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I am ruler of these nether worlds! For me, search no more!  

MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
590 posts
3/8/2012 7:33 am
I am ruler of these nether worlds! For me, search no more!


I'm through with standing in line
To clubs we'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
And I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be

I want a brand new house
On an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
For ten plus me

I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the<b> mile high club
</font></b>At thirty-seven thousand feet

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just want to be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won''t eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger''s
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair
Hey hey I want to be a rockstar
Hey hey I want to be a rockstar

I want to be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free

I think I'm gonna dress my ass
With the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
Blow my money for me

I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my name

'Cause we all just
Want to be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses
Driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and
The drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny
'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and
Today's who's who
They'll get you anything
With that evil smile
Everybody's got a
drug dealer on speed dial
Hey hey I want to be a rockstar
Hey hey I want to be a rockstar

I'm gonna sing those songs
That offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills
From a Pez dispenser
When they ask why I drink all day
I'll say because I can

I'll get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip sync em every night so I don't get 'em wrong
Then listen to the fans tell me how damn good I am

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just want to be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial
Hey hey I want to be a rockstar
Hey hey I want to be a rockstar





Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's , call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
5/14/2012 6:23 pm

Kelly, all of the pictures you've ever taken are " dick pics "!

Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
5/16/2012 5:42 pm

No, more accurately, He Man, Master of the Universe, God of Rock and Cock not to mention the Lizard King, and I'm about to show, that yes indeed, I can do anything!

Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


Mr800lb_Gorilla 54M
2243 posts
5/20/2012 10:29 pm

So Tell me Mr "God of Cock" Since you can do "anything" (including breath while your head is wedged permanently up your ass)
Why is it that the Blog "Moms Closet" which makes fun of you in every way imaginable, gets MORE view's and laughs than your own blog?
why is that?


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
5/22/2012 1:10 pm

The reason for that is, there are more douche bags on this site, besides the two of you, than previously believed!

Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


Mr800lb_Gorilla 54M
2243 posts
5/23/2012 8:23 pm

    Quoting MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2:
    The reason for that is, there are more douche bags on this site, besides the two of you, than previously believed!
That must be due to the majority of the douche-bag profiles belong to YOU huh?


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
6/19/2012 8:34 pm

And Jay is terrified, that Erica will come to her senses finally, and drop his loser ass!

Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
6/22/2012 6:21 pm

Then why are you so concerned about it?

Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
6/25/2012 8:35 am

If I'm lying about everything, then where have all those pictures come from, showing me doing exactly everything I've mentioned here? Also the videos of me demonstrating my command of the guitar and performance experience. You can't fake that stuff. Go look on you tube, you'll see a lot of kids with playing ability, but no stage presence. It's one of those things, you either have it, or you don't. Kind of like money, and I have that stuff too! Go back to the drawing board and start over again, you stupid dinks!

Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
1/23/2015 3:25 pm

Kelly, your not going to turn this post into twenty pages and 500 comments insulting me with the same topic. Keep it up I'll just pull the plug and delete all your shit. Are we clear? Go write that shit on your own blog, and share it with all of you "friends " of which you have none except Jay, but I wouldn't brag about that. I don't understand why I haven't banned you yet already, I must be losing my mind?

Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


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