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40Deuce 44M
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8/6/2018 5:32 pm

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Would you like to play a game ?


A lot of women around these parts have comments about hygiene on their profiles - is that code for something ? Or are there just a lot of guys who don't bother to hose off their Juggalo make-up before going out on a date ?

Another thing a lot of people put in their profiles is that they don't want any games - which is interesting because if everyone has to put that warning out there it must mean there's a lot of game players right ? And yet everyone says they don't want that . Every now and then you do run into a profile though where someone says they love drama .

Back in the day I had a girlfriend who never called me - I always had to call her even thought we went out like 4-5 times a week at that point . So one time I decided not to call her and see how long she would wait before she called me . I considered that an experiment . She said I was playing games .

At work today a lady was making fun of my skinny arms . And yet , if I were to hide in the backseat of her grey 2010 Honda Civic which never has the doors locked and wait there for hours after she got home and was sure was asleep and crept up to her bedroom and set her tits on fire I would be the one who went to jail . That's justice for you .

For no real reason it reminded me of the time a lady accused me of creating a hostile work environment because I never laughed at her jokes .

And that reminded me of the lady who told me that I was selfish for not trying to get a promotion because she couldn't have my job if I never moved up . And I said to her I said "So you want me to apply for a job because it would help YOU and I'M selfish ?" She didn't seem to appreciate the irony .

She's the same lady who divorced her husband because he was no good at sex . Which I still find somewhat shocking . Everyone knows women don't like sex . Every sitcom and standup comedian says so .

Remember when they guy sued KLBA because he won a "foursome" with Bananarama and then was mad because it was a golf foursome not the kind where you bang ? I do .

Obviously that guy was crazy , but could you have a contest where the prize is sex ? I feel like you can't , but is it if no money or goods are traded ? Or are you paying for the Bananrama sex by listening to the radio station ? What if I just have a clipboard and you sign up for a random drawing who gets a handjob from Sarah Dallin . Illegal ? Legal ? Where's the line .

I wonder the same thing about porn - you're paying for sex right ? How is that not ? Seems like if you were busted banging a you could just "no , no , were filming a porno here" and then you'd just get cited for making a movie without a permit . Which I think would play much better in a job interview .

"Wow Steve , it says here you've been busting for filming without a permit 37 times ."

"What can I say , I love cinema ."

"You're just the kind of person we want here at Moxie Solar ."

The supposed male<b> infatuation </font></b>with threesomes has never made a ton of sense to me on account of the One Penis Conundrum , three girls makes more sense - then you can at least watch the other two while you're doing the deed with lucky lady #3 . I suppose that's the main benefit of being bi-sexual , things never get tricky with group sex .

Did you know that Bananarama is in the Guinness Book as the female music group with the most charted songs ? I didn't .

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40Deuce 44M
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8/6/2018 5:36 pm

I'm getting too pumped for the new Godzilla movie - it doesn't come out for 9 months . Whoa , this must be exactly what it's like for a woman when she finds out she's pregnant .

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superbjversion2 66F
23771 posts
8/6/2018 6:15 pm

I didn't know Bananarama was all female or actually a band. I thought it was a tour name like Woodstock.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 8/7/2018 5:30 pm:
I have no reason to disbelieve you but that seems hard to swallow (phrasing) did you not listen to the radio in the 80's or early 90's ?

smartasswoman 64F  
35326 posts
8/6/2018 6:30 pm

Well, my friends who post all of the porny pictures on Fetlife - they've recently acquired a third and even a fourth. The logistics seem to involve one of the ladies sucking on his dick, another sucking on his balls, and the third one kissing him.


40Deuce replies on 8/7/2018 5:31 pm:
Kissing ? Outrageous

pocogato12 69F  
36947 posts
8/6/2018 7:34 pm

Well here's to Guiness:
Guinness Book of World Records as the most successful female band worldwide with the most charting singles, all of which were international hits, four hitting the US Billboard Top 10 including a No.1 with Venus. To date they have had 32 Top 40 UK hits. They have released 10 albums and sold 30 million records.
Thanks Wikipedia
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40Deuce replies on 8/7/2018 5:32 pm:
That'd be quite a commute to the quad cities

GratefulGirl69 52F

8/7/2018 6:30 pm

I don't remember the Bananarama lawsuit, but I seem to recall hearing about one that involved a woman who tried suing a radio station for promising a toy Yoda as the prize... and she was highly distressed when it was a doll, not a car. Though that's probably an urban legend. I should check Snopes, but I kind of don't want to believe that it's not true.


40Deuce replies on 8/8/2018 5:50 pm:
I also heard about that so clearly it's true

superbjversion2 66F
23771 posts
8/7/2018 6:50 pm

"did you not listen to the radio in the 80's or early 90's ?"

the 80s was my classical music phase
the early 90s was 50s and 60s Rock n Roll followed shortly thereafter by Barney

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 8/8/2018 5:51 pm:
Did Barney ever do any Stones covers ?

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