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Go blondie
Go blondie As an official team member of the blonde team I've been given the task to write about hair color in a humorous way. [post 2145548] Go team blonde! Born a very pale blonde I got to hear a lot of blonde jokes over the years. Some girls would get all offended or hurt by them, but not me, I laughed at every one, and usually shot a few back at the antagoinist. I didn't really think about my hair color too much until I got a bit older, and it started to darken up a bit. Augh! I didn't know how much I'd liked my hair color until it started to change on me. So I did what any other girl with a hair crisis would do, I bought a little box with a hot blonde on it. All proud of myself and excited to be getting back to my roots, I opened it up, read the instructions, (a couple of times, can never be too careful) I put on the rubber gloves that came with it and applied it as directed. Oh god, that stuff stinks! amp; And it drips. Then I got the brilliant idea of making the carpet match the drapes. What the hell, the stuff said it stained clothes so I was already nekkid waiting for the time to be up so I could shower it all off anyways. So I squeegied off some of the crap in my hair up above to go on the hair down below, and waited for the time to be up. Finally, the timer dinged and I washed and washed all of that nasty smelling stuff off, and turned on my blow dryer. I couldn't wait to see if my former glory had been restored! I think I remember the silly grin on my face as I was all smug, thinking I'd fooled nature, or at least cheated it. The drier my hair got, the less I was smiling. The picture on the box did not look like this. My hair practically glowed in the dark when it was all dry. It wasn't all subtle like I was planning at all. And you know once you start dying, you have to keep it up or your roots all show and you look like a two toned freak that never looks in the mirror. But you also have to wait a few weeks to dye again, or you fry your hair and it becomes fubar. So I spent a few weeks "glowing" and feeling a bit less than smart. Anywho, I tried box after box of that addictive and tempting stuff, different shades, different brands, ect. trying to find my perfect me. Different is what I got. I've been a brunette, a redhead, I've had pink hair, purple hair, blue hair, green hair, orange hair, and I've even sprayed on glitter so I just plain had sparkly hair. I had a two toned carpet too when it grew out btw. I don't have a visual, but I'm pretty sure you all get the idea. And then one day I realized that I had no idea what my hair color was now. So I let it grow, and I let it go. I didn't buy any more boxes, it grew inch by inch, and I chopped it off inch by inch until it was all me again. And you know what? I realized that I actually liked my color. It wasn't the pale blonde I had as a , but I'm not a any more. I leave that to my cloned midgets. And so I haven't dyed my hair in several years now. I guess that means I've accepted me as I am. A dirty blonde. And much to my amusement, I find that I no longer mind being dirty. And I think that makes me a bit smarter than I was. Anywho, go vote for the hair color you like best and have FUN. That's what blogging here is all about for me. |
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I think I only did that a couple of times... Eh, live and learn.
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It seemed logical at the time...
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Just don't ask me about the time I thought it brilliant to do my eyebrows too...
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You were thinking it was fun right? As I tell people, it's only hair.
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LOL I know a woman that is pretty much pure white haired now, but dyes it black. Yeah, roots do show.... Good thing she's a great woman or she'd be harassed for sure. Thanks for voting! That's the fun spirit.
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It's ok, I still love ya.
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Skunk woman I voted brunette
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A blonde calls up an airline ticket counter and says "How long are your flights from New York to Atlanta?" The ticket clerk replies, "Just a minute Madame..." "Thank you," says the blonde, and hangs up.
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But does the carpet match the drapes?
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A blonde calls up an airline ticket counter and says "How long are your flights from New York to Atlanta?" The ticket clerk replies, "Just a minute Madame..." "Thank you," says the blonde, and hangs up. What do you call a bunch of blondes outside in the winter? Frosted flakes.
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Years ago, when i was young,i used to have blond hair,for fun i deyed it once black OMG it looked awfull Now i'm older older i don't care anymore about the colour ( getting grey ) the biggest worry now is that i'm getting bolder
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Years ago, when i was young,i used to have blond hair,for fun i deyed it once black OMG it looked awfull Now i'm older older i don't care anymore about the colour ( getting grey ) the biggest worry now is that i'm getting bolder
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11/23/2009 4:05 am |
There's a difference between a dyed blonde and a natural blonde. lol Anyway, you've gotta see the funny side of blonde jokes. I've been telling Irish jokes for as long as I can remember. Voting for brunette here, but I've met some fiercely smart blondes (not just you) and some outrageously dumb brunettes. Me? I shave my head regularly and cut 'This Way For Fun' in my pubes. LMAO, except when the razor slips. Then it's gut wrenching for a second before I get the guts to look..... LOL
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There's a difference between a dyed blonde and a natural blonde. lol Anyway, you've gotta see the funny side of blonde jokes. I've been telling Irish jokes for as long as I can remember. Voting for brunette here, but I've met some fiercely smart blondes (not just you) and some outrageously dumb brunettes. Me? I shave my head regularly and cut 'This Way For Fun' in my pubes. LMAO, except when the razor slips. Then it's gut wrenching for a second before I get the guts to look..... LOL
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I'm blond myself, blond(going on lightbrown or so) blue-eyed and liking it I guess it's more usual for gyus not to have tried or even contemplated trying dying one's hair that much, at least I haven't That being said if I would ever dye it I might either go for completely white or utterly dark/black Either way I'ld have to dye my eyebrows too ... and possibly all the other thin blond hair on my body if I went for black... Tempted A perfect marriage Or When the kids are away the parents will play What I wish awaited me at home when I came home today A beachfantasy as suggested by a lovely Lady
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I'm blond myself, blond(going on lightbrown or so) blue-eyed and liking it I guess it's more usual for gyus not to have tried or even contemplated trying dying one's hair that much, at least I haven't That being said if I would ever dye it I might either go for completely white or utterly dark/black Either way I'ld have to dye my eyebrows too ... and possibly all the other thin blond hair on my body if I went for black...
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