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mMmm... cheese  

unkumitd 40F  
86 posts
7/23/2021 4:25 pm
mMmm... cheese

So you guys out there who have chosen post a dick pic as the best version of you - not impressed. you know what would be impressive about that dick pic.. the penis doing something productive. you really wanna get me interested in turning a new leaf and pulling my panties the side - show me a dick pic where laundry is being put away, dishes washed, trash being taken out, vacuuming,<b> toilet </font></b>paper placed back on the roll! man that would unbutton my blouse and spread my legs quicker than a GYN visit.
otherwise you are just another useless sack of skin attached to a useless sack of skin that posted the saddest version of yourself. it would be more enticing to see a block of cheese than your cookie cutter penis on display. That being said, if you've posted a block of cheese as your profile pic I would be more inclined to consider you for a roll in hay as I love cheese.. that is, unless of course your penis can demonstrate ironing.

browser2017 62M
Ask me for a photo
118 posts
7/24/2021 6:52 am

 What type of cheese to you enjoy?


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