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Blogs > sexyguyforu80 > Just Like That....

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sexyguyforu80 40M
2 posts
2/19/2011 6:46 am
Funny

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To do some hanky panky
Jill forgot to take the Pill
And then came baby Frankie

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet
And so are you...
...But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head

Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.

Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we fucked
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the shit I'd be in.

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