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Blogs > SwtItalian22 > Swt's Blog .....

What if you named your Mypenis?  

SwtItalian22 59F
104 posts
7/2/2007 8:50 pm
What if you named your Mypenis?


What if you named your MyPenis?

Please excuse this humorous but disgusting letter

Did you every stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was MyPenis:

~ MyPenis ate my homework...

~ Oh,No! MyPenis is frothing at the mouth!

~ Sorry,I'm Late. I was playing with My Penis.

~ I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had
to keep MyPenis on a leash.

~ MyPenis doesn't come when I call it.

~ MyPenis likes to crawl between the legs of
guests.

~ I love giving MyPenis a bath.

~ At night,I sleep with MyPenis in my hands.

~ MyPenis likes it when people pet him.

~ MyPenis needs to get more exercise. He weights
over fifty pounds.

~ Playing with MyPenis really wears me out.

~ Would you like to see a picture of MyPenis?

~ Sometimes I wake up, and MyPenis is already
active.

~ I think MyPenis has a mind of its own.

~ I keep a picture of MyPenis in my wallet.

~ Whenever I get lost, MyPenis points me in the
right direction.

~ I think MyPenis is getting old because he won't
get excited anymore. He just plays dead.

~ MyPenis got out last night. I think he's
sleeping with the lady next door.

~ If MyPenis was a weiner dog, he would be long
and hairy, hard to carry.

~ MyPenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.

~ Help! I can't find MyPenis!!!

~ Sorry to be driving so slow, "Officer", but I
was looking for MyPenis.

~ MyPenis gets excited whenever the mailman
comes.

~ Sorry to be driving so fast, "Officer", I have
to take MyPenis to the hospital.

~ Oh,no! Something bit MyPenis!!!

~ Watch it or you'll step on MyPenis.

~ When MyPenis behaves well, he gets a bone.

~ Stop kicking MyPenis.

~ When riding in the car, MyPenis enjoys
sticking his head out to be blown.

~ MyPenis is truly man's best friend.

~ Beware of MyPenis. He's carrying a diease.

~ People say MyPenis looks cute lying down, but
even better when standing at attention.

~ MyPenis: the crotch sniffer.

~ There's nothing like a well-trained bitch for
MyPenis.

~ I've trained MyPenis to jump through hoops.

~ MyPenis always searches for an open hand
under the dinner table.

~ Excuse me, I need a muzzle for MyPenis.

That's all Folks.....
Hope you enjoy the joke of the day.....
niaga16kcabe 64M  
33 posts
11/4/2017 11:11 pm

 and if you met someone here who really did name his dog "mypenis" and you had to fetch it, you d be calling "come here mypenis"

solo donne sposate che arrivano qui fanno tutte queste storie invece di trovare a qualcuno per chiavarle perche gia hanno a casa un mypenis


ArcticGuard 56M
12 posts
8/7/2015 3:18 pm

 Ohh my goodness,, I have not laughed this hard in ages,, this is freaking funny as hell Swt,,, thanks for posting it!!


rm_JaybytheSea4 55M
292 posts
3/26/2009 6:42 pm

 My penis sniffs Ass & crotch
My place [blog JaybytheSea4]


rm_JaybytheSea4 55M
292 posts
3/19/2009 5:02 pm

 MyPenis is foaming at the mouth thinkin about ya
My place [blog JaybytheSea4]


rm_JaybytheSea4 55M
292 posts
3/15/2009 7:05 pm

 MyPenis is standing tall and wont get down, He needs a cold shower.


My place [blog JaybytheSea4]


rm_sammyboy1855 68M

3/7/2008 12:25 pm

 MyPenis is panting, it needs water!


BigJoe1951 72M
Ask me for a photo
3 posts
11/5/2007 5:01 pm

 Very funny. Does Mypenis want to do it doggy style?


vengeur 48M  
837 posts
9/21/2007 12:27 pm

 So, then...what if you named your cat MyVagina?

"MyVagina has hair on her that stands straight up when she gets provoked or teased."

"MyVagina likes meat and sausage."

"MyVagina purrs when she is stroked the right way."


LoveCurves7002 52M

8/12/2007 1:33 am

 My penis may hump your leg, dont worry about it, he means no harm.


al69bi 61M
Ask me for a photo

8/6/2007 1:30 pm

 Mypenis has fleas
mypenis rolled in poop
mypenis IS a dachshund


mattywal 65M

7/22/2007 8:09 pm

 Sounds like you're suffering from a case of doggie envy.


danparker8863 55M
Ask me for a photo
7 posts
7/3/2007 9:36 pm

 Hey Swt,

Hahahahahaha....

MyPenis is in trouble and is spending it's time in the dog house.

My Penis loves to play with the pussy....cat. hehe.

Great post Swt!!! Thanks for putting a smile on my face.


Specialairsevice 55M

7/3/2007 4:00 pm

 MyPenis needs to p....?

Great post.

Dan
~Carpe Diem~


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