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40Deuce 43M
5638 posts
1/3/2016 10:07 am

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1/4/2016 4:17 pm

Pizza boy pegging massacre

"I'm a pizza and beer girl but I have the body of a salad girl , I know its complicated ."

A female character in a male driven comedy

If you thought there wasn't a website dedicated specifically to the following faux tableau you were dead wrong . Three to seven women , you now the porny kind , are hanging around talking about dude's dicks . Which is what I assume women do when guys aren't around . They decide the order a pizza which is not believable at all because women with those kinds of bodies don't eat anything but kale and jizz (how many calories are in jizz ? ) . The pizza dude shows up and he's late or doesn't have the correct change or gives them attitude or some such so they do the reasonable thing - pull him into the house , verbally and physically abuse him , peg the shit out of him (figuratively) , ride him , then jerk him off and shove him naked out the door .



It put me of a mind of a conversation I had a while back with a lady who mentioned that accusations were being tossed about that James Deen (the porn star not the dead normal movie guy) was assaulting his co-stars at times and everyone just laughed because they're porn stars , you're supposed to fuck them - and how this was making her reticent about enjoying the rough sex videos for which she lusts so ceaselessly . Well I say to you madam , check this shit out - I watched an interview with Phoenix Marie the other day wherein she complained about how Brazzers has all these rules about rough sex and they're very strict about that - the female performers have to sign off on everything and how many times its going to happen and when and etc. She implied that many of her co-workers found this highly annoying - but while it may not be the porn you like at least you as the end user can take comfort in the fact that its all nice and consensual .

As you all know it drives me crazy when a chick is wearing a strap-on and someone sucks on it and she pretends like she can feel it . But in this pizza show I found something I hate even more - a chick wearing a strap on was getting fucked and while that was happening she was stroking the strap-on . What the hell ?

I was reading a woman's profile the other day and like many AFFers she mentioned she was an exhibitionist , and a thought occurred to me . I am a theoretical exhibitionists in that I would like to exhibit something but I got nothing people want to see . Ya feel me ? I feel like that's probably true for a lot of people , if they looked more like want they wanted to look like they'd be showing everything to everyone .

Speaking of , when you moon someone and you're not white is it still mooning ? Because the idea is that the buttocks are white and round like the moon . I guess even a white person with a deep all over tan isn't really portraying the moon with their ass . Just another way the man is keeping minorities down .

My buddy Choo-Choo says sometimes "If you feel sad stop feeing sad and feel awesome instead , I think Slippery Larry actually coined the phrase but Choo-Choo is the one who says it . So that's what I decided to do . I tend to the morose (you 40 ? No ! ) and lately I've been letting it get the better of me a bit . But enough of that clownery , I've decided to feel awesome instead ! And so I shall because I am in charge of me .

Remember that time a pizza delivery dude saw my Magic cards on the coffee table and came in and we played a match ? That was weird . I guess he's lucky that wasn't a trap and all the women with strap-ons were hiding in the closet .


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sweet0necter 46F  
1499 posts
1/3/2016 10:32 am

Glad I got to see the picture before it was removed... very vivid..lol.. she strokes the strap on because she has penis envy... it's like stroking a prostetic on an amputated arm or leg..


40Deuce replies on 1/4/2016 4:19 pm:
I thought those were hairbrushes at first , but they're just some kind of spikey thing

smartasswoman 63F  
33613 posts
1/3/2016 11:45 am

Good pizza boy graphic.

Agreed, sucking on strapons and stroking them is ridiculous behavior.


40Deuce replies on 1/4/2016 4:20 pm:
Someone must like it I guess

FullOn4U 55M  
20427 posts
1/4/2016 3:41 am

I like beer and pizza.

But I don't sexually abuse pizza boys


40Deuce replies on 1/4/2016 4:20 pm:
Probably for the best

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