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The official unabridged list of Typer turn ons
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The official unabridged list of Typer turn ons Out of all the nutty things I've ever said online, this is the one post I wouldn't want any offline entity in my world to get hold of. Like, if my mom read this... yeesh. I'd actually have to explain some of it to her. That would only make it worse. Fortunately for mom, the internet is this vast place of curious buttons that don't take her places she wants to go, so I think I'm safe. This is also the post that would end my fictional political career, because folks in the Midwest would get all uppity and have to douse their monitors with holy water. Other politicians would giggle and point and then secretly send me invitations to crazy backroom clubs they attend... which doesn't sound all that bad, really, but I doubt it would help me carry the Bible Belt. For you AdultFriendFinder types out there who will just about never see me face to face - specifically those of you who've asked or are curious about this type of stuff because it's a sex chat site after all - what follows will hopefully be a full list of the, shall we say, unusual interests I'm either into or willing to try. This list will likely be added to in time, as I remember or discover new interests. This post is more sex act oriented, but not solely. It's not a list of "I prefer this part to that part, blah blah blah." That's a short post: I like faces, I like personality, I like breasts, I like butts and legs - in that order. Sorta meh when presented by itself, but at least now you know. Now, to the acts! In no particular order: Public Groping Like you imagine, but more like Asian porn style. 30 Naughty minutes in a crowded subway? Why not? Hentai / Manga Sign me up for weird alien-looking<b> chicks </font></b>with giant racks who occasionally sex up their family, their students, their teachers, a room full of dudes, a room full of chicks, a robot - whatever. LARP But, you know, without the swords and shields. Possibly with uniforms. Real acting too, and plot development. It's not just dress up. BDSM Not really into the B or getting hurt myself, more into the mental angles. I don't know if that's easy for that crowd to understand or not, some of them really love tying knots. Striptease There's probably nothing I like more. A good tease is bananas. I'll take a delayed release 100% of the time. I give it out and I'll take it. That's how good it is. Force play Maybe I like feeling powerful and having control. Both parties would have to really be into it, of course, it's not something I'd ever want to try with someone who was on the fence. You either like the idea or you don't, I expect. Step play I tend to like to do things that people tell me not to do anyway, so I'm not surprised I gravitated to this type of porn. I don't have this type of family so who knows if I'd ever really think this way, but I actually like watching people make videos who act this way. MFF / MMF / Orgy Well, I like to bang. You say you like to bang too? Hot! You want another dude? It's still banging, so sure, just don't cross the swords. If everyone knows each other and can handle that sort of thing, why not do it all together? Sounds like a blast. Voyeurism / Exhibitionism Loving to watch + naughty = right up my alley. I'd never go seeking this sort of thing out in real life (attention neighbors) but if I accidentally came across a curtainless window I'd probably watch if no one else was around. And I can dish it out too, because I understand the desire behind it and I'm a giver. C2C / Phone The first is really just voyeurism or teasing with a computer, the second is voice sex. There's no downside here. Maybe I'm just easily amused. Spanking / discipline While I suppose this could've been lumped into BDSM, since they make it a subset of porn it gets a subset on my list. Discipline play is fun; it poses the desire to be naughty against itself, with a naughty outcome. That's a big ol' win circle right there. Pet play What?! Yeah no, not like that. Roleplay style. It doesn't even need to have a sexual component. This essentially mixes submissive play with an inability to communicate vocally, so you use your body to communicate affection and desire. I suppose it doesn't have to take on animal natures, but I've seen it done that way. This isn't a sheep thing, it's not even a virtual sheep thing. It's an alpha / beta play style. Settle down PETA! Toy play Yes, of course, the obvious way - but I'd really like to try a remote control system too when I can just turn it on during your day and have you think about me. I suppose it would have to have limitations like "not in the car" or "not at the gun range" or some such, but otherwise I'd be down for it. It's like the next step after asking her to keep her panties off while out in a skirt. And if you wanna bring toys to Typer go ahead, but as the owner of the back door I can tell you it's really no place any of us needs to visit. Photography More and more this is something I want to do, because this is something I'd be very good at. I've been a pro photographer before in a different manner; and I like looking at pretty ladies and I like making them feel pretty. This would combine a lot of those elements together. I wouldn't even need to keep the pictures, just taking them for her would be fine. If you have any interests that you think I'd also enjoy, suggest them in the comment section! And of course, feedback is always welcome. |
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