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Do you live in a prison with walls created by lack of faith in yourself ?  

40Deuce 43M
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8/7/2014 5:29 pm

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Do you live in a prison with walls created by lack of faith in yourself ?

I do . But its not so bad .

Did you know what you are rarer than a quark and unpredictable beyond the dreams of Heisenberg ? I did .

Today I decided for reasons unknown to "run" outside in the really real world instead of on the treadmill - which is extra strange since it was raining . Maybe I'm a secret exhibitionists and I wanted to wet t-shirt everyone .



As a hot girl ran past me and glanced back disdainfully it occurred to me that with all our various fetish porn there should be some kind of deal like this . Picture a beautiful woman in repose upon a divan . Well maybe not beautiful beautiful but you know , porny . Lets say she has raven colored tresses because its fun to say tresses and ravens are neat . Also she's wearing a mask because why not ? One of the little ones you know , like the Lone Ranger . Only with sparklies . So like the gay Lone Ranger . That was offensive , I apologize .

In stumbles some pear shaped loser not dissimilar to myself bodywise . She scoffs haughtily and states imperiously that she'll suck his cock if he can do 50 jumping jacks . And then heckles and mocks him as he tries . Of course the twist is even if we does manage to do it instead she ties him up , beats his ass and then pounds him with a strap-on because of course she does . So you've got femdom , humiliation , fat shaming , bondage ,<b> pegging </font></b>, all kinds of stuff . Would I watch it ? No , because I am not a weirdo . But it seems like it should be a thing . I have so many great ideas . I'm like an idea machine . Which is not as good as being a love machine but is still pretty good .

While we're on the porn front if you're making a Lord of the Rings porn parody the hobbit should be named Dildo T Baggins - its not hard people (like my dick) . Also today was a perfect example of the other day - check out DivineBitches . They've got a Secret Femdom Society video . Sounds good . But man its all foot stuff and<b> pegging </font></b>and piss play - piss play damn it ! I just want to see some normal Femdom . Is that too much to ask ?

In other news I often see various management books sitting on manger's desks and I often steal and read them and then return them without the person even noticing they were gone . I have two general thoughts about all these kinds of books . One is that most of the techniques suggested by these books are utter hogwash and have been conclusively proven to be bunk at least 40 years ago . The other is that the few bits of good advice they do have should be someone anyone who would read the book already knows . It all boils down to "you can't succeed with a shitty attitude" and if you don't know that just from being alive reading this book ain't gonna help .

The one I read today was FISH! which rather than being just "here's what you do to be a manager" was told in a allegorical type format . This made it a million times worse . It was poorly written and the story made things ridiculously easy . Basically the protagonist decided she wanted things to be better and then they were - and then she was crowned the best manager ever . She encountered no obstacles whatsoever . It was childish . The funny thing is I really would like to read an account of someone who actually tried this method . I realize the author is just trying to sell shit and you need to keep things pretty base level to interest a mass audience but you need to have some kind of conflict to even make it a story .

One dude said this about it "To grasp just how presumptuous Fish! really is , just try a thought experiment : imagine management’s reaction if the circumstances were reversed . Imagine the bosses’ reaction if you and your coworkers matter-of-factly announced that , henceforth , you would be working at a slower pace for the same amount of money , or that you would be receiving a higher hourly wage . Imagine telling the boss "you can’t do anything about these changes, but you can choose to have a good attitude about them !" My guess is your boss would demonstrate in short order that he does have control over events , and that it’s not his attitude that has to be adjusted . That’s because, while you may be powerless, your bosses most certainly are not .

This asymmetrical power relationship is implicit in Fish! Philosophy . And you’d better believe that the people who push it are fully aware of their agenda . They are the ones who do things . We are the ones that things are done to . Learn to enjoy it , or else . That’s the message of Fish! Philosophy ."

Of course this dude is a dirty commie so of course he sees everything through the lens of labor conflict theory . Also he's obviously sexist because the lady in the book was a lady and he's assuming a manboss .

I did think about changing my profile to "I am the one who does things" and the kind of woman I'm looking for to "One that has things done to them" .

Remember that time Thor died fighting Thanos and then Captain America was able to pick up Mjölnir because he was a worthy successor but then Thanos killed him too ? And then Mjölnir fell to earth and people started making pilgrimages to see it and pray for the return of the superheroes ? I do .




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rm_fit4ufor3rd 56M/59F
678 posts
8/7/2014 5:51 pm

maybe time to lay off the caffeine


40Deuce replies on 8/8/2014 3:29 pm:
Sorry but I don't put that poison in my body . My only addiction is pleasing the ladies . And crack cocaine .

smartasswoman 63F  
33637 posts
8/7/2014 8:28 pm

For a while there was a popular "motivational teamwork" video that was about the fresh fish market at Pike Place Market in Seattle. And for a sec I was thinking that was what your Fish! book was about, but it sounds like not. (although when I searched utube just now, there was a short video about the fish market called FISH!... hmmmmm)


40Deuce replies on 8/8/2014 3:30 pm:
Yeah , its probably the same thing , or a rip-off one way or the other , the idea allegedly came from the Pike Place market ,

superbjversion2 65F
21168 posts
8/7/2014 8:30 pm

I think the man's equivalent of a woman's wet T-shirt would be wet shorts. I'd love to see your jogging shorts clinging wetly to you and watching all your man junk bounce as you run.

Sex is to Fun as Square is to Rectangle


40Deuce replies on 8/8/2014 3:31 pm:
I suppose , doesn't sound very appealing to me

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