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I HOPE THIS BRINGS A CHUCKLE!!
I HOPE THIS BRINGS A CHUCKLE!! A neat summary of some of the quaint things that affect us today... LIFE IN TODAY’S WORLD!! - 2019: Stay away from negative people. - 2020: Stay away from positive people. - The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their are yelling at them to stay indoors! - You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people home-schooled by day drinkers. - This virus has done what no woman has been able to do ... cancel sports, shut down bars, and keep men at home!!! - Do not call the police suspicious people in your neighborhood! Those are your neighbors without makeup and hair extensions! - Since we can’t eat out, now’s the perfect time eat better, get fit, and stay healthy. We’re quarantined! Who are we trying impress? We have snacks, we have sweatpants – I say we use them! - Day 7 at home and the is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!” - Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands??? - I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6 foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are! - Me: Alexa what’s the weather this weekend? Alexa: It doesn’t matter – you’re not going anywhere. - Can everyone please just follow the government instructions so we can knock out this coronavirus and be done?! I feel like a kindergartner who keeps losing more recess time because one or two can’t follow directions. - I swear my fridge just said “what the hell do you want now?” - When this is over ... what meeting do I attend first ... Weight Watchers or AA? - Quarantine has turned us into dogs. We roam the house day looking for<b> food. </font></b>We are told “no” if we get too close to strangers, and we get really excited about car rides. |
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all so true , thanks for making me laugh
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