones to call for help. Did I mention we drove to a fucking corner of the island? . After the swearing had subsided (along with his dick. I actually saw it go from rock hard to flaccid in a record few seconds! LOL ), and a LOT of back and forth, we decided we HAD to break one of the windows. And I actually did not know how hard it was to actually break through a car window. It was insane! Did I also mention at this point, my tits and were still hanging out and my pussy was catching the night wind. -_-

After god knows how long, trying and failing to break into his own car, He suggested we walk out somewhere to try and borrow a phone. I wasn't gonna fucking stand around with my tits out so, naturally, I disagreed. I also had to fucking ask him a few times to give me his fucking shirt before he did . Thankfully he's a big guy and the shirt was enough to cover me. Good thing too. Cos in between him trying to break into his own car, and me helping by tossing what. I thought were rocks at the window, someone must have seen us and the police arrived.

They came by, asked a ton of questions, before thinking it was a better idea to call someone on the radio to come with tools to get into his car without breaking it. This was all after running our names through their system and deducing we were hopeless. And harmless. That resulted in a rather awkward 20mins of waiting before some guy showed up, popped open the car door and they all bid us farewell with more than a smirk. Did I also mention that the fob's shirt was white? Good gawd it could not have been more obvious.

Anyways. It was past midnight before I got home. I did get good dick when I got back cos he actually came over. I had a<b> massage </font></b>to boot He got more than a few loads sucked outta him and blew a few more for good measure. He DID go back with a pretty banged up car though. LOL

I'm mildly curious to find out the details of what happened when he drove back home but I'm also not really too interested. LOL. I texted him earlier today to see if he was ok, and all he replied was "yup".. Good enough for me

partygald 41F
1963 posts
7/29/2020 4:47 am

FYI - the husband thought it was hilarious - _-

Well, at least it makes for a funny story.


seems6666 53F  
4838 posts
7/29/2020 6:21 am

OMG! I think I would've given up at the locked door scenario maybe got a taxi home and left him to it


DoctorBooty 43M  
6426 posts
7/29/2020 6:27 am

I would've found a way to get that window to break so I could get some in the car right then and there.


Dude15208 42M
15 posts
7/29/2020 8:03 am

Damn that is quite the story and for sure a night to remember!


MyBaffies 54M
4983 posts
7/29/2020 12:49 pm

Oh wow. Imagine explaining a broken car window to the fiance! Guess you could just say it was vandals or someone broke in trying to steal something.

Anyway, at least it all ended "well". Although now you do have a police record!

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pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
7/29/2020 2:23 pm

OMG after having locked my self out of my car twice in one day ( once was at the golf course across the street from my house ) I go NO place without a key on me- either the car or the house Note: the golf course incident: the keys locked in the car were two sets with car AND house on them When I got home thre was no massage LOL

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sunnysgp 44M
3 posts
7/29/2020 10:16 pm

You sure have a fun life !!


ClitLickB4DickU 65M  
1392 posts
7/30/2020 3:20 am

That would make a good comedy film script

As you say, best not to know the details of how he explained the lateness of the hour and the state of the car to his fiance, and lucky he didn't need to get bailed out


Looknfind18 71M  
4379 posts
7/30/2020 4:41 pm

omg, so glad after all the confusion that you finally got laid. >>!


partygald 41F
1963 posts
7/31/2020 4:11 am

    Quoting seems6666:
    OMG! I think I would've given up at the locked door scenario maybe got a taxi home and left him to it
I would have, except my phone and everything else was locked in the car. Didn’t have much of a choice...😑


partygald 41F
1963 posts
7/31/2020 4:11 am

    Quoting DoctorBooty:
    I would've found a way to get that window to break so I could get some in the car right then and there.
Lol. Well that WAS the idea....


partygald 41F
1963 posts
7/31/2020 4:12 am

    Quoting Dude15208:
    Damn that is quite the story and for sure a night to remember!
Yeeeaaaaaaah.... 😝


partygald 41F
1963 posts
7/31/2020 4:13 am

    Quoting MyBaffies:
    Oh wow. Imagine explaining a broken car window to the fiance! Guess you could just say it was vandals or someone broke in trying to steal something.

    Anyway, at least it all ended "well". Although now you do have a police record!
Really?!? I always thought you’d have to be arrested to have a police record. We weren’t arrested....but we certainly got questioned 😋


partygald 41F
1963 posts
7/31/2020 4:15 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    OMG after having locked my self out of my car twice in one day ( once was at the golf course across the street from my house ) I go NO place without a key on me- either the car or the house Note: the golf course incident: the keys locked in the car were two sets with car AND house on them When I got home thre was no massage LOL
Right??! Who knew the movies would lie about how easy it was to get into a locked car 😑. Lol


partygald 41F
1963 posts
7/31/2020 4:16 am

    Quoting ClitLickB4DickU:
    That would make a good comedy film script

    As you say, best not to know the details of how he explained the lateness of the hour and the state of the car to his fiance, and lucky he didn't need to get bailed out
Lol. All I did was throw stones and scratched his car up 😝
And for the record, it really IS only funny in hindsight. Lol


partygald 41F
1963 posts
7/31/2020 4:17 am

    Quoting Looknfind18:
    omg, so glad after all the confusion that you finally got laid. >>!
Lol!!
Priorities, as they say. In my defence it HAS been a rather sexually frustrating few months...🤣


discreteSteve62 50M
2169 posts
8/1/2020 1:59 am

At least you got some action. And with luck, the people you had to interact with (the police, the unlock guy) don't know anyone you know.

A lot of modern cars don't make it possible to lock yourself out of them, except by losing the keys. My car doesn't lock from the outside except with the remote.


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