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Blogs > rm_travelguyoh > From Me To Infinity

A Good Peach Is Hard To Find  

rm_travelguyoh 63M
7254 posts
10/20/2012 8:12 pm

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10/22/2012 2:56 am
A Good Peach Is Hard To Find
One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed
a tennis ball lying by the side of the trail.
he picked the ball up put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way.
Waiting at the cross street for the light to change,
he noticed a beautiful woman standing next to him smiling.
"What do you have in your pocket?", she asked.
A tennis ball replied the man smiling back at her.
"Wow," said the woman looking upset. "That must hurt.
I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable!"



Three nuns on a train had been getting to know one another
and decided to tell each other what their greatest<b> sins </font></b>were.
The first nun says, 'my greatest sin is sex".
Every year "I go out for a week and work as a ".
Of course, "I put all the money I earn into the poor box."
The second nun says, "My greatest sin is drinking.
Every year "I take the money from the poor box
and go out drinking for a solid week"
The third just sits there quietly.
So the first nun says to her, "Come on,
we've told you our worst<b> sins </font></b>now you have to tell us yours."
The third nun says, "My greatest sin is that I gossip,
and I can't wait to get off this train."
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
10/22/2012 2:56 am
    Quoting Tasty_Honey:
    I liked the first one because I could see that actually happening.
for me the funny part is...i can both of them happening
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
10/22/2012 2:54 am
    Quoting FMAOPLS:
    Every once in a while, I try to post a series of jokes. My pain source has been "asleep at the switch" lately.

    Would you mind if I copied and pasted these, for use in a future blogpost?
a little variety keeps em thinkin
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


FMAOPLS 70F
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27112 posts
10/21/2012 7:57 pm

 Every once in a while, I try to post a series of jokes. My pain source has been "asleep at the switch" lately.

Would you mind if I copied and pasted these, for use in a future blogpost?
Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
10/21/2012 8:07 am

 hey stranger...thanks for coming by
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


hideeho 61M

10/21/2012 7:11 am

 Good ones!


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
10/21/2012 6:51 am
    Quoting  :

some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


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