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Fingers, between the gaps of mine!  

greekphilosopher 61M
1448 posts
6/27/2017 2:07 pm

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Fingers, between the gaps of mine!

Just back from a bit of travelling. Another memorable date. Only this time, we doubled up on time. It was 2 days and a night, date.
If I say I had a nice time, the word "nice" is just too small for what I had.
I got friendship, out of it.
And anticipation.
And nervousness.
And compassion.
And affection.
And tenderness.
And understanding.
And fun.
And sexiness.
And wit.
And smiles.
And consideration.
And thoughtfulness.
And politeness.
And willingness.
And experimentation.
And generosity.
And closeness.
And fulfilment.
And happiness.
And fingers between my fingers!
Do you get all this from your meetings with people from here?
Well, it DOES happen, between nice peeps.
Be happy and envious of me. I would!
I am not naming this woman on this post, so, those of you in the know, please follow my example, thanx.

And what else, but some finger jokes!

Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers.

He went to the emergency room in Cork 's hospital.

The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Lets be avin' DA fingers and I'll see what OI can do'.

Paddy said, 'Oi haven't got DA fingers.'

'Whadda ya mean you haven't got DA fingers?
Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2010!
We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.
I could have put dem back on and made you like new!
Why didn't ya bring DA fingers?!?'

And Paddy said,

' How DA fock was I 'spose to pick them up?

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Daddy is going to eat your fingers!
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old
was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,
"Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny
fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,"
pretending to eat them. I went back to packing, looked up again and
my was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a
devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my bogie?"

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greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
6/27/2017 2:09 pm

 I never knew that anyone could find all this on here! Did you?


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
6/27/2017 2:12 pm

 I am so happy for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I can keep a secret.
Love the jokes especially the booger
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Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
6/27/2017 2:20 pm

 Sounds like a great lady I hope things go well between the two of you. And I understand about not naming her, I wouldn't either..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


goodatpoetry2 74M
16552 posts
6/27/2017 2:36 pm

 I'm a-liking this! .

So glad to hear about this. . Having fun with someone is so special. . And what a great pair-up, too!
Excellent news!

And love the jokes. . Especially the *bogie* one!


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
6/27/2017 2:40 pm
    Quoting pocogato12:
    I am so happy for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I can keep a secret.
    Love the jokes especially the booger
Hey poco!!! We both like a "second opinion", so we will be back for more, to put it to the test, again, some time soon! It is a tough job, ( ha ha, glad I am a hard worker....pun included! ) but someone gotta do it!!!
Oh those daddies!
Thanx for been happy for me
And thanx for keeping a secret, and dropping in!!


tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
6/27/2017 2:51 pm

 Glad to see some happy people here.

Funny jokes.
Vive La Difference


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
6/27/2017 2:59 pm
    Quoting  :
Hey jms. Which one is your fav?
Thanx!


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
6/27/2017 3:07 pm
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Sounds like a great lady I hope things go well between the two of you. And I understand about not naming her, I wouldn't either..
Hey tmptrzz!!! Glad to see you back! Yayyy!
She is fantastic! Me too. More testing necessary, for research purposes of course, happening soon!
Thanx for coming by!!


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
6/27/2017 3:15 pm
    Quoting goodatpoetry2:
    I'm a-liking this! .

    So glad to hear about this. . Having fun with someone is so special. . And what a great pair-up, too!
    Excellent news!

    And love the jokes. . Especially the *bogie* one!
Hey goodatpoetry!! I am glad too! Words like "nice" and "fun" are so little, but they can mean so much, for some of us!!
Aww, a great pair up!!!!
Oh yeah, bogies, watch out for when you near to them little kids, they are full of surprises these days!
Thanx for dropping in!


wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
6/27/2017 3:18 pm

 I love the jokes..........ewww

and your secret......HA.........is safe with all of blogland. i'm ever so happy for you both.
You cannot conceive the many without the one.


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
6/27/2017 3:40 pm
    Quoting tickles4us:
    Glad to see some happy people here.

    Funny jokes.
Hey tickles4us!! Can you believe it? Out of all places? WOW!!!!
thanx for been happy for me!
PS: Pstt, a secret.... I have a big wooden horse on my garden, you can borrow it anytime...
the soldiers inside, will be home from home, what with all the architecture.....columns and things....
Only saying.....
Thanx for visiting!!


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
6/27/2017 3:46 pm
    Quoting wickedeasy:
    I love the jokes..........ewww

    and your secret......HA.........is safe with all of blogland. i'm ever so happy for you both.
Hey wicked!! This is WICKED! Like FFS, WTF, OMG, and WOW all in one!!!
Thanx for been happy for both
And thanx for coming by!!


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
6/27/2017 10:48 pm
    Quoting  :
Hey ethical!! Thanx for been happy for me!! Those kind of meets are of course very welcome, and oh so rare. It seems the gamble of the previous week has paid for me! Yayyy! Hope you get many like it too!
Thanx for popping by!


MyBaffies 54M
4983 posts
6/28/2017 1:27 am

 While the site is primarily aimed at short term relationships or long term but not totally committed relationships, it's nice to see other success stories.

Have had a few meetings from here which varied from "never heard from her again" (I must have made a great first impression!) to "long term FWB".
Baffies

Link to my blog: MyBaffies


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
6/28/2017 11:40 am

 After atwo days and a night date, you must be date-exhausted!
Amidst all the bullshit, fakery and flannel, there are some real people on this site.


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
6/28/2017 2:39 pm
    Quoting  :
Hey RB! Door? I have curtains at my place, instead of the door.
Thanx for been happy for me!
Oh I know.....this is a sex site.... and all that! Unbelievable, init?
Thanx for coming in!


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
6/28/2017 2:45 pm
    Quoting MyBaffies:
    While the site is primarily aimed at short term relationships or long term but not totally committed relationships, it's nice to see other success stories.

    Have had a few meetings from here which varied from "never heard from her again" (I must have made a great first impression!) to "long term FWB".
Hey mybaffies!! I always get excited when I find a little success story on the blogs, I go in and cheer them on, really. And of course when you living one, what can I say? There is a variety on the dating front, isn't there? It is great when two people click.
Thanx for dropping by!


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
6/28/2017 2:54 pm
    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    After atwo days and a night date, you must be date-exhausted!
    Amidst all the bullshit, fakery and flannel, there are some real people on this site.
Hey spunky!! No, not exhausted yet, addicted is the word I would use, oh no .....my phone is ringing...again!!!
....bullshit, fakery and flannel
Of course, because of it, the searching becomes such a long job. But every now and then, we ( all the real ones ) get rewarded for our persistence.
Thanx for coming by!


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
6/30/2017 3:40 pm

 Och, it's always good tae see good people enjoying the wee slice of the happiness cake that they're entitled to......!!!!


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
6/30/2017 10:51 pm
    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Och, it's always good tae see good people enjoying the wee slice of the happiness cake that they're entitled to......!!!!
Hey lindo! Thanx!!! We are both gonna get real fat, stuffing our faces with happiness cake!
Yummy!
Thanx for dropping by!


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
7/2/2017 12:20 am
    Quoting  :
Hey zara! I wonder, is this a case of "having nothing nice to say"
or you just fell in the Vodka bottle? Oops, are you showing your ugly?
"fingers between the gaps of mine", and I am very happy about it!
Nothing to do with the UK


FMAOPLS 70F
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27112 posts
7/3/2017 11:20 pm

 It's so nice to read a post like this, when you tell us how wonderful.your date was, and focus on all the great things that aren't sexual; yet are sexy as hell.

Great post.
Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
7/5/2017 3:19 pm
    Quoting  :
Aww many thanx zara. Hope his new job these days is great for him. A "nice" change, that means so much more to all involved! You must be a proud mum for him. Thanx for coming by!


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
7/5/2017 10:18 pm
    Quoting FMAOPLS:
    It's so nice to read a post like this, when you tell us how wonderful.your date was, and focus on all the great things that aren't sexual; yet are sexy as hell.

    Great post.
Hey fmaopls! Thanx! You hit the nail on the head there! I got all this, by simply "having sex", and consider myself a very very lucky man, for been able to get so much more, and with a woman I met on here, as well! Who would of thought?
Thanx for visiting!


shadesofginger2 71F
544 posts
7/24/2017 12:41 pm

 Happy Happy Happy for you! Sounds wonderful! Ginger


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
7/24/2017 4:48 pm
    Quoting shadesofginger2:
    Happy Happy Happy for you! Sounds wonderful! Ginger
Thanx ginger!!! It is indeed as wonderful as it sounds! Who would of thought, something this wonderful, found on here! Thanx for visiting!


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