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40Deuce 43M
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5/31/2016 6:30 pm

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Look buddy , you're the one who brought up your wife's pussy - I was just being polite

Buckle up (knuckle up if you want , I'll be by the bike rack after school) folks , this is a bad one .

I went into the breakroom today to fill my Nalgene Tritan Wide Mouth BPA-Free Water Bottle , 1-Quart , Trout Green w/Silver Top . I try to avoid the breakroom in general (I quit the first job I had as a because they made me take breaks and there was nowhere else to go) and I try to time my visits so I avoid people but its generally impossible because there's always people hanging around in there . I thought it was clear today but there was a dude hiding behind the soda machine and he popped out at me like Drake (you know because of Pop Style ? Aw forget it) . I try to ignore him but he comes up on me like a fratboy on a passed out freshman and he goes he goes "What's going on 40 ?"

I make a bare audible non committal noise to denote (connote ? ) my disinterest but he don't care , he plows right on (like a fratboy etc. etc. ) He says a couple other banal stupid things and then he grins like a mother fucking jack'o'lantern and he says to me he says "My wife and I are trying have a " . And so I say to him "Sweet , no condoms" and I hold my hand up for a high five and he scowls at me . This is despite that fact that he's the one who essentially , completed unsolicited , just rolled up on me and basically said "I am fucking the shit out of my wife right now" . Who he is HE to get offend ? I was the one who was offended !

I hate when people announce they're "trying" . You know who needs to know that ? not me . I don't want to know what hole on your wife you're shoving your mutilated cock into you stupid human cockroach . Why don't you just post a god damn video of the act huh ? Just put it all out there for the whole world to see right ? Everyone needs to know about your mother fucking sex life right ? Maybe your parents will watch it and masturbate - wouldn't that be awesome you dirty ugly morally bankrupt brain donor ?

Anyway , I realize that doesn't even make sense - married people don't use condoms do they ? What I should have done is shook my head and said "Bummer man , no anal huh ?" When does the whole no condom thing happen anyway ? The comedian on the TV told me condoms are for single dudes and once you're in a relationship its party time . But I never experienced that . That was all on me though , sometimes the ladies were begging for skin on skin action but I was too afraid .

You know 40 condoms are only 99% effective .

LALALALALALALALA I don't hear you !

Maybe that's why I liked ladies who were a little older (when I was younger , I've caught up now) less chance of pregnancy . Did you know that Brittany Spears got pregnant with her second from anal ? Its rare , but it happens . I think that's a much better way to taunt someone than saying they're an "accident" call them an "anal baby" . That stings .

The other day Betsy and I were talking about transsexual stuff , as is our wont , and this occurred to me . Gender reassignment is not about sex , if you're a dude and you want to bang dudes you don't need to turn into lady to do that - so given that fact why would a dude ever make that change ? So they can be paid less for doing the same job ? So they can be judged on their appearance ? So their opinions can be marginalized ? So anything they say anything online they can threatened with sexual assault and murder ? So they can not be hired as often , or get loans as often , or get the same educational opportunities , etc . etc ? If you're a man who feels like they should be a woman I feel like your thought process should be "eh , I'm okay feeling like that for now , maybe in a few years the woman thing would be a good idea ." What I'm saying is if a man becomes a woman they must REALLY want to be a woman .

Conversely a woman becoming a man , I could see that just being about wanting to not be treated like shit so much . I suppose that's offensive .

But as long as being offensive I feel like they should make a sequel to the Ringer where a dude gets gender reassignment so he can win the heptathlon - and the punchline is that he gets crushed by all the biological women because he's just a dude , not an athlete , he's no match for women athletes . The only question is would the sequel be able to draw without the star power of Johnny Knoxville ? I still can't fathom in this day and age how the Ringer got made .

I mentioned the other day the Canadian Magician (just saying that makes me smile) that got breast implants to win a bet and that combined with thinking about trans stuff made me realize that old joke about how if a man had tits he'd never leave the house is total BS . Men love tits of course , but when it comes down to it how much playing with them do they really do ? Just a few quick moments of pawing and then they go for the gold you know ? Plus , are that many men into receiving nipple play ? I don't think so . A boob job won't change that . And even if they are doesn't a breast augmentation often deaden if not eliminate totally the sensation in your nips ? I was told that it does .

The Canadian Magician got 38Cs , which seems like an odd choice to me . I would think if you're going to great a boob job on a dare you'd either go for massively insanely big or super de duper small . I wonder how small of implants you can get . If you go in there and ask for A cups do they throw you out of the office ?

Also at work today I went down to the little in-building convenience hut (which I also try to avoid because people , etc , see above) and the two old lady cashiers were going on and on about constipation and how it took them forever to "go" and so I says to them I says "Do you have to talk about this ? You have customers here ." And one of them says to me she says "Don't tell me how to do my job !" And I go "I am a customer , telling you how to treat customers , I am exactly who should be telling you how to do that part of your job ." And her witting rejoinder was "Fuck you!" and so I reply "No fuck YOU !" So then we had a threeway behind the counter . It took them literally FOREVER TO get off . Literally .

And finally , Valentine's Day colors are pink and red . Pink I get , that's the color of the inside of the vagina . But where does the red come from ? Is that supposed to represent all the blood that's been spilt in the pursuit of the pink ? Explain that to me .

In conclusions I finally watched Deadpool . It was surprisingly good . I feel like two opportunities were missed though . One , at the end the from Firefly should have refused to kiss him - not because she was rejecting him , but because she needed time to get used to his face . That seems very much in keeping with the tone to me . And secondly , he didn't look that hideous too me .



That's not so bad . He just looks like an old dude with wrinkles . I was anticipating much worse . I understand that going from Ryan Reynold's face to that is a steep drop off , but most us are that ugly normally so its hard to get all that excited about it . He should have been much worse looking .

There was a Planet of the Apes marathon yesterday and he actually looked a lot like , but better than , the mutants from Beneath the Planet of the Apes .



I know its foolish to pick apart the minute plot details of a movie like Beneath the Planet of the Apes but can you come up with any reason why the mutants would have worn "normal" human face masks ? As a plot twist in the movie it was cool , but why would they wear masks ?

I suppose human fashion is inexplicable anyway . I mean acid wash ? Tube tops ? They makes about as much sense .

I guess you could say that the first humans weren't mutants so when they started having mutant babies as they grew up they felt poorly about their appearance felt like they had to wear the masks to fit in . And then by the time everyone was a mutant it was just habit . Plus it seems like there was a religious aspect to it .

Those movies were actually pretty good you know ?

My favorite part of Deadpool ? The<b> pegging </font></b>for Intentional Women's Day scene . That's just good stuff . You ain't gonna see that in the Avengers !

The worst part the whole "I'm not a hero I'm a bad guy !" thing . Beat a dead much ? Show , don't tell .


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superbjversion2 65F
21145 posts
5/31/2016 7:25 pm

If you're going to pick apart Beneath the Planet of the Apes, you may want to avoid X-Men Apocalypse. Some glaring inconsistencies there!

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40Deuce replies on 6/1/2016 4:16 pm:
That whole franchise is kind of mess , which I'm okay with , comic books barely make sense for more than an issue or two

smartasswoman 63F  
33613 posts
5/31/2016 7:52 pm

What is interesting to me is there are roughly three times as many male to female trans people; as female to male. Which doesn't make a lot of sense, given what you've said above. I guess getting to have boobs and wear cute dresses outweighs political, social and job equality.


40Deuce replies on 6/1/2016 4:17 pm:
The clothes are pretty dope - but if that's all you're after just crossdress yeah ?

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