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40Deuce 43M
5645 posts
9/19/2015 11:51 am

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9/21/2015 6:29 pm

If you don't love it up the ass shove it up your ass

I have my treadmill set up right in front of the window in the spare bedroom (which has no bed and is instead home to 20% of all my gaming crap) so that passersby if they so choose can glance over and be hypnotized by my swinging bologna . But , this is one of those fancy new windows that lets you see out as well as lets others see in so when I was lumbering away on the mill I noticed that the truck of one of the 3-4 dudes who bangs my ex- neighbor on the reg was soundly and thoroughly vandalized with hot pink and neon green spraypaint . So I wonder , is this some kind of vendetta or just retarded being retarded ? I didn’t see any other cars painted upon so that makes me think vendetta BUT on the other hand there’s no messages just lines of paint which makes me think juvenile hijinks .
One of my many , many , many unreasoning fears is that someone will paint something like “murderer” on the side of my car because I can say “I’m not a murderer , someone just put that on there” all I want but what people will think is “clearly this guy is a murderer” . Because that’s how people are . Its ridiculous easy to assassinate someone’s character .



I just watched a video of a lady in KISS make-up masturbating . It was pretty hot . I don’t care about KISS but I do like facepaint . I feel this is a subgenre of porn that needs more attention . I like porn as much as the next person (unless the next person likes it more or less than I do) but the solid flesh tones gets on my nerves sometimes , I feel like palinopsia is just one pink ass away . And sure you mix things up with interracial porn every now and then , but the human body is a limited medium colorwise . That’s why I like it when the chick keeps some of her clothes on or does the old “dressbelt” maneuver or keeps her bra on – something , just give me a splash of color . A chick who has tons of ink is good too , but again it’s a limited color palette . But face/body painting has no such restrictions . The balls in your court porn industry .



Did you know that the term “pegging” came to prominence because of a poll conducted by Dan Savage ? I didn’t . I wonder what the other choices were because I think<b> pegging </font></b>is a pretty poor term . It’s got to be pretty cool to know that you helped coin the name of a sex act though . When people talk about Dan Savage it always makes me think of Doc Savage but they’re not the same at all . Maybe he’s a little like Randy Savage though .



I got the spam e-mail the other day about the “most taboo porn ever” . Normally I ignore these kinds of things , but I had to know what the most taboo porn ever was . I was pretty sure I DIDN’T want to know but I had to know you know ? I figured it would be something really messed up , like a tranny banging a shark in vat of creamed corn or something , but it was just anal . Now , I am not one of the crazy AFFers who thinks that anal is “vanilla” and everyone does it all day every day , but neither do I really think it’s all that taboo anymore either . I mean if I’ve done it that means its officially no big deal . False advertising bro , false advertising .


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smartasswoman 63F  
33637 posts
9/19/2015 3:36 pm

Do you think the facepaint thing is related to your mild mask fetish?? Inquiring minds want to know.


40Deuce replies on 9/21/2015 6:29 pm:
That thought hadn't crossed my mind but it seems plausible

superbjversion2 65F
21168 posts
9/19/2015 7:43 pm

KISS was really women? Whoda thunk!

One day I will own a lucha libre mask.

Sex is to Fun as Square is to Rectangle


40Deuce replies on 9/21/2015 6:29 pm:
Everyone should have at least one

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