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False advertising How many of you think this place uses false advertising to lure members into paying for services that just don't exist? . . . . . . . . Okay, now that you've stopped laughing...no really, stop so you can keep reading... . . . Alrighty then, out of your system yet? What has this site offered that it hasn't delivered on for you personally? You know, besides the free hookers?   |
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2/23/2011 3:29 pm |
I`m amazed I`ve just completed a blog with a similar undertone,but what alarmed me is the image of the blue and yellow balls I`ve just used that in my blog and I`ve noticed its up here too I`m starting to wonder if your revolving image has influenced me at some time to select an image you have also used.This is X files stuff  Bond James 700  The1tonyroneZone always to provoke  the pope on dope
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Hell yayahhhh! I'll take me some o' that false advertisin'... long as I ain't payin' for it. Free hookers, ya say? Ohhhh, BAYBEE! I'm game-on for that! (Well, gamey--fo sho.) They used to have a bunch of 'em around here (free hookers.) But now? Hell--ever since Penthouse took over and started guaranteein' fuck-buddies (for a price, that is), all the free hookers flew the freakin' coup... and now I'm forced to sneak in the back-door over at that JizzBombs-r-Us website. And ya know? All I get over there is peeks at nekkid babes, just like here... and they won't fuck me either--even when I have money!  Solar...
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I`m amazed I`ve just completed a blog with a similar undertone,but what alarmed me is the image of the blue and yellow balls I`ve just used that in my blog and I`ve noticed its up here too I`m starting to wonder if your revolving image has influenced me at some time to select an image you have also used.This is X files stuff No, no, there is no cure, but luckily no terrible side effects other than occasional Tourettes like rants.  
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2/23/2011 5:00 pm |
I don't blame it on the site...I take responsibility for the expectations I draw from advertising...The only time I hold the advertiser responsible is when I have a face to face conversation and a signed contractual agreement that is broken. I develop personal expectations that don't get met and then I have to deal with the disappointment...that's my problem. I shouldn't have expected so much. It's true with people that I meet too (especially out here). I get the idea that maybe this person will be smart, funny, honest, pretty, loving and need someone like me... or any other qualities in a wide array of desires and one by one they will each be popped like a party balloon at the end of a stick pin. And that is my fault not the fault of the individual I've met. They are who they are and I am who I am...I mention these things about individuals not as a tangent from your question, but as a direct response...this site offers (rightfully so) the anonymity which allows people to 'role play' somebody they might not otherwise have the opportunity to 'role play'. Hell, for all you know, I could be a 12 year old girl who wishes she were an adult and struggling with gender issues because of lesbian tendencies. So I could have stolen my daddy's wallet (i.e. credit card info) and created this account to play a middle aged man who's stepped out a short distance from his relationship at home to see if, elsewhere, there is any semblance of the missing comfort he yearns. Ya know, this gives me an idea...I could do a series of short stories called Heidi Ho. Heidi could have an infatuation with Dr. Seuss and Green Eggs & Ham. So she creates Dr. Jeuss and Viagra Spam. Do you like Viagra Spam? Yes I love Viagra Spam. I want to fuck both Pam and Sam I sure love Viagra Spam. Would you like them on their knees. Yes I’d like them on their knees. hahaha...Since Viagra Spam is already done, it would be easy to fabricate Heidi Ho who fab'd Dr. Jeuss who's writing adult versions of kids poems. Horton hears a ho; Cocks in Socks; oh the list could go on. I'm sorry. What was the question? hehehehe. Great Post. He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.  ~Friedrich Nietzsche
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I just saw an ad on another site which must read your ISP location and immediately generate a map from that. It was an ad for AFFFF and it said FIND A FUCK TOY IN ( your city name here ) TONIGHT! Then it had a bunch of pictures each with it's own map location right near me. yeah, right insert exploding bomb image here
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The sneaky bastards!
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Hell yayahhhh! I'll take me some o' that false advertisin'... long as I ain't payin' for it. Free hookers, ya say? Ohhhh, BAYBEE! I'm game-on for that! (Well, gamey--fo sho.) They used to have a bunch of 'em around here (free hookers.) But now? Hell--ever since Penthouse took over and started guaranteein' fuck-buddies (for a price, that is), all the free hookers flew the freakin' coup... and now I'm forced to sneak in the back-door over at that JizzBombs-r-Us website. And ya know? All I get over there is peeks at nekkid babes, just like here... and they won't fuck me either--even when I have money! Solar...
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I don't blame it on the site...I take responsibility for the expectations I draw from advertising...The only time I hold the advertiser responsible is when I have a face to face conversation and a signed contractual agreement that is broken. I develop personal expectations that don't get met and then I have to deal with the disappointment...that's my problem. I shouldn't have expected so much. It's true with people that I meet too (especially out here). I get the idea that maybe this person will be smart, funny, honest, pretty, loving and need someone like me... or any other qualities in a wide array of desires and one by one they will each be popped like a party balloon at the end of a stick pin. And that is my fault not the fault of the individual I've met. They are who they are and I am who I am...I mention these things about individuals not as a tangent from your question, but as a direct response...this site offers (rightfully so) the anonymity which allows people to 'role play' somebody they might not otherwise have the opportunity to 'role play'. Hell, for all you know, I could be a 12 year old girl who wishes she were an adult and struggling with gender issues because of lesbian tendencies. So I could have stolen my daddy's wallet (i.e. credit card info) and created this account to play a middle aged man who's stepped out a short distance from his relationship at home to see if, elsewhere, there is any semblance of the missing comfort he yearns. Ya know, this gives me an idea...I could do a series of short stories called Heidi Ho. Heidi could have an infatuation with Dr. Seuss and Green Eggs & Ham. So she creates Dr. Jeuss and Viagra Spam. Do you like Viagra Spam? Yes I love Viagra Spam. I want to fuck both Pam and Sam I sure love Viagra Spam. Would you like them on their knees. Yes I’d like them on their knees. hahaha...Since Viagra Spam is already done, it would be easy to fabricate Heidi Ho who fab'd Dr. Jeuss who's writing adult versions of kids poems. Horton hears a ho; Cocks in Socks; oh the list could go on. I'm sorry. What was the question? hehehehe. Great Post. Wise approach.And I love the Dr Seussical.
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I just saw an ad on another site which must read your ISP location and immediately generate a map from that. It was an ad for AFFFF and it said FIND A FUCK TOY IN ( your city name here ) TONIGHT! Then it had a bunch of pictures each with it's own map location right near me. yeah, right Hmmm, I find fuck toys in my toy box.
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Yeah, the glitches get to anyone I think. I love my pictures.
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30 minutes or less or it's free right? Oh, wait no, that's Domino's...
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I think it's the cabin fever thing. I get a bunch of emails in the winter months especially.
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Oh the things I have been offered in the last two weeks before my Gold Ball ran out. You should see some of the hot Italian/French eye candy that emailed me with offers of long term relationships and kinky sex. Funny, I haven't heard back from them after I sent them an email and told them when they knock on my door we can discuss... "Shall I tell you the secret of the true scholar? It is this: every man I meet is my master in some point, and in that I learn of him." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson  
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Oh the things I have been offered in the last two weeks before my Gold Ball ran out. You should see some of the hot Italian/French eye candy that emailed me with offers of long term relationships and kinky sex. Funny, I haven't heard back from them after I sent them an email and told them when they knock on my door we can discuss...  That'd make me shell out some dough.
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