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hey i ll have coffee with those donuts..LOL. Face piles of trials with smiles Moody Blues Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous. (????)
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9/11/2009 6:19 pm |
Uhhhhhh....interesting...did you have fun? If so I thinkk thats all that matters we all carry wounds after the battle is over
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You never cease to make me laugh.. You are priceless.
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9/11/2009 7:50 pm |
Gawddd...That image made me CHUNDER Recent post: [post 2369941]
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Back in my youth I just did a couple of lines and sniffed on a wet hankie till everything was gone but it was nothing to clap about!
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9/11/2009 9:01 pm |
I suggest a good blow with those lotion-laced kleenex. . . I'm sure your nose is rather sensitive after all that.
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Did you try Rooto-Rooter? They do a great job cleaning out pipes.
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9/11/2009 9:14 pm |
OMG, I start laughing even before I start reading you blog - I just know the images you cause to bounce their way through my brain will make me laugh, shudder, and roll on the floor. Please never stop writing, I am addicted, and withdrawal pains would be severe. As for the nasal hair coated with cum, that may require Mr Atomic to get up in there with some tweezers. Ouch!
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9/11/2009 11:48 pm |
Sniff a fat line up each nostril, then break an ammonia capsule. You'll be breathin clear for weeks.
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9/12/2009 6:41 am |
you come up with the best stories to brighten up a day after a long nite at work. dont stop. im addicted to them.
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Snort sea water. Works everytime for me. I didn't know you guys had started blogging again! "Shall I tell you the secret of the true scholar? It is this: every man I meet is my master in some point, and in that I learn of him." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
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9/12/2009 11:29 am |
so imaginative, witty and hilarious...thanks for making me spit my coffee on my new lap top... TASTE LIFE IN ALL IT'S FLAVOUR
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LMAOOO... glazed donutes WERE my favorite....
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9/12/2009 12:29 pm |
Just keep blogging baby ..killer ..
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9/12/2009 5:53 pm |
keep blowing your nose.
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9/12/2009 6:41 pm |
nasal spray. It will break up and make the nasal hairs to slick to be able to stick to
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9/13/2009 1:11 am |
Diet Nehi Grape soda and a Mento. Tilt your head back and close your throat. You could use a diet Coke, but the purple spew from your notstrils will astound witnesses that will share accounts of your sinusoidal trajectory. If you have a blacklight available, use Diet Mountain Dew. How do I know this? I must ask myself first, why I answer such questions. Niches of the internet yield the smegma of society. In me you have found a dark fold of imagination.
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9/13/2009 8:13 am |
fantastic, very entertaining, story.
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9/14/2009 5:07 am |
SNEEZE! A little pepper should do it. And just remember, I would never leave any hairs behind.
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Great story, You never cease to amaze me with all your stories. Keep going, you provide many of us with endless entertainment. Thanks
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so hot, so delicious , so sexy u r my angel baby the loverDR.
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9/14/2009 11:36 am |
Great story! Great Woman!
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A nice gushing nose bleed should do it! I wonder... If one gets nose fucked while bleeding, is that similar to fucking during the time of month? Hmmmmmmmmmm..... The Swedish Angel What are we reading Those that makes me go hmmmmm
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The Shower Massage...Why just turn on water when the water can turn you on?
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Well...my nose just got thouroghly cleaned out when the soda I was drinking spewed from my nose from laughing so hard when I read this! I do NOT recommend this method however...it burns like a BITCH! Im glad you started writing again...your stories are always good to make me smile...even on the worst of days. Thank you! Smooches darlin!
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9/14/2009 5:48 pm |
OMG!!!! that has to be the funniest thing i've ever heard, simply hilarious, what an imagination, kudos
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Oh, must have been nice to have that much sex and cum filling you up full to the nose in your case. I'd say try the salt water snorting to get all those little seamen out of your nose like wildnwatin wrote while I write this I see she's had this difficulty before according to her. Lucky you having so many orgasms that the bed must have been soaked with your juices and then to sore to let another hard cock into your poor tired out pussy, {=}
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Best way to get semen out of nasal hair? well, that's simple, just holler "ALL HAND ON DECK" and watch em run back to the ship. This will leave your nasal hair free of semen..... ...Greg
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9/14/2009 7:40 pm |
nice imagination
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9/14/2009 7:44 pm |
I'll think about it and let you know. The dreamy look in your eyes is giving me a tropical contact high.
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Okay.....you've got plenty of ways to clean out your nose.... I have successively fought off flazed donut temptations....images of you working in the bakery....will make it easier... Click Here To Read A Hot Erotic Story: When A Woman Meets A Stranger Part 1 of 4
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hummm. nasal fucking. well, it would be a tight fit anyway Rebar100 Just the right amount of wrong. Occasional participant in various ongoing blogging projects. Rather be naked. The Blog: [REBAR100]
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9/14/2009 10:52 pm |
I'll have to get back to you on this one.
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9/15/2009 12:49 am |
thanks for commenting on my blog. I enjoyed reading yours as well. would appreciate a friends invite. keep in touch. Bry
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9/15/2009 1:31 am |
Great story I loved it actually made me laugh and I haven't had much to be happy about lately, I JUST WISH I COULD HAVE ENJOYED SOME OF THAT CUM GLAZED DONUTS MMMMMM!!!!!!
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9/15/2009 2:35 am |
OMG, that shit is funny .. I love it... Working on my black belt in Kama Sutra....
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Very funny. Yes I am new to the blog thing I will attemp to get better and more attentive to the postings. Thank you for the note. I must tell you that you have some very hot pics of yourself on there. Thanks again J.D.8...8
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9/15/2009 6:14 am |
Try a Netti Pot
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9/15/2009 11:32 am |
Yes I am new to blogland.Maybe by posting in a blog from time-to-time I'll get to root of all my depraved fantasies and discover that in a past life I was a boy-toy in an ancient Greek bath-house. Semen in the nose hair seems to be an intractable problem. In order to solve the problem you will somehow have to assault your nose again with some object with enough grit to scrub away the dried remains of the misaimed spunk. I would suggest a whiskey nasal spray to try to wash away the problem, even if it doesn't work you'll be too drunk to give a damn.
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That is some of the funniest shit ive ever read. You have an amazing imagination keep up the awesome work and keep those stories coming..
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9/15/2009 4:26 pm |
you got more stories than penthouse forum
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blew once to get it there, blow twice to get it out!! Women Women everywhere and not a pussy to eat......
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omg! too funny! lmao!!!!!!!! 1-2-3-4 get up, Get loud, stand up and shout ninner is the best, the number one blogger! goooooo ninner1998!!!!! ninner1998 i was dared by the sexy ninner1998 ..just join me on my blog bustybettyboop and still looking for some hot,sexy,creative contestants for my next contest...come join us! need a blog mentor or want to be one?
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wow, that was a great story, brought a smile to this weary face tonight.... thanks it was sorely needed.
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9/16/2009 2:59 am |
Very funny stuff. Don't even care if it's true or not.
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I love the comment about how this will help keep someone off the glazed donuts! You might want to know who to watch out for around here: Are YOU a Dirty Bad Man or Woman ! Please tell me the secrets of your sex appeal Primping! And a MUST READ: [post 2294897] Just shamelessly pimping my own damned blog! {=}
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9/16/2009 10:00 am |
you have no fear of the cops finding out who gave them the clap from there donut binge,thay would just tazer it and denie and thing was wrong... oh and then run for treatment
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9/16/2009 11:12 am |
is that really possible for something like that to happen let alone for a guy not to know the difference in a nose and a mouth
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9/16/2009 11:34 am |
brilliantly funny bambi xxxx
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9/16/2009 1:52 pm |
LMAO ...to funny Bambi , and how could anyone not kno the difference between a mouth and nose
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Your stories are the most hilarious I have ever read! Keep em' cumming (just not in the nose).
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yummy
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9/17/2009 12:06 am |
hahahahahahahaahahahaha
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9/17/2009 8:07 am |
mmmmmmmmmm mackme cummm
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9/17/2009 8:54 am |
to funny!
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9/17/2009 9:13 am |
Omg. That is to funny... I laughed so hard I almost pissed my pants... Thanks for the laugh... {=}LIVE, LOVE & LAUGH{=}
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9/17/2009 10:48 am |
very funny n also very weird.. ha ha ha ha.. try some coke !!!!!!!!
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9/17/2009 3:24 pm |
Wow! that is freakin funny! I think the best way to clear your nose is to eat a hot pepper... that always works for me, but then again, I never got nose fucked
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That was so funny..... Everytime I see a cop I will think of him eating glazed donuts. Wow fucked in the nose? Remember to sneeze into your sleeve hahahahhahahaha..... Able202
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9/18/2009 3:25 am |
That was great. Thanks for sharing, haha.
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9/18/2009 3:28 pm |
That's a hilarious story. Too bad it isn't true. If that was true it would make it even funnier.
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9/18/2009 6:38 pm |
lol haha great story
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Maybe call in sick when getting face fucked. Or snort and swallow.
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I loved it...lmao
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9/20/2009 6:42 am |
Funny as hell, maybe one of those battery operated nose hair removers will work......
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9/20/2009 8:05 pm |
way too funny
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ohg, hilarious, lmao
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9/21/2009 4:34 am |
thanks for the
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9/21/2009 1:30 pm |
hi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Funny stuff..... I used to like donuts........
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Baby, You just have to stand on your head and sneeze. It'll blow out your ass and really give your lovers something to talk about.
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9/21/2009 8:34 pm |
Love the blog.
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9/22/2009 8:01 am |
awesome!!
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That is just too funny
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9/22/2009 4:29 pm |
WOWWWWWWWWWW!
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Good one, keep them coming.
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9/23/2009 3:31 pm |
how about cream filled??
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Love this blog!!.... thanks for the laugh!! SMILE...It makes the World wonder what you're up to !
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9/23/2009 11:19 pm |
Funny!!!! Thanks for the humor!!
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9/24/2009 1:26 am |
Wow but they are small .. up the nose! Good yarn dol.
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HA HA HA HA HA that was disgusting John Lee Hooker Recommended: [blog lucyjane78]
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Quick, dunk your head in beer and blow as heard as you can out your nose, while your head is under the beer.... what a predicament, all I can do is laugh. "... I've got to keep on chasing that dream, though I may never find it... I'm always just behind it..."
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OK, that was priceless! Now that I caught my breath from laughing, I need to ask: How do I answer Yes or No (per your comment on my blog)? Keep smiling! Sometimes, life saves the best for last!
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10/12/2009 3:04 pm |
Great! post some more.
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10/17/2009 7:19 am |
sUCKS!
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Problems are there to be dealt with, so just suck it up.
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guess tha'll teach you to wear your nose plug before you go muff divin next time.wink lmao @your blog
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I saw you in that face place and didn't get a chance to get it together in there,
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11/16/2009 9:56 pm |
interesting stories
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11/17/2009 4:59 am |
These are all so fucking funny.. What an imagination..
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3/31/2010 9:24 am |
..a nose clipper LOL
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great blog, i love your stories
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Cool story, nasal drip huh Able202
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GOOG STORY MADE ME LAUGH.
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very funny thank you ... charlestonpuss WELCOME TO THE WATCH OR SHOW AND CUM GROUP. WATCH OR SHOW AND CUM
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omg this has to be one of the funniest things i have read around here for a while
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This shit is too funny. You guys get the award for funniest fucking blog ever.
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I'll say, priceless, OMG what odd mental pictures that conjures up...BTW, balls are edible too...or at least if you nibble gently they think they've died and gone to heaven...however, if you can bite hard enough to get the man's attention. there is just enough time to get the hell out "dodge" while the man seriously contemplates death without heaven... I am who I am, It is what it is, and if you don't like me, or what I post, well...THAT is not MY problem.
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You have some very funny stuff. I'm going to have to come back for more.
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12/25/2010 10:53 am |
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hi
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pic-1
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1/7/2011 12:09 pm |
Thank for making me smile
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Excellent, i really loved everything written here. Hey can i meet such an intellectual woman, if yes then call me on 9820444622.
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3/19/2011 1:47 am |
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mmm... sorry I can't help with that one.. No idea what the best remedy is! But good luck my dear! Hugs EE407
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5/28/2011 1:19 pm |
What are the chances of coincidence and also cumming across said post?!?[post 2626601] Thanks for sharing a laugh!
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I didn't see that one cuming.
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I love this post! Had me laughing from the third sentence! check me out!
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That was funny!
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