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Cum in My Frying Pan
Cum in My Frying Pan You remember how I said a while back that the soap dispenser on my kitchen sink pulsed out blue hand wash just like a jet of jizm? Well now, while I have been away, my kitchen got so cold that the ground nut oil I keep by the hob has half solidified and gone opaque. I started cooking some supper, and after shaking the bottle I managed to splodge out a glob of it into the pan, where it sat looking exactly like a cum shot. I didn't know wether to fry onions in it or call out some nubile porn starlet to lick it up, lol. |
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you are so silly! lol
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What noise?
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you are so silly! lol Frying shrimp on the barbeque maybe....
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What, like you mean you aim to squirt it into your hand but your aim is off, and it goes straight in your eye?
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Not quite halucinating, but yes, feeling that lack quite badly at the moment. Oh well, it's my own stupid choice.
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omg! Perfect!!!
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That's a very good question. In fact I don't have one handily stashed away, although now you have put the idea in my head it seems a good one. I didn't get as far as looking for a number, because I was hungry and wanted to get on with the cooking, but I expect there is probably somewhere on line called dialapornstarlet.cum or something.
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omg! Perfect!!!
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I can't see the image, but knowing you, you will have found something hideously appropriate!
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Ah right - well I still can't see it here, but I have seen it on your blog, and yes, it was just like that, lol.
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Ya Wally! Kizza
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