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The Worse Part Of Surgery
The Worse Part Of Surgery Having open heart surgery has been a inconveniences, but the worse part was getting shaved. I was pretty much shaved from my ankles my chin. They wanted me shave my mustache but I drawed the line at that. I ended up finding some small rubber bands a<b> tied </font></b>my handlebar mustache up with them. The nurse that was shaving me left me a mohawk right above my dick. I guess it looked like a landing strip on a female. Ha ha I finally got my place Tuesday and got my hair clippers. I am not able drive for 8 weeks. And nothing with a manual transmission for weeks. Hell I have ride in the back seat because in a fender bender/ wreck the airbag would cave my chest in and kill me. Who would of thought of that. Hell anyhow I took my hair clippers and straightened things out so it grows back in evenly. Now my dick reminds me of a shaved rat. Ha ha. A person has to laugh about something 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Anything worth doing is worth doing right |
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Ohhh I forgot they were going to shave you! I am so sorry! They really didn't need to start at your ankles though. Did they at least video it so we can all watch? Yes. I am demented today due to lack of sleep. Take care sweety! XOXOX
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Ohhh I forgot they were going to shave you! I am so sorry! They really didn't need to start at your ankles though. Did they at least video it so we can all watch? Yes. I am demented today due to lack of sleep. Take care sweety! XOXOX Anything worth doing is worth doing right
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11/5/2020 4:37 am |
and there i thought the worst part of surgery would be the recovery. but the best part of your surgery is that you can complain about it... speedy recovery good sir there is a world of difference between insanity and stupidity
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and there i thought the worst part of surgery would be the recovery. but the best part of your surgery is that you can complain about it... speedy recovery good sir Anything worth doing is worth doing right
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Had a different sort of Surgery but was Told and also on the, " After-Care Sheet " ; No Intercourse or Masturbating for 6 weeks , it increases the heart rate ! That Alone made Heart Rate increase just a slight bit but got over it !!! Week 7 Masturbated twice in one day & Intercourse THAT NIGHT
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Do you also have to keep a pillow against your chest for a while? There should be a market for stuffed bosoms for male heart surgery patients, OH wait, that might not work well with the no sex part of recovery. heehee
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Do you also have to keep a pillow against your chest for a while? There should be a market for stuffed bosoms for male heart surgery patients, OH wait, that might not work well with the no sex part of recovery. heehee Anything worth doing is worth doing right
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Ooh ...... and yes Big, I recall being shaved as well - guess I'm lucky, but the only surgery I've had were the the C-Sections to have my children! With my son being an emergency they did the shaving, with my daughter I did, and what an ordea that wasl with my big tummy and trying to shave "there"! Don't you find it very itchy now the hair is starting to grow back? That drove me to distraction after, and why I prefer a "mink coat"! Still, a very sexy pic of you - shaved and all! Plus, also never thought of that, and the "airbags" in a vehicle - please be careful of that! Take care you, and yep laughing is the best meds, so keep taking it by doing it! ..... And always 'hold onto all those sexy thoughts'! (Remember if you feel like taking part in some sexy fun then click here!) Come on Some Sketch Fun And Now How About 39Me39 Watching 39You39 If you39d like that Please Comment - So if you would like - click here as well!
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Ooh ...... and yes Big, I recall being shaved as well - guess I'm lucky, but the only surgery I've had were the the C-Sections to have my children! With my son being an emergency they did the shaving, with my daughter I did, and what an ordea that wasl with my big tummy and trying to shave "there"! Don't you find it very itchy now the hair is starting to grow back? That drove me to distraction after, and why I prefer a "mink coat"! Still, a very sexy pic of you - shaved and all! Plus, also never thought of that, and the "airbags" in a vehicle - please be careful of that! Take care you, and yep laughing is the best meds, so keep taking it by doing it! Anything worth doing is worth doing right
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Glad your surgery was a success. I'm not a fan of the bald privates look myself. Tried it once, never again. The way I figure it, if Nature had intended for us to be bald that way we'd have never grew hair there in the first place. Have a good one.
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Thanks it's going pretty well, I have the six weeks of only lifting five pounds done. Now another six weeks with a 10 pound limit. Ha ha Anything worth doing is worth doing right
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