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merlot5555 67M/57F  
1472 posts
10/5/2021 8:16 pm

...and the mailbox spilleth over regardless of what the fair maiden in yon window plops down in her profile ... tis a strange dance that is being danced by those that dare to venture into this playground.... but with the correct mindset and a slightly twisted sense of what passes for normal, it can be quite amusing.... and occasionally entertaining....

....carpe diem from the hinterland....


jajo696 113F
4287 posts
10/6/2021 1:32 am

Which is exactly why i try to respond to all emails....its just a poor soul trying to make a connection, and to not even acknowledge that they took a chance is rude...to me. I answer even if it is to tell them....they are a jerk . Ive often said..." would you say that to me if we met in the grocery store? " Only a few times, they have answered...." well maybe"....lol. That makes us both laugh ..and move on.

Yours is funny funny....lol @ bipedal n breathing. However....there is a guy here....who likes em sleepy (barely breathing as he explained). Ugh !! It takes all kinds ....but he....that guy....can stay over there>>>>>>.

Thats right...attempted humor. I love ur style..girl. Carry on ~~


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
10/6/2021 2:46 am

I am in full agreement with Jajo - I love the fact that you were funny rather than being too harsh.

But there is so much else to discuss here! Firstly, why does the phrase "Spanked with a wet noodle" seem to stand out so clearly? Further invgerstigation needed I think.

Next topic, "Not badly enough to fuck 'em that's for sure!" This made me smile. I have heard of the concept of the sympathy fuck. I don't think I have experienced one........Wait..........No, no....really?....No, I don't think so. But Jules, I mean.......this does beg the question! I feel I should add this to the top of my blog page. Where it says "how mad is a box of frogs," and how sick is a parrot." It could now also read, "How bad would Jules actually need to feel?"

Dare I ask, what is a "winner" email? Or is that a sarcastic version of "loser"? I only ask in case I am missing something important - I am not very quick on the uptake when it comes to blog in-jokes and catch phrases - I had to ask someone what lol meant once. I thought it meant lots of love. Bit disappointing.


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
10/6/2021 2:48 am

At least the fellow took it in good spirits McJ. One of the biggest complaints here is the responses received to polite rejections.

Hope you're well m'dear.


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
10/6/2021 2:55 am

    Quoting jajo696:
    Which is exactly why i try to respond to all emails....its just a poor soul trying to make a connection, and to not even acknowledge that they took a chance is rude...to me. I answer even if it is to tell them....they are a jerk . Ive often said..." would you say that to me if we met in the grocery store? " Only a few times, they have answered...." well maybe"....lol. That makes us both laugh ..and move on.

    Yours is funny funny....lol @ bipedal n breathing. However....there is a guy here....who likes em sleepy (barely breathing as he explained). Ugh !! It takes all kinds ....but he....that guy....can stay over there>>>>>>.

    Thats right...attempted humor. I love ur style..girl. Carry on ~~
I like this comment so much Jajo. I see too many "look at what this jerk sent me" blog posts, and they can be a bit of a turn-off.

You're not talking about me are you? I once had a girlfriend who liked me to try to have sex with her while she was asleep. I blogged about it once. I never managed it - she always woke up, but it was a turn on trying. I don't think I ever said I liked 'em "barely breathing" though; that sounds a bit close to something dangerous, not the same concept at all!


69bud69 69M
7134 posts
10/6/2021 3:38 am

A great exchange and a lesson learned. *S*
Being a man I can readily admit that we can be anxious,short sighted and blinded by our own over inflated self importance. *S*
Reading is fundamental as the old saying goes. Don't just look at the photo and first line.

Oh, you are so right about your last line. You are a wise woman.
Thanks for the morning chuckle.

Bud

Always Ready for Fun.


TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
10/6/2021 4:29 am

"blue-balled bitterness"

I love this so much!

Kudos to you for responding and not receiving a pissy rant in return. I have a hard time mustering up the "politeness" to reply to the one word messages or even to the "I read your profile and think we'd be a match" nice letters from men who are actually nowhere near a match for me. It encourages them to think the attraction is reciprocal when it's not.


DoctorBooty 43M  
6426 posts
10/6/2021 5:55 am

Oh I've been shown some doozies from several ladies I was seeing.

It makes you wonder how humanity survives.


New2Midlo 54M
1075 posts
10/6/2021 7:37 am

As others have said, you deserve a gold star for responding like a human, empathy and all.

With respect to him reaching out, albeit clumsily, to you in the first place, I can't say I blame him. Your profile is well written and portends you as someone with intellect, a fun dirty side, and a sense of humor. Reading his side of the exchange, I'd be willing to bet his standards are much higher than you give him credit for. Again, your profile and blog are clear evidence of you being much more than simply sentient. (there goes my alliteration trigger)


Leegs2012 51M
96137 posts
10/6/2021 9:17 am

He showed class by accepting your wishes. Good luck to him and his searches.


pagancountrygirl 66F
6466 posts
10/6/2021 10:08 am

I love this whole blog and all the responses! Your response was polite but still had some bite to it. His response was funny and he was gracious enough to admit he had blundered...big time. He acknowledged the "punishment" he so rightfully deserved, but also that it was anything but harsh. You both deserve kudos for handling the exchange so well!
I'm with jajo696 in that I try to respond to all emails I receive...and sometimes it's to tell them they're being a jerk. But I've also been fortunate to have some rather funny conversations along the way.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


pacnwlover42 55M
9808 posts
10/7/2021 12:49 am

He might as well just order one of those life size dolls if he thinks that women are just here on this earth to be fucked, manipulated, and controlled. I’m thinking even women in the caveman days would turn these guys down. Knock them over the head with a club and walk away.

Funny women are incredibly sexy!


pacnwlover42 55M
9808 posts
10/7/2021 1:26 am

    Quoting pacnwlover42:
    He might as well just order one of those life size dolls if he thinks that women are just here on this earth to be fucked, manipulated, and controlled. I’m thinking even women in the caveman days would turn these guys down. Knock them over the head with a club and walk away.
Just to be clear, it would be the women knocking them over the head and walking away. The cave ladies would then go pamper themselves and get a prehistoric pedicure. 👣

Funny women are incredibly sexy!


69bud69 69M
7134 posts
10/7/2021 5:08 am

No, not me Julies.
I try to be one of the exceptions to that rule of self importance.
But, is it me, or does there seem to be a rise in male over inflated ego? Just wondering. I would appreciate a woman's point of view on that topic. *S*

Be good Jules and stay safe.

Bud

Always Ready for Fun.


HowzAboutFun4Us 59M
122 posts
10/7/2021 6:54 am

I have to admit that we (men) in general, aren't what i would call the most detail oriented readers when it comes to this site.

I would think that the "happily married" and "previously enjoyed a brief foray into the lifestyle" would sort of hint at the fact you weren't currently interested in extracurricular pursuits...

So.... when guys (Not ME of course) come across a profile with enticing photos one can tend to lose awareness and head straight for the prize like. I believe, in fighter pilot parlance, this is known as target fixation and usually doesn't end well.

Hopefully, the spankee in this scenario learned a lesson and is thankful that he only crashed and burned on the interweb.....


CedarsPrince 44M
1608 posts
10/12/2021 9:05 pm

Thank you for responding.
Thank you for responding with brilliance
Thank you for responding with humor

The world would be a better place if all responses was like this


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