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why doesn't that sound right?  

rm_velvttouch 54F
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1/12/2008 6:07 pm

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7/29/2011 3:12 am
why doesn't that sound right?

When my x lived in nys he used to have a pig roast at our old house every year.

Everyone drinks and eats all day so my x is bombed relatively early every year and used to invite me to help keep an eye on the including the adult ones because hey i rarely drink.

It is wall to wall people every couch, room, the yard has people sleeping in it so my x, my and i are sharing the master bedroom.

He gets up in the middle of the night and i follow shortly behind him into the bathroom because i have to go to.

As I walk in i realise something doesn't sound right and that he is peeing on the floor instead of into the toilette bowl. I walk up behind him and put my hands on his hips and turn him so he is peeing in the right direction. He says "hey babe whatcha doing?" and I reply "helping you pee in the toilette and btw please take off your boxers as you peed on them too".

He staggers back to bed and i threw a towel on the mess for him to clean up in the morning...

tannedfriend 81M
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1/13/2008 3:38 am

 Had enough similar experiences in the past that I won't be around drunks anymore.


UPFORFUN710 53M
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1/13/2008 4:13 am

 Never really understood why anyone would want to get that drunk. No thanks. Dealing with a bunch of drunks is even worse.


lv2blvngwomen 57M
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1/15/2008 12:49 am

 Sounds more like your ex didn't have a pig roast,
BUT moreso a pig 'souse',
and I am NOT talking about the item on the BBQ!
Hugs and well placed kisses - Chris


rm_Thrantor2 51M/54F
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1/15/2008 7:30 am

 And that is why he's your ex. Or likely one of the reasons.

YAY for people who don't drink!! Admittedly, YAY for people who drink responsibly and don't piss on the floor!


dingding1112 49M
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4/3/2009 10:04 am

 Did he clean it up in the morning? And it didn't sound right because it wasn't right. He missed. A reasonably common side effect of getting plastered to the eyeballs. Seen it and done it myself unfortunately. As long as it wasn't a regular occurence, I wouldn't worry about it too much.


vibgyoor 41M
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4/10/2009 8:14 am

 lol


rm_mike451954 69M
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6/11/2011 5:07 pm

 Ouch, sorry. Having a few drinks is fun but getting that drunk hurts everyone.


hardasianguy4u 44M
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7/28/2011 7:10 pm

 what a story~ good thing i hate drinking~


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