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The Worse Part Of Surgery  

1bighammer1000 58M
943 posts
11/4/2020 7:29 pm

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11/21/2020 6:10 pm

The Worse Part Of Surgery

Having open heart surgery has been a inconveniences, but the worse part was getting shaved. I was pretty much shaved from my ankles my chin. They wanted me shave my mustache but I drawed the line at that. I ended up finding some small rubber bands a<b> tied </font></b>my handlebar mustache up with them.
The nurse that was shaving me left me a mohawk right above my dick. I guess it looked like a landing strip on a female. Ha ha I finally got my place Tuesday and got my hair clippers. I am not able drive for 8 weeks. And nothing with a manual transmission for weeks. Hell I have ride in the back seat because in a fender bender/ wreck the airbag would cave my chest in and kill me. Who would of thought of that. Hell anyhow I took my hair clippers and straightened things out so it grows back in evenly. Now my dick reminds me of a shaved rat. Ha ha. A person has to laugh about something 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 posts
11/4/2020 10:30 pm

Ohhh I forgot they were going to shave you! I am so sorry! They really didn't need to start at your ankles though. Did they at least video it so we can all watch? Yes. I am demented today due to lack of sleep.
Take care sweety! XOXOX


1bighammer1000 58M
4304 posts
11/5/2020 2:43 am

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    Ohhh I forgot they were going to shave you! I am so sorry! They really didn't need to start at your ankles though. Did they at least video it so we can all watch? Yes. I am demented today due to lack of sleep.
    Take care sweety! XOXOX
They took veins from my legs for the bypasses. They took one from the ankle to the knee on my left leg, then the knee to my groin on the left thigh. You can see the spot near my dick where that ended. Then from the knee to groin on my right thigh also. They ended up having to do four bypasses.. anyhow my Bald dick reminds me of a shaved rat, and I knew you could get a laugh from that. Ha ha

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dogslife2live01 71M

11/5/2020 4:37 am

and there i thought the worst part of surgery would be the recovery. but the best part of your surgery is that you can complain about it...
speedy recovery
good sir

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1bighammer1000 58M
4304 posts
11/5/2020 5:43 am

    Quoting dogslife2live01:
    and there i thought the worst part of surgery would be the recovery. but the best part of your surgery is that you can complain about it...
    speedy recovery
    good sir
Ha ha the recovery hasn't drove me nuts yet, ha ha but it is getting close. Everything seems to work fine except for not being able to lift anything. Ha ha

Anything worth doing is worth doing right


WyoCowboy7751 70M
2537 posts
11/5/2020 6:34 am

Had a different sort of Surgery but was Told and also on the, " After-Care Sheet " ; No Intercourse or Masturbating for 6 weeks , it increases the heart rate ! That Alone made Heart Rate increase just a slight bit but got over it !!! Week 7 Masturbated twice in one day & Intercourse THAT NIGHT


lust4life59 65F  
2552 posts
11/5/2020 10:57 am

Do you also have to keep a pillow against your chest for a while? There should be a market for stuffed bosoms for male heart surgery patients, OH wait, that might not work well with the no sex part of recovery. heehee


1bighammer1000 58M
4304 posts
11/5/2020 2:47 pm

    Quoting lust4life59:
    Do you also have to keep a pillow against your chest for a while? There should be a market for stuffed bosoms for male heart surgery patients, OH wait, that might not work well with the no sex part of recovery. heehee
Ha ha the stuffed bosoms does sound better. I have a deal called a zipper belt. It has a foam heart shaped deal that sits over my chest, and a handle on a small rope. When I pull the handle it squeezes my chest for coughing, sneezing and yawning. Ha ha maybe I need some bosoms to rest my head and face in

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BeccaLuvs 61F
20895 posts
11/9/2020 12:47 pm

Ooh ...... and yes Big, I recall being shaved as well - guess I'm lucky, but the only surgery I've had were the the C-Sections to have my children! With my son being an emergency they did the shaving, with my daughter I did, and what an ordea that wasl with my big tummy and trying to shave "there"! Don't you find it very itchy now the hair is starting to grow back? That drove me to distraction after, and why I prefer a "mink coat"! Still, a very sexy pic of you - shaved and all! Plus, also never thought of that, and the "airbags" in a vehicle - please be careful of that! Take care you, and yep laughing is the best meds, so keep taking it by doing it!

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1bighammer1000 58M
4304 posts
11/9/2020 1:36 pm

    Quoting BeccaLuvs:
    Ooh ...... and yes Big, I recall being shaved as well - guess I'm lucky, but the only surgery I've had were the the C-Sections to have my children! With my son being an emergency they did the shaving, with my daughter I did, and what an ordea that wasl with my big tummy and trying to shave "there"! Don't you find it very itchy now the hair is starting to grow back? That drove me to distraction after, and why I prefer a "mink coat"! Still, a very sexy pic of you - shaved and all! Plus, also never thought of that, and the "airbags" in a vehicle - please be careful of that! Take care you, and yep laughing is the best meds, so keep taking it by doing it!
Yep Becca, the regrow is itchy, and we have had pretty warm weather here lately. I have figured out that shaved balls tend to stick to a person's legs. Ha ha I believe your mink coat looks mighty fine myself.

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Eviloutlaw1 62M
5180 posts
11/20/2020 4:54 am

Glad your surgery was a success. I'm not a fan of the bald privates look myself. Tried it once, never again. The way I figure it, if Nature had intended for us to be bald that way we'd have never grew hair there in the first place. Have a good one.


1bighammer1000 58M
4304 posts
11/21/2020 6:10 pm

    Quoting  :

Thanks it's going pretty well, I have the six weeks of only lifting five pounds done. Now another six weeks with a 10 pound limit. Ha ha

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