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How I almost got cock blocked by a dog...lol  

rm_velvttouch 54F
2732 posts
12/30/2007 10:37 am

Last Read:
6/12/2011 7:47 am

How I almost got cock blocked by a dog...lol


Don't Stand So Close To Me
Sting

Young teacher the subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly
Knows what she wants to be
Inside her there's longing
This girl's an open page
Book marking - she's so close now
This girl is half his age

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

Her friends are so jealous
You know how bad girls get
Sometimes it's not so easy
To be the teacher's pet
Temptation, frustration
So bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, she's waiting
His car is warm and dry

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

Loose talk in the classroom
To hurt they try and try
Strong words in the staff room
The accusations fly
It's no use, he sees her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabakov

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

So I run into a friend I have had for 5 years last night at a club that we both go to. I have always been attracted to him but he has been married the entire time. So we kiss we hug and he says: I know you have heard.

me: no. heard what.

Him: my wife and i split.

So yada yada yada. How long are you staying? What are you doing after? A couple hours later and we end up at his place. Now I have never actually been there and never met his dog (we have always just met at the club). I walk in the door and look around a bit and face to my crotch. Ok nice dog ...NO! and push him away. Bend down to pet his head and he sticks his face in my prominent cleavage (Now i only have 34C's but am in a low cut cami)...lol.

So we are cuddling on the couch and the is alternatly whining/low howling and climbing on the couch to hump my leg...lol.

I gave up. I really thought it wasn't going to happen. We moved into the bedroom to finish watching the movie and cuddle because hey the kept ruining the mood... so i am spooned from behind by this sweet man and sandwich by the in front (did i mention 120 pound pit bull mastiff mix and solid muscle...lol)

I love being spooned and for some reason a man's hand always ends up holding a boob...lol. Why is it that? The boob and hand seem to always meet. Anyway this produces a hard on and one thing leads to another. Then i am trying to get out of my clothes and on my back while sandwiched between a man and a dog...lol

Yeah finally lift off. And quite enjoyable lift off at that...

So in the after glow he is asking me what i like and I say occasionally to be spanked. He says really I have never come across that.

What has he been living in a bubble? but that will be another story...I hope..lol

rm_velvttouch 54F
762 posts
12/30/2007 3:26 pm

    Quoting  :

I seem to be on the every other month plan...lol


lv2blvngwomen 57M
3805 posts
12/30/2007 11:11 pm

Ah the advantage of cats. Even HUGE cats are under 40 pounds, so they can be moved when necessary

Hugs and well placed kisses - Chris


_King_Cobb_ 61M
25441 posts
12/31/2007 9:05 am

A dog will indeed cockblock you if they can get away with it!

See [post 247474]


insert exploding bomb image here


rm_Thrantor2 51M/54F
283 posts
1/2/2008 1:51 pm

Congrats. Is he local to rochester and a possible regular? If so excellent. Well, provided you are interested in that.

Hmmmm.. Another question I'm interested in. Is he a monogamy type or would he be cool with polyamory?

Sounds like a nice fun lucky break for you. Which club?


rm_velvttouch 54F
762 posts
1/2/2008 5:16 pm

    Quoting rm_Thrantor2:
    Congrats. Is he local to rochester and a possible regular? If so excellent. Well, provided you are interested in that.

    Hmmmm.. Another question I'm interested in. Is he a monogamy type or would he be cool with polyamory?

    Sounds like a nice fun lucky break for you. Which club?
it was not a local club...lol

we are friends so his relationship preference won't be an issue i hope. at least until he decides he wants to work on wife number 4..lol which won't be me..


rm_Thrantor2 51M/54F
283 posts
1/3/2008 8:00 am

Ahhhhh. Must be a good club if it's worth the travel. Admittedly, you ended up with a nice night out of the deal.

Excellent. That works even better when it works out that way. Lots of fun for as long as possible. Think he'll want to work on wife 4? Or be content to just have fun as a single?


WayneMarie4girl 52M/45F

1/5/2008 1:16 pm

Not the kind of 3'some that I would want either. Maybe I'm weird but wouldn't want the dog in the same room after all the sniffing he already took advantage of.


Lioness_girl 52F
3492 posts
1/15/2008 6:27 pm

I almost ended up having that kind of threesome one time. I remember going to the guy's place and his dog was sniffing me all over the place and not leaving us alone. Everytime we kissed or something the dog would make howling noises and paw at us.

Moving to the bedroom wasn't any better either. I couldn't concentrate with a jealous dog Needless to say, I never went back. Poor guy

Lioness_girl

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CuddleMeLonger 38M

3/30/2009 9:28 pm

I'm glad you had fun.


dingding1112 49M

4/3/2009 10:33 am

No. I dont think he's been living in a bubble. I've never spanked anyone either. I may have slapped a few bums in my time, but never spanked anybody. I understand his ignorance and curiosity.


licout1979 44M

4/16/2009 7:23 am

i would loved to see the dog lick ur pussy after he fucked u and maybe that would get u more horny and wet and then u let the dog take u for a ride


LouieOsis 60M

6/19/2010 2:52 am

I hooked up with a lady that had a cat that jumped in bed with us the first time we had sex. the cat kept trying to sniff my ass. and then he got on the pillow after she and I changed positions where she was on top and put his ass in my face. that ruined my mood. and then she had the nerve to tell me the sex was okay afterwards. She was the one lady that I knew that didn't like spankings. needless to say that I stopped seeing her.


rm_mike451954 69M
3 posts
6/11/2011 5:15 pm

How would the guy not kick the dog out side??? Did you ever see the dog, oo I mean the guy again, LOL


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