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I'm glad it all worked out for you in the end, Jules....  *grins*
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The Saga has concluded You overcame and vanquished your trepidation May you and your loins live happily ever after with the all mistiful Bidet
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OOOHHH Jeeezz finally I can ungird (or is it degird?) my loins. Frankly all this girding has my loins pretty sore. But if I ever need to crush a chunk of granite with my loins they will be ready.  I do have a request. Your next purchase can you make it a bit less girding (or is it girdable?)? Like a toaster or toilet paper. Thanks  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I'm glad it all worked out for you in the end, Jules.... *grins* When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Nicely painted visuals. I can imagine it all. 🌹 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Bless you for posting such a titillating and good-humored *public service announcement* about a hygienic and eco-friendly fixture that has been with us for over 400 years yet still perplexes repressed, puritanical Americans. Given that COVID has made us (as Bill Maher observed) *serial hand-washers*, hopefully people have become a bit more conscious of their cleanliness. You have elevated awareness of an element of our personal hygiene that Americans have not only ignored but exacerbated into needless pollution by dumping an average of 141 rolls of toilet paper per person per year into our sewer systems. Countries that have bidets as a standard home fixture (ie, the rest of the developed world!) cut that consumption in half. Your summary judgment is brilliant: as an *experience* bidets are much ado about nothing. But they do make meaningful and positive contributions to ourselves and our planet.
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....and as the predawn darkness lifted just slightly with the first rays of the new day... and the caffeinated jolt of espresso started to cruise through my veins..... the visual of the Infamous Portal of the Spitting Potty threw me over the edge into the abyss of sincere illogical laughter.... you so funny NY ....sarcastic wit on fire in this post... love it... .....even funnier is that when you plunked your purloined pooper properly on said portal .... "pshaw" ... perhaps perfunctory positioning poorly planned? Nah.... you got this one!.... on to your next adventure in the scientific enlightenment of curious masses.... ...carpe diem.... gird on....
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Glad that your sword did not slip and cut it in half before you got the job done. Love the humor and the artwork
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too much anticipation is not always a good thing
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https://twitter.com/sumguy_69/status/1318960866369409026
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Sometimes too much anticipation can lead to a let down. At least in the winter you can have a nice warm seat!! Enjoy my sexy one!!
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do you regret buying it?
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The most important part is that you are having fun! 
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So far....it seems that things are coming out nicely....and with an equally nice...refresh ~~ lol. Much Luck with it ALL ~~
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I'm almost disappointed McJ, it feels as though there should be more to this, like the expectation of a really good fart that ends in a pffffft.......
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Ever since I was a boy I've enjoyed toilet humour. I think it was the rebellious nature of being naughty to my catholic upbringing that made it appeal, and it has stuck with me throughout my puerile adulthood. Indeed, it runs in the family. All puns of course intended! Scottish people love the jobby, we even have jobby wheechers, and there is such a variety of words for the humble stool. It is a national pastime, though I suspect the men of the nation may be slightly more ardent in the following! Most women seem to enjoy that kind of humour, some find it uncouth. I'm not sure many more scottish women enjoy it than women of any other country do? I reckon you should do an international poll......  Q:- Women of the world - do you enjoy jobbies?  For me it's all part of being able to laugh at yourself and at life in general. Laughter, good old side-splitting hearty laughter, it's good for the soul, essential really.
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