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5/7/2017 12:55 pm

MUMMY WILL SAVE US

With a nod to the Daddy Will Save Us art exhibition, a pro-Trump art show for "patriots" due to open tomorrow in Brooklyn, I want to present to you the Mummy Will Save Us exhibition.

This exhibition is quite a big one, but there are many interludes!

Just as the German Chancellor Angela Merkel is nicknamed Mutti, the British Prime Minister Theresa May shall be called Mummy! Or should she be called Mother Theresa?!

It seems only Mummy can save the British from the calamity of Brexit. Despite promising not to call a general election when she first became Prime Minister last year, she has now called a snap general election for the 8th of June.

Mummy claims that only with a fresh mandate from the British voters can she successfully negotiate a good deal for Britain in the already heated negotiations to leave the European Union.

Mummy has declared that we need "strong and stable leadership" rather than a "coalition of chaos" to make Britain great again!

Mummy doesn’t feel the need to answer any questions; she never answers a question.

Do you think Theresa May is an attractive woman?
Are you following the British general election campaign?

Whenever Theresa May talks what’s interesting is not what she says, as her words are no more than bland platitudes, but what’s interesting is that she talks as if she’s riding on a man’s cock. Oh she is!

Even though I’m not a Tory, I’d be very happy for Theresa May to ride my cock! At least I could sell my story to the newspapers to get rich and to bring her down at the same time. Now that’s a double whammy!

For those who don’t like politics I suggest you stop reading now as the next bit is all about politics, though you may want to look at the photos of Theresa May riding cowgirl!

Though the general election has only just been called, I’m already bored by the inanity of the campaign.

Despite Theresa May claiming that this general election will be a very important step in delivering Brexit, this election is all about political opportunism. Now I know all politicians are opportunists but occasionally they stand for something. The only thing Theresa May is standing for is herself and her party.

Theresa May's plea that she needs a fresh mandate for the Brexit negotiations is rubbish. There’ll be no serious opposition to Brexit because of the referendum result. Only the Liberal Democrats and the Greens are promising a second referendum on Brexit and unless there's a hung parliament they’ll be in no position to influence anything.

There will be no hung parliament and therefore no coalition government after next month’s general election because the Tories are a good 20 points ahead in the polls. This week’s local elections confirmed that the country is turning even more Tory.

Though the Conservatives have only a small majority in the House of Commons, this has not been a major problem for the Prime Minister as, with the exception of a vote to bomb Syria, the Conservative Government has won all important votes in the House of Commons since 2010.

There is nothing now stopping Theresa May’s Government from negotiating a Brexit deal. So why call an election?

As mentioned, this general election has been called solely for reasons of political opportunism. I think the reasons for what Theresa May is doing are fourfold. First, the outcome of the general election will almost certainly result in far more Conservative MPs and far less Labour MPs. Opportunism!

Second, the election will allow the Conservatives to ditch certain promises they made in the last election, such as possibly ditching its promises not to increase taxes, to protect state pensions, to cut immigration and to protect the international aid budget. More opportunism!

Third, the Brexit negotiations are not likely to go well - already there was a disastrous lunch between the Prime Minister and the European Commission's President which revealed massive differences between the UK and the rest of the EU. It’s highly likely that the Brexit deal as it unfolds will not be good for Britain. For example, the Trump administration has already reneged on its promise to negotiate a free trade deal with the UK quickly; the US will first negotiate a trade deal first with the more economically powerful EU instead. An early general election allows the Government to ride out this Brexit bad news well before the next general election in 2022. Again further opportunism!

Fourth, I think this election is part of Theresa May's political strategy to recast herself in the mould of Margaret Thatcher. It allows her to reinvent herself from a just-lukewarm Remainer to a fully-fledged Brexiteer, thus attracting more political, media and popular support. The election will allow her to forget her past. When people look back and compare Theresa May with Margaret Thatcher, they’ll find that she did what Margaret Thatcher didn’t do. Yet again, even more opportunism!

This general election won’t change the outcome of Brexit negotiations but it will change the fortunes of Theresa May and her Conservative Party.

What do you think will be the results of the general election next month in Britain?

I know predicting elections is a dangerous game - I got the last general election wrong (I said there’d be a hung parliament), I got the European Union referendum wrong (I said Remain would win) and I got the US presidential election wrong (I said it would be President Hillary Clinton). But I predict the Conservatives will comfortably win the next month’s general election.

I don’t think there’ll be a landslide victory for the Conservatives; they’ll just have a bigger majority in the House of Commons than what they have now. So what’s the point of this election?!

Mummy is about to cum so this is the finale of the Mummy Will Save Us art exhibition!

PS. Andrea Leadson wants it be known that Theresa May is no mummy!