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40Deuce 43M
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5/15/2017 6:22 pm

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HARD anal VS. soft anal

The pornography industry is often trying to entice me with HARD anal videos which is strange because I have yet to see any soft anal in porn . That's kind of like a car dealership bragging about their high pressure tactics . Or a movie theater advertising their sticky floors .

My 6th best friend in the world only watches gay porn because she says it's more sex positive than straight porn , and maybe it is , but I have to say from what little I've seen (had to mention how little you watch it didn't you you fucking homophobe , you disgust me) it doesn't really seem that different . Maybe the idea is that a dude is more likely to enjoy getting jackhammered in the bum ? Not sure . I mean from my understanding a goodly portion of gay men don't even engage in anal sex so from that point of view gay porn is even less realistic than straight porn .

The last time I had the anal sex my lady friend said "once you get in there you can just go nuts - it's the initial entry that's an issue" . Is that true ?

Bad news folks , it turns out that lying to your is worse than abusing them . So if you told you about Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy you are worse than a pedo . Ain't that a pisser ? It got me to wondering what the standard parental lies are .

You can be anything you want
Money can't buy you happiness
If you just be yourself people will like you
We have weird marks on our arms and legs because we fell asleep in the hammock
Family is the most important thing

What lies did you parents tell you ? What lies do you tell your ?

By biological parents never really told me many lies but my real parent TV told me lots of them - but for the purposes of entertainment and selling shit . So that's okay .



This is Alexa Bliss . I haven't been a fan but she's starting to really grow on me . At first she just seemed like hot blonde chick who can't really wrestle #704 but she's gotten a lot better and she seems to have some actual personality . Plus Five Feet of Fury ? That's a great appellation . She's tiny but mean .

We have lost our respect for violence , because we can easily observe it from afar where it's physical effects have no consequence .

An Aardwolf can eat up to a quarter of a million termites a day . Boil up a pot of coffee and get me my termite bib , I'm going to show these freaks how it's done .

Someone glued my garage door shut the other day . It was a mild inconvenience - I had to pull 30% harder top get it open . Whenever something weird like that happens I always wonder if it's random or targeted at my specifically . My boss does live pretty close to me . Not sure who else would hate me enough to spend any time messing with me .

There’s entirely too much talking these days , too much pointless self-analysis , too much endless venting . We’re all slowly drowning in feelings . We need to become more resilient , more reserved , a little less self-indulgent . How you behave is who you are – not how you feel but how you act .

He blog/vented ironically .

The big bossman sent out some inspirational propaganda today about having a "big hairy audacious goal" which I reported him for because obviously that's supposed to make you think about big hairy dicks . He stole it from this gal by the name of Alyssa Gregory who seems to be about 30% shyster . Her deal is helping small business , which is what I want to do so I'm going to see if she'll take me on as her crony .

She's got 14 thousand twitter followers which is okay , but she's following 10 thousand people which is not a great ratio . What's she following all these losers for ? Unless she's charging for it . Then it's a great move .

Did you know there's a conspiracy that Avril Lavigne is dead and was replaced by her body double ? Talk about a low rent conspiracy . No one has cared about her in ten years . I suppose that's what makes it a good theory though . If you try to make up a story about someone who's in the news , say Chris Pratt , you're not going to get far with that . But someone marginal you'll get some traction .

Speaking of is Powers Booth dead or what ? And why does the internet love telling us that people are dead when they aren't ?

And also I wish I was rich enough to have a body double .

If I did have a body double and while we were doing it doggy style of I switched out for him and then switched back later would you consider that (BANNED TOPIC) ?

I feel like punching your body double in the face would be really cathartic .

Sometimes they have twin sisters in porn which is super yucky but I've never seen twin bothers .

I've also never seen a lady giving a blowjob while cramming a dildo into a guy's ass . I mean I know<b> pegging </font></b>mostly fills that void (ha ! ) but it seems like you'd have seen that ONCE in the history of porn . It seems more realistic which I know has nothing to do with porn . I love strap-on videos but it's clearly a terrible way to deploy a fake dick .



Do they really call a blowjob a "blowie" sometimes in the UK ? I hope not because that's dumb .

I saw a semi the other day that had DO NOT PASS written on the back . Is that legally binding ? Can a truck boss me around like that ? I feel like it can't . What's the law surrounding orders written on the backs of trucks ? Would it be worth it to become a truck driver if you could write "If the driver honks you must stop and offer him a blowjob" on the back of your truck and that was legally binding ? Probably not .

I also saw a dude in a suit jacket and tie driving a tractor .

That is all .


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superbjversion2 65F
21168 posts
5/15/2017 8:21 pm

I once told my daughter that the Tooth Fairy was Santa Clause's sister so she (said daughter) wouldn't worry that the dog would bite her (aforementioned Tooth Fairy)

Sex is to Fun as Square is to Rectangle


40Deuce replies on 5/16/2017 4:37 pm:
How does that prevent a dog bite ?

porterpiper1 53F
3755 posts
5/15/2017 8:59 pm

My parents never told us those lies, it was the teachers or my other family members, I never told my children those lies, If they ask I told them the truth, some people told me I was wrong for telling them the truth, I said I don't lie to my children because I work very hard to provide for them and no one else will take my credit that isn't real, plus when you find out the truth you start to wonder what else they have lied about


40Deuce replies on 5/16/2017 4:37 pm:
Seems better that way to me

smartasswoman 63F  
33626 posts
5/15/2017 9:43 pm

Possible lie from my mom - when I asked her whether I was "planned" her reply was, "only one of the four of you was planned".

I also thought that perhaps when our (very very badly misbehaving) dachsunds supposedly ran away and were never found, that maybe they had actually been given away. Although in talking to my sister last week she remembers the incident completely differently from how I remember it - so who knows...


40Deuce replies on 5/16/2017 4:38 pm:
Did you care or were you just asking ?

goodatpoetry2 70M
16558 posts
5/16/2017 1:30 am

Can't help you with that anal thing. . Just never looked like fun to me,
Those seem to be the standard lies. Except the hammock one. That's a new one.
That Alexa Bliss looks more like Five Feet Of Fun...
And what's yucky about twin sisters in porn? . Can't figure that one out.


40Deuce replies on 5/16/2017 4:39 pm:
In the same scene ? Gross

superbjversion2 65F
21168 posts
5/16/2017 5:25 pm

How does that prevent a dog bite ? That was a rather incomplete story, wasn't it.

Our dog didn't like people unless he knew them from puppyhood (like Santa) Tooth Fairy doesn't show up til age 7 (dog and kid about same age) but I said she was Santa's sister and helped him sometimes so she had already met the dog.

Sex is to Fun as Square is to Rectangle


40Deuce replies on 5/17/2017 6:01 pm:
Oh right , because teeth don't start falling out until then - I never would have considered that

wickedeasy 70F  
32410 posts
5/17/2017 8:46 am

is I just me or do perfectly made up women look like they're not enjoying sex?

and just wondering do you have a list of your friends with their position or is this fluid? or did you mean you hve 6 people who are your besties? casue man, that so wouldn't work in womensville.

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


40Deuce replies on 5/17/2017 6:01 pm:
I have a spreadsheet , there's some movement but it mostly stays the same

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