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Blogs > Linc1912 > Smartazz resides here

How to make love to a man (An Abridged version for the ladies)  

Linc1912 47M
369 posts
11/15/2018 6:29 am

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2/29/2020 3:52 pm
How to make love to a man (An Abridged version for the ladies)

Its often said that sex should NOT come with a TO DO LIST... But since theres so many out there having BAD sex, maybe you should try something different

First things first ladies:

CHECK THE CALENDAR: Find out if his favorite Football or Basketball team is playing that day. If so: RESCHEDULE!!

Shave the legs. if you wanna cut corners- maybe just do the calves, or just the thighs. YOU know, the part your man likes to touch....

Pick a time: Testosterone tends to spike around 6-9a in am (Morning Wood)
Set your clock at the<b> stroke </font></b>of....well you get the joke.

Build anticipation: When he is out with his buddies, or stuck in traffic on the way home- Give that appreciative text that has no words and a picture of you in a shirt that's 1-2 sizes too small. OR shaved CALF or THIGH. (guaranteed to rev his engine!)

Mute the Cell phone: Nothing ruins his mood then to hear your mothers ringtone/text alert... unless shes super sexy. Then maybe it may help? (use your discretion on that 1)

Bone up on your dirty jokes: Nothing gets us turned on than a dirty joke coming out of such an innocent pair of lips ( yes the lips on her face..)

Clean the place: OR Don't
Some guys like it dirty!
Like the ol saying, "women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place."

Asking us to take pics DURING is SUPER Turn on:
But no cell camera shots of the dick when its NOT hard:
We dont want to be reminded of the SHRINKAGE episode of Seinfeld.
~Linc was here.~
Linc1912 47M
978 posts
11/15/2018 6:30 am
~Linc was here.~


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