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Remember that time the chick from that 70's show went down on Luke Skywalker's mom ?  

40Deuce 43M
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12/7/2016 6:02 pm

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Remember that time the chick from that 70's show went down on Luke Skywalker's mom ?

I do . Not the hot redhead who never went on to do anything but the other one who's ubiquitous and who is also hot but also kind of looks like the chick from the ring .



I remember when I saw Natalie Portman fully nude in a movie and she looked like a boy and I was a like "now does being attracted to her make me gay ?"

Beauty Tip : While applying mascara , make sure to sneeze mid stroke to create the illusion of dozens of tiny spiders attacking your face .

The other day a joke Jon Glaser said that nothing was more feminist than the bikini . Which was funny because Jon Glaser is hilarious but also reminded me of the time(s) I've wondered what the heck feminism even is . Because I bet there are people who think that a woman wearing a bikini is empowering and blah , blah , blah women should flaunt their bodies if they want to yak , yak , yak just as much as other people think that the bikini is a tool of patriarchal oppression and the reduction of women to idols . I think feminism might be one of those words that means nothing , like honor , or justice , or bathroom for employees only .

Example , I might say "I'm a feminist , I love women , that's why I pay them 40 dollars to have sex with me ." And that's as valid as anything right ?



I'm a hard pill to swallow , I get that . But that doesn't prevent me from being super picky you know ? It makes no sense but where in the Bill of Rights does it say that your decisions have to make sense and that you shouldn't swear ? Fucking nowhere , that's where . The point is I know that I'm a monster and I should grab onto any woman that can tolerate me but nevertheless this ;

I was on a date the other night and things were going okay , I really wanted to like her , but she invoked THREE dating tropes that I despise and I have a strict 3 strikes and you're out policy (and by out I mean we can totally bang if you want but I'll blog about how annoying you are behind your back and/or in front of your face if you read my blog , which you don't , because why would you ? )

Trope #1 "I'm a fiscal conservative and a social liberal ."

So you want there to be social programs but for said programs to have no funding ? This one drives me batty because it seems like the kind of half-baked bullshit people think will make everyone happy . You can't have it both ways . Either you pay 80% taxes and people get services or you pay nothing and poor people are ground up for the minerals in their bones . Those are your choices . There is no middle ground . I want to have my cake and eat it too but it don't work like that . Also I feel like 37% of people that say this have no clue what it means and just like the sound of it .

Trope #2 "Keep calm and (blank)"

I already blogged about this one in great detail . And I know what you're thinking "40 , didn't YOU once post a "keep calm and enjoy pegging" meme ? HMM ?" Yes , I did , but I did it because I hate it . It's one of my odd behaviors that stems from my self-loathing . I feel like if I do something I hate , like say "that's what SHE said" that will make other people stop doing it because I am so awful . But it doesn't work because really I'm just a dude .

Trope # 3 "I have a very eclectic taste in (blank)"

Everyone thinks what they like is eclectic because that means they're a unique and beautiful butterfly unlike any other in the world and it's a joy to figure out your wacky ways ! First of all liking popular music only and popular "alternative" music only that is played on the same radio station does not make your taste in music eclectic . And second of all fuck you .

So that was that . Also I caught her trying to steal my good china .

And just to reiterate I know I'm no great catch , I am not trying to imply that I am better than ANYONE , I am simply a miserable person trying to catalog all the 97,545,390 things that I hate .

Because that's what blogging is all about .


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smartasswoman 63F  
33626 posts
12/7/2016 6:33 pm

Did said date actually SAY "Keep calm and (blank)"? Because if so, that is dang weird. Keep Calm and ______ is a MEME, for the internet or at most a T-shirt, not a phrase that you go around saying.

But I feel like I'm probably guilty of the "I have eclectic taste" remark. I could show you my music collection to try to prove it, but I guess basically it means you can't like me anymore. Sorry about that.


40Deuce replies on 12/8/2016 3:12 pm:
People do that all the time here , maybe it's just something lame Iowaians do

superbjversion2 65F
21168 posts
12/7/2016 6:45 pm

If I ever come and visit you, will you put out the good china? Wait! Keep calm and don't worry. I promise not to steal it!

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40Deuce replies on 12/8/2016 3:13 pm:
Yes , nothing goes together better than fine china and take-out Chinese

tickles4us 58M
7222 posts
12/7/2016 6:53 pm

97,545,390... which number are we up too... ?

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40Deuce replies on 12/8/2016 3:13 pm:
Three , but it's not in numerical order

ranchomongo 67M  
5586 posts
12/7/2016 9:28 pm

mmmmmmm, that was a waste of a dollar.


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40Deuce replies on 12/8/2016 3:13 pm:
You got that brother !

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