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Cum in my Frying Pan - Part Two
Cum in my Frying Pan - Part Two The heating is broken at my house this week, and as a result it is pretty cold, especially in the kitchen where there are two outside walls. (Don't worry, I'm doing fine - I still have hot water and I just put on a hat and a couple of extra fleeces, so I'm perfectly happy. ) But the ground nut oil (in the circumstances that's an amusingly appropriate name for the stuff, ) which stands next to the cooker in a plastic bottle ready to fry onions is not. Doing fine that is. It has turned into a semi solid, opaque whitish gunge. I managed to squeeze some out of the neck of the bottle, and I'm sorry to say that it looked horribly like some backed-up porn star had jizzed up a massive load in my frying pan. Now unlike one mean spirited lesbian I could mention, I'm not averse to a good splodge of jism, (I even tasted my own once in the spirit of academic enquiry, ) but as a girl friend of mine once memorably said, "it tastes nice in a salty sort of way straight out of the pump, but I wouldn't want a steaming plate of it re-heated for breakfast!" So I can't say I was enthusiastic about the mental image of starting my chicken casserole off with spunk-fried onions. At least my girl friend didn't call it "pecker vomit." |
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I wouldn't be surprised if you found some!
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I'm suddenly thrown back in time 20 years to my best friend enthusiastically telling me about the 'condiment' her husband put on the BLT he made for her.
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The onions would be more boiled that fried Not a good state to be in though with the weather set to get worse. Take care! Your post reminded me of a Robert Johnson lyric which as always had a similar connotation for me - and it seems very appropriate given the weather: "Can't you hear that wind howl, you can hear it now. You better come on, in my kitchen, 'cause it's goin' to be rainin' outdoors." Robert Johnson, "Come on in my Kitchen," makes you think of spunk fried onions? Now that is a problem.
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oh my,...pcker vomit,...hope your heating gets fixed soon so you don't hve to describe that again Good girls go to heaven,....Bad girls go EVERYWHERE! I love to travel Come visit my blog tigger678902
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ohhh you just reminded me of SOOO many things... THAT condiment is actually quite nice in the right setting... but spunk fried ain't one of'em.. I'm still cracking up over her pecker vomit comment!
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Well...I'm going to have to thank you for all of those mental images right before I nod off to sleep. I wonder what my brain will pull from this when I dream! A mean-spirited lesbian? A good splodge of jism? Spunk-fried onions? Really...I'm afraid to sleep now...
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I would never accuse you or E of guy bashing, lol.
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oh my,...pcker vomit,...hope your heating gets fixed soon so you don't hve to describe that again
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ohhh you just reminded me of SOOO many things... THAT condiment is actually quite nice in the right setting... but spunk fried ain't one of'em.. I'm still cracking up over her pecker vomit comment!
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Well...I'm going to have to thank you for all of those mental images right before I nod off to sleep. I wonder what my brain will pull from this when I dream! A mean-spirited lesbian? A good splodge of jism? Spunk-fried onions? Really...I'm afraid to sleep now...
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No problem, any time.
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