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The New Secretary  

jeffandBonna 57M/66F
1511 posts
3/12/2009 11:15 pm
The New Secretary

Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techno-geek.
"Hey, bud, how are ya?"
"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"
"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!"
"No way, how could that be?"
"Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!"
"Holy shit! You're kidding, right?"
"No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her."
So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! eeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"
The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!"





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Slave4OldMen_69 38F

3/28/2009 12:49 pm

 Too funny!


jeffandBonna replies on 4/8/2009 9:55 pm:
I thought
so too!!

sensualsatiation 114F
4789 posts
3/21/2009 6:57 am

 Engineers... whatta they know?! Offices don't use pencils anymore!!!

Good one!! Jeezzz... that sure made me wince~!


jeffandBonna replies on 3/24/2009 6:19 pm:
I know!!
But funny huh??

sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
3/14/2009 12:43 pm

 ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

love the pic you chose!!!
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Seduce my mind and my body


jeffandBonna replies on 3/24/2009 6:17 pm:
Thanks!
Yah! And ouch...LOL!!!

rm_meanduis69 54F
15528 posts
3/13/2009 6:15 am

 that is hilarious!!!


jeffandBonna replies on 3/24/2009 6:07 pm:
I thought it
was too...LOL!!

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