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Blogs > Canus2011 > Adventure my ass!

I never thought I'd be so tired of Boobs  

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2/3/2013 8:15 am
I never thought I'd be so tired of Boobs

I've been semi-busy for the last few days ...even before I moved in with Mom, I was the designated dog/animal sitter for everyone in my family. December was a sad month ...my sister lost her doggy of 18 years and my older brother lost the second of two litter-mates (I believe he was 13 years); we kept my sisters remaining after her father-in-law died but her (remaining) is pretty low-maintenance. This weekend is my brother and his wife's anniversary weekend, so as of Friday I've had their remaining dog ...a teacup poodle named Boo-boo, or "Boobs" for short.

Boobs leaves me with an "apples to oranges" comparison to his two evil predecessors. The previous dogs were yappers ...any little noise would set them off and their batteries seemed to never lose a charge. Boobs is almost as bad although for such a tiny little thing, he actually has a "hound" bark (Bar-OOOoooo) even though it does shift to very high pitch when he's yapping instead of "baying" (I have a lot of trouble with high-highs and low-lows in sound pitch). The cat tends to stay scarce ...she's about the same size and could probably kick his ass, but prefers to just hide away unmolested.

Before this weekend, the thought of being molested by Boobs might have held a little appeal, but Boobs don't like being played with ...Boobs just want to be held. Boobs get a little bit aggravated when not being held ...Boobs apparently need a lot of support.

I'd really like to milk the euphemism for all its worth, but until breasticles start standing on my feet howling because I have a laptop in my lap instead of them, I'm running out of clever comparisons.

...and patience. At least he goes back home tomorrow afternoon.

The first night was interesting ...my own muttifer is pretty good natured, so any little turf-wars that have managed to start up with other dogs are seldom instigated by him. The bed is never exactly a good testing ground for this ...especially if you want to do thing like oh ...sleep! First night was a mess though ...Boobs kept jumping off the bed and then would start baying when he "couldn't" get back up (I've seen the little fucker jump up to places a lot higher than the bed too). He sits up on his hind legs so you can pick him up too ...he wants to be held. It almost sounds like a Cyndi Lauper song: "Boobs just wanna be Held" or something.

So ...in the meantime, I'll just eye the garbage disposal and think evil thoughts.

one more day.

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