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Blogs > Rosebud322 > Who Knows?

Short and Funny  

Rosebud322 50F
190 posts
2/19/2007 12:29 pm

Last Read:
5/26/2008 9:20 pm
Short and Funny

I dialed a number and got the following recording:

"I am not available right now, but

Thank you for caring enough to call.

I am making some changes in my life.

Please leave a message after the

Beep. If I do not return your call,

You are one of the changes."

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I LOVE THIS NEXT ONE!
My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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Blessed are those who can give without remembering
And take without forgetting.

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The irony of life is that, by the time
You're old enough to know your way
Around, you're not going anywhere.

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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think.
Of an answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.

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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

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The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:

"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"


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Rosebud322 50F
506 posts
2/19/2007 5:54 pm

 IceAngle...

I am sorry that you had trouble reading my blogs. I was trying to find the colors that I like and look nice. But I wasn't finding the colors I wanted, that look nice. It drove me a bit crazy so I gave up for a while, to come back later and deal with it. Hadn't meant to leave it the way it was.
Well, I hope this is better and more readable. Thanks for the comment.
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