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Blogs > hotdreamer1000 > While I was Dreaming

This Girl Will Eat Your Brains  

hotdreamer1000 64M
8669 posts
3/15/2013 9:30 am

Last Read:
3/26/2013 4:22 pm
This Girl Will Eat Your Brains

I went to the Supermarket today and all the staff were dressed as superheros for Comic Relief. Superman, Captain America (he looked great) Little Bo Peep, (sexy, ) Batman.

I got to the checkout and OMG. I literally could hardly speak. The girl with the venus fly trap eyelashes was standing at the till, dressed as Lara Croft. Skin tight T shirt, khaki shorts, leather straps round her bare thighs, the full works. She's got the tits for it as well and I don't think they're fake ones. I could could have bent her over the cash register and raided her tomb right there in front of the half price chocolate.
I tried to say something cool but only a jumble came out of my mouth. I was as nervous as a newt in a bucket of piranhas. I'm not normally unable to control my nerves in front of a woman, but I was trying so hard not to talk rubbish I completely forgot to start putting things into my shopping bags.

At least she was smiling and chatting this time. I can never work out whether she's just moody or whether she secretly thinks I am some pervy middle aged bloke who only goes shopping to check out her nectar points. I suppose that might be what I actually am - oh heavens, what a bummer. Normally you can't see what a gorgeously curvy figure she has under her regulation issue shapeless fleece so it isn't quite as hard to keep up the pretense of just being there to buy food.

tigger678902 57F  
4545 posts
3/15/2013 3:33 pm

 She's probably moody, and now you have had this glimpse of her you will see her "through" that regulation smock in the future,...good luck with the groceries form here on out you pervy middle-aged man
Good girls go to heaven,....Bad girls go EVERYWHERE!
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Violette001 51F
4619 posts
3/16/2013 8:10 pm
    Quoting PeterWasted:
    ...I am some pervy middle aged bloke who only goes shopping to check out her nectar points...

    Brilliant line! Absolutely brilliant
that line jumped out at me too! totally love it!
"Do not put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket"
--Author Unknown


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
3/18/2013 3:19 am
    Quoting PeterWasted:
    ...I am some pervy middle aged bloke who only goes shopping to check out her nectar points...

    Brilliant line! Absolutely brilliant
Thanks mate, your appreciation is....er..... appreciated.


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
3/18/2013 3:23 am
    Quoting tigger678902:
    She's probably moody, and now you have had this glimpse of her you will see her "through" that regulation smock in the future,...good luck with the groceries form here on out you pervy middle-aged man
I refuse to believe in my pervatiousness or my middle-agedicity! Anyway, she dressed like that in the first place, presumably hoping people would like the way she looked! But I have a feeling you may be right - I will see through the uniform next time. (Oooo, wouldn't it be great if you could actually do that!!!?? Not that I am thinking pervily in that way at all of course. )


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
3/18/2013 3:24 am
    Quoting Violette001:
    that line jumped out at me too! totally love it!
It kind of jumped out at me too, just before I wrote it.


Violette001 51F
4619 posts
3/18/2013 6:43 pm
    Quoting hotdreamer1000:
    I refuse to believe in my pervatiousness or my middle-agedicity! Anyway, she dressed like that in the first place, presumably hoping people would like the way she looked! But I have a feeling you may be right - I will see through the uniform next time. (Oooo, wouldn't it be great if you could actually do that!!!?? Not that I am thinking pervily in that way at all of course. )
No, of course not! You wounldn't think pervily at all!!!
"Do not put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket"
--Author Unknown


rm_ron6969wu 44M
28 posts
3/22/2013 6:47 am

 crazy shit


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
3/26/2013 4:22 pm
    Quoting  :
Oh Wildfire that made me laugh! Don't they have cheap chocolate at the checkouts in the States? They always have it here - hoping to tempt you into a late impulse purchase. My impulses were focused elsewhere however.


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