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Inanimate Objects are out to Get Me!
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Inanimate Objects are out to Get Me! Do you have a problem with inanimate objects? Once upon a time I used to be pretty fiery even with people sometimes but these days I’m a lot more tolerant and laid back. But bastard inanimate objects can really get me going. Phrases like, “that’ll teach you, you little bugger,” to a pot plant which fell off the table, And “Fuck off!” at the top of my voice to a bread knife which stabbed me in the palm of the hand are recent examples! I laugh at myself for this most of the time, and usually it’s fairly tongue in cheek, but every now and again I temporarily lose it completely in a way I never would with a person. One time I told my computer in menacing tones that if it didn’t sort itself out and work properly right now I was going to trash it and get a new one, yelling “and I fucking well mean it!” Bizarrely that worked and it has given me no further trouble! Also, I HATE IT when I can’t find something. I work on the basis of always storing things where I would first look for them, but if something gets lost, usually at bed time or when I’m just about to go out, I just CAN’T let it go. (Oooh, I see a parallel here, lost something, can’t let it go, never thought of that before…. whoops!) I just have to keep looking till I find it, getting more and more frustrated by how unfair it all is as I tear round the house looking! Mostly these things only happen when I’m very tired, and I soon calm down. Perhaps it’s because I live alone; no one is there to see me having a tantrum, so I think I can get away with it. Oddly enough I have no road rage though, I’m glad to say. People do stupid things ‒ I just smile and get out of their way. You first, no problem and a cheery wave. Someone gives me the finger? I just cruise on by calmly! How do you guys deal with those little bastard things which jump off the shelf or wilfully tangle themselves up just when you haven’t got time to pay attention to them!? Serene and unruffled, or swearing and stamping!? Which inanimate objects have got it in for you? Song for the day: "Mr Soft" - Steve Harley and Cockney Rebel |
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I hate buses and drive everywhere if I possibly can for the same reasons! Also, I hate the smell of buses!
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LMTO  great post!It could be "Veeeeery Interestink," alone, in a room, with you, & all that pent up frustration   Ohhhhhh what fun i could have toying with your head  whaa ha ha haaaaaSeriously, i do that all the time & i always have people at home so never mind if they hear me cursing, "Where's the friggen hair brush" cool thing i i can then throw the blame , " Why can't you put shit back where you got it from" Oh & if i burp & no one is home i always say, "Pardon me" to know one there Go figure???Kissu 
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LMTO great post!It could be "Veeeeery Interestink," alone, in a room, with you, & all that pent up frustration Ohhhhhh what fun i could have toying with your head whaa ha ha haaaaaSeriously, i do that all the time & i always have people at home so never mind if they hear me cursing, "Where's the friggen hair brush" cool thing i i can then throw the blame , " Why can't you put shit back where you got it from" Oh & if i burp & no one is home i always say, "Pardon me" to know one there Go figure???Kissu But the scary thing is, the other day I realized I had just called myself "Dreamer" !!!
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I have periodic massive blitz's after which everything is perfect. Then it gradually degenerates to the point when I can't stand it anymore, then the whole process repeats itself!
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12/15/2006 7:29 am |
lol...this post really made me laugh this morning hon! I have nights like this at work all the time!! As you mentioned, it seems that they often happen when I am very tired and have not had much sleep. I tend to drop things a lot when I'm tired or walk into things. Am always dropping rolls of coin which explode when hitting the floor. Because my job deals with processing large sums of money, the small office that I work in has security cameras in it and I'm sure there are many times they are wondering what the hell I'm doing! I am one that tends to throw things when really frustrated and there have been a couple of occasions when money has gone flying across the room! Of course, I feel like an ass as I have to pick it all up again, but for a split second, I actually do feel better!
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I occasionally talk to myself too, at least I occasionally notice I'm talking to myself, who knows how often I actually do? But the scary thing is, the other day I realized I had just called myself "Dreamer" !!! If you start answering yourself......... Get help ok? Promise?? Kissu
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lol...this post really made me laugh this morning hon! I have nights like this at work all the time!! As you mentioned, it seems that they often happen when I am very tired and have not had much sleep. I tend to drop things a lot when I'm tired or walk into things. Am always dropping rolls of coin which explode when hitting the floor. Because my job deals with processing large sums of money, the small office that I work in has security cameras in it and I'm sure there are many times they are wondering what the hell I'm doing! I am one that tends to throw things when really frustrated and there have been a couple of occasions when money has gone flying across the room! Of course, I feel like an ass as I have to pick it all up again, but for a split second, I actually do feel better!
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