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Would you expect a porn star to put out on the first date ?  

40Deuce 43M
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7/31/2018 6:14 pm

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Would you expect a porn star to put out on the first date ?

If you're going to make a<b> pegging </font></b>compilation on Pornhub , which you should , I suggest as the music for this artistic endeavor the Violent Femmes "Girl Trouble" . For obvious reasons . You've got pretty stiff competition in "Pegging Groove" though .

Speaking of (not really) remember a while ago when I mentioned that I masturbated and nothing came out ? That happened again . I'm afraid to google it because it can't be anything good . This weekend I think I'll try again and if happens a third time I'll have to worry about it . So you know , pray for my ejaculate .

This is going to be a terrible post for everyone else in the world who texts and FBs and instagrams and all that because it's going to be old news but I don't care . A friend send me some pics from an "app" that proports to show what you'd look like in various states . Pure balderdash of course but amusing .

This is older me ;



This one actually seems moderately plausible although I think I'll be lucky to be that good looking when I'm "old" . I mean for an older dude , not bad .

This is where things start getting ludicrous . This is supposed to be young me ;



Now , and this is hard to believe I know , but I was young once - and I didn't look anything like that . This dude is one handsome cowboy . Hubba-Hubba you know ? If I looked like that when I was "young" I would have had ALL the sex .

And now we get to the truly insane , this is what "they" say I would look like were I a lady instead of a fella ;



RE-DIC-U-LOUS . My attractiveness as a man is debatable , I'm no Brad Pitt obviously but I'm no pigman either - but I would be a rough looking woman . We're talking a triple bagger - one for me , for the guy and one for anyone unfortunate enough to be watching .

This is what I would look like as a woman ;



The friend who sent me these speculated that the app is trying to appeal to the male fantasy of being a sexy lady - which seems plausible to me even though I have never heard any man say anything about that . I just think that men tend to think they're awesome generally so why wouldn't they assume if they were a woman they'd be a real piece of ass ?

Remember that old movie with Jimmy Smits and Ellen Barkin where the pushy Lothario type dude is reincarnated as a sexy lady ? I do . Strangely I think that movie actually captures pretty accurately how a (non-trans type) man would react to spontaneously becoming a sexy lady . Spoiler alert the end of the movie is that Jimmy Smits (banned topic) Ellen Barkin but the movie came out back in the days when casual (banned topic) in movies was okay .

I've been thinking more about this Jimmy Garappolo-Kiara Mia scenario because of course I have . And my question is if you go out with a porn star do you expect them to be DTF immediately ? There seem to be two ways porn stars present themselves ;

1 - We're just normal people with a weird job

2 - BLAH ! I'M A SEX MONSTER GIVE ME ALL THE COCKS IN THE WORLD !!!!!!

I'm not sure I buy either because I feel like the one thing that porn stars have in common with pro wrestlers is that they're essentially "in character" all the time . You know ? Like when Kiara Mia is on the radio (that's still a thing ? ) and saying that she's a huge slut and wants to bang 88 dudes a day - most likely she's just selling her porn star persona . If you're the kind of person who wants to listen to porn stars talk that's what you want to hear them say right ?

In wrestling they call it "kayfabe" .

A few weeks ago I watched a documentary about stupid Hulk Hogan and his lawsuit against Gawker and there was some footage from the trial where the lawyer was trying to impeach his claim of "mental damages" because he was on the radio (again ?! ) bragging about the sex tape to Howard Stern . And his defense was that that wasn't him - that was the character of Hulk Hogan . My friend watching it with me rolled her eyes at that , but it makes perfect sense to me .

Because wrestling (hold onto your butts) is weird . No one thinks that Bruce Willis IS John Mclane (no one sane anyway) and he doesn't pretend he is John McLane when he's not filming but when Chris Jericho is out and about generally he's portraying the character of Chris Jericho because he's trying to sell the reality of something that everyone knows is fake . Sidenote that's why some wrestlers go off the deepend it seems - they forget there's a real person under all that nonsense .

Anyway I feel like it's probably the same for porn stars - if you're out in public you want to project a certain whorey image because that's what's going to make you money .

But also , even if answer is #1 I feel like if you job is sex do you really want to do that in your free time ? It wouldn't surprise me if a porn star didn't really want to bang ever .

And also I wonder if you're Jimmy in that scenario would you want her to put out ? I mean setting aside and STD concerns what are you going to do to impress her ? Although I assume she's probably pretty great and giving blowjobs . Practice makes perfect .


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7/31/2018 6:18 pm

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Heathen_G 62M
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7/31/2018 6:40 pm

Would you expect a porn star to put out on the first date ? ..... No. Why would any sane person expect that? They are only people , like anyone else, who happen to be actors.


40Deuce replies on 8/3/2018 6:45 pm:
Are there sane people somewhere ?

japaneseass 53F  
49932 posts
7/31/2018 6:41 pm

the pictures you put up cracked me up...


40Deuce replies on 8/3/2018 6:45 pm:
That's why they call me Old Jimmy Crackerjack

kzoopair 69M/67F
25745 posts
7/31/2018 8:28 pm

You could shorten that title up considerably. "Would you expect a porn star?" No. No, I wouldn't.

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40Deuce replies on 8/3/2018 6:46 pm:
I want a free tote bag

smartasswoman 63F  
33637 posts
7/31/2018 10:26 pm

I think the girl 40Deuce kind of looks like a really, really young Stepford wife. There's a creepy question - would you hit on the female version of yourself?


40Deuce replies on 8/3/2018 6:47 pm:
Yeah , "she" does look kind of robotronic . Are you asking if I would hit on a girl that looks like that picture ? No , she's too young and attractive . Or are you asking would I hit on a female version of myself know that's what it was ? Also know because if there's one person I don't get along with it's me .

12FK2 47F  
602 posts
8/3/2018 5:09 pm

Hmm. This raises some further interesting questions. Do gynecologists or proctologists get sexually aroused if they see those parts in their spare time? Do they put out on the first date? I mean those jobs are weird too, but I would imagine whether they put out or not on a first dates is very subjective to their individual personalities like most people. There are people who aren't porn stars, gynos or proctologists that put out on the first date and those that don't. Seems like people in those professions would do so based on individual choice.

I agree, though, that some probably don't want to even spell sex after they clock out and those that can't get enough. But probably a lot of them fall in between too.


40Deuce replies on 8/3/2018 6:48 pm:
I wonder that about doctors in general - after a while the human body probably just becomes like spark plugs to a mechanic

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