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Blogs > tomfun691 > Fun and Laughter

The Mistress  

tomfun691 59M
123 posts
3/27/2008 6:02 am

Last Read:
4/14/2008 4:13 am
The Mistress

Tommy and Mary are having dinner at a very fine restaurant to celebrate thieir wedding anniversary when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives Tommy a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.

Mary glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies Tommy, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says Mary. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."

"I can understand that," replies Tommy, "but remember, if we get a divorce it means that you don't get any more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Mercedes in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, Jimmy enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jimmy?" asks the Mary.

"That's his mistress," says Tommy.

"Ours is prettier," Mary replies.

Inmeitrust2 50M
64 posts
3/28/2008 11:31 am

 lol so fuuny so true
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