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Pretending to Behave
Pretending to Behave I have a confession to make. I'm a bad person. As in Evil. Really. I just pretend to behave so I can lull you all into a false sense of security with me, but really, I do such bad things all the time. If you have ever met me in person, you know how I will do such mean things, like smile and make you laugh, entertain and engage you, and worst of all, I'll listen to your words and pay attention. It's all part of my grand nefarious design. Still not convinced? *sigh* You leave me no choice but to confess some of the multitude of<b> sins </font></b>I have committed over the years. Things like: * Returning books to the library late, On PURPOSE! * Removing a mattress tag while it was still in the store! * Telling people I am really 70 inches tall rather than 5'10" just to make them do math! Yes, I admit it, I am a bad Bad man! Can you forgive me? .C |
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Giggle..you had me going..i was thinking..oh god..what kind of twisted perverted evil things does this man enjoy..thanks for the smile... so does this mean you are looking for punishment or just looking to entertain? Sue
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